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Two and a Half Men S10E7 — Avoid the Chinese Mustard
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Two and a Half Men•Season 10•Episode 7

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

6.3/10 · 1,174 votesNov 8, 201221 min

Ranked #14 of 23 in Season 10•−0.1 vs season avg

Discussion

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Directed byJames Widdoes
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Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

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James Widdoes

James Widdoes

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Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Story

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Michael Collier

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Jim Patterson

Teleplay

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Don Reo

Teleplay

Eddie Gorodetsky

Eddie Gorodetsky

Teleplay

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Gemma Baker

Story

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Episode Summary

"Avoid the Chinese Mustard" is episode 7 of Two and a Half Men season 10. It scored 6.3/10 from 1,174 votes, ranking #14 of 23 episodes this season (season average 6.4). Directed by James Widdoes, it aired on November 8, 2012.

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