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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 11 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11!

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
    7.1/10(1086 votes)

    S11:E20

    Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
    7.0/10(1114 votes)

    S11:E19

    After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
    6.5/10(1049 votes)

    S11:E7

    Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
    6.5/10(973 votes)

    S11:E16

    Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 17 - Welcome Home, Jake
    6.5/10(971 votes)

    S11:E17

    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 - West Side Story
    6.5/10(952 votes)

    S11:E18

    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
    6.5/10(1032 votes)

    S11:E22

    Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts
    6.4/10(1059 votes)

    S11:E11

    Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
    6.3/10(1015 votes)

    S11:E5

    Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
    6.3/10(1038 votes)

    S11:E10

    Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
    6.3/10(962 votes)

    S11:E12

    Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
    6.2/10(1052 votes)

    S11:E4

    Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
    6.2/10(961 votes)

    S11:E8

    Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
    6.2/10(939 votes)

    S11:E14

    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
    6.2/10(937 votes)

    S11:E15

    Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Matt Searle

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 - Nangnangnangnang
    6.1/10(1313 votes)

    S11:E1

    Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
    6.1/10(1041 votes)

    S11:E6

    When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
    6.1/10(1005 votes)

    S11:E13

    Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
    6.1/10(938 votes)

    S11:E21

    Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 - This Unblessed Biscuit
    6.0/10(1021 votes)

    S11:E3

    Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
    6.0/10(1027 votes)

    S11:E9

    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
    5.9/10(1092 votes)

    S11:E2

    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 11 Ratings Summary

"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 11. It scored 7.1/10 based on 1086 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/24/2014. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang".