The Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 5

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8.2/10(2597 votes)
#1 - Stewie Loves Lois
S5:E19/10/2006
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.
Directors:Pete Michels, Mike Kim, Peter Shin
Writer:Mark Hentemann
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Directors:Pete Michels, Mike Kim, Peter Shin
Writer:Mark Hentemann
7.4/10(2135 votes)
#2 - Mother Tucker
S5:E29/17/2006
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
Directors:Pete Michels, Peter Shin, James Purdum
Writer:Tom Devanney
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Directors:Pete Michels, Peter Shin, James Purdum
Writer:Tom Devanney
7.5/10(2084 votes)
#3 - Hell Comes to Quahog
S5:E39/24/2006
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
Directors:Pete Michels, Dan Povenmire, Peter Shin
Writer:Kirker Butler
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Directors:Pete Michels, Dan Povenmire, Peter Shin
Writer:Kirker Butler
7.6/10(2247 votes)
#4 - Saving Private Brian
S5:E411/5/2006
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
Directors:Pete Michels, Cyndi Tang, Peter Chinn
Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
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Directors:Pete Michels, Cyndi Tang, Peter Chinn
Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
7.6/10(2080 votes)
#5 - Whistle While Your Wife Works
S5:E511/12/2006
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.
Directors:Pete Michels, Peter Shin, Greg Colton
Writer:Steve Callaghan
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Directors:Pete Michels, Peter Shin, Greg Colton
Writer:Steve Callaghan
7.3/10(2029 votes)
#6 - Prick Up Your Ears
S5:E611/19/2006
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.
Director:James Purdum
Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
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Director:James Purdum
Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

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7.4/10(2063 votes)
#7 - Chick Cancer
S5:E711/26/2006
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.
Directors:Pete Michels, Peter Shin, James Purdum
Writers:Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin
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Directors:Pete Michels, Peter Shin, James Purdum
Writers:Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin
7.8/10(2242 votes)
#8 - Barely Legal
S5:E812/17/2006
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.
Directors:Peter Shin, Zac Moncrief, James Purdum
Writer:Kirker Butler
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Directors:Peter Shin, Zac Moncrief, James Purdum
Writer:Kirker Butler
7.9/10(2233 votes)
#9 - Road to Rupert
S5:E91/28/2007
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
Directors:Dan Povenmire, Peter Shin, James Purdum
Writer:Patrick Meighan
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Directors:Dan Povenmire, Peter Shin, James Purdum
Writer:Patrick Meighan
7.6/10(2115 votes)
#10 - Peter's Two Dads
S5:E102/11/2007
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.
Director:Cyndi Tang
Writer:Danny Smith
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Director:Cyndi Tang
Writer:Danny Smith
7.6/10(2031 votes)
#11 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
S5:E112/18/2007
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Director:Julius Wu
Writer:Mark Hentemann
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Director:Julius Wu
Writer:Mark Hentemann
7.7/10(2118 votes)
#12 - Airport '07
S5:E123/4/2007
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.
Director:John Holmquist
Writers:Steve Callaghan, Tom Devanney
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Director:John Holmquist
Writers:Steve Callaghan, Tom Devanney
7.2/10(1999 votes)
#13 - Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
S5:E133/11/2007
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.
Director:Dominic Polcino
Writer:Steve Callaghan
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Director:Dominic Polcino
Writer:Steve Callaghan
7.2/10(1923 votes)
#14 - No Meals on Wheels
S5:E143/25/2007
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.
Director:Greg Colton
Writer:Mike Henry
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Director:Greg Colton
Writer:Mike Henry
7.2/10(1929 votes)
#15 - Boys Do Cry
S5:E154/29/2007
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
Director:Brian Iles
Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
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Director:Brian Iles
Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
7.3/10(1974 votes)
#16 - No Chris Left Behind
S5:E165/6/2007
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
Director:Pete Michels
Writer:Patrick Meighan
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Director:Pete Michels
Writer:Patrick Meighan
7.5/10(1942 votes)
#17 - It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
S5:E175/13/2007
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
Director:Zac Moncrief
Writer:Alex Borstein
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Director:Zac Moncrief
Writer:Alex Borstein
8.4/10(2779 votes)
#18 - Meet the Quagmires
S5:E185/20/2007
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
Director:Dan Povenmire
Writer:Mark Hentemann
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Director:Dan Povenmire
Writer:Mark Hentemann