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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Borderwall
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    S1:E2

    Bud fights to get a border wall constructed using confiscated drug money, only to have the wall destroy the economy, leaving him jobless. He then begins smuggling immigrants under the wall to make ends meet .

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  2. undefined Season 11 Episode 4 - Yug Ylimaf
    8.1/10(27 votes)

    S11:E4

    Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is "unborn."

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  3. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - The Engagement
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E1

    Bud is enraged when he finds out that his daughter Becky is engaged to J.C., Ernesto’s nephew who just graduated from college. Meanwhile, a staunch anti-immigration law is passed which eventually leads to J.C.’s deportation, much to Bud’s delight.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  4. undefined Season 10 Episode 5 - Back to the Pilot
    7.9/10(28 votes)

    S10:E5

    Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  5. undefined Season 5 Episode 18 - Meet the Quagmires
    7.7/10(34 votes)

    S5:E18

    Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  6. undefined Season 22 Episode 14 - Fat Actor
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S22:E14

    Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  7. undefined Season 0 Episode 27 - Holiday 2025: Disney's Hulu's Family Guy's Hallmark Channel's Lifetime's Unoriginal Holiday Movie
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S0:E27

    In this take on generic holiday movies, Lois, who works for "Big Pie" travels to a small town in hopes of stealing Peter's award-winning family secret pie recipe.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  8. undefined Season 4 Episode 7 - Brian the Bachelor
    7.3/10(35 votes)

    S4:E7

    "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  9. undefined Season 3 Episode 19 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart
    7.2/10(38 votes)

    S3:E19

    Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  10. undefined Season 21 Episode 15 - Adoptation
    7.1/10(9 votes)

    S21:E15

    To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  11. undefined Season 5 Episode 1 - Stewie Loves Lois
    7.1/10(34 votes)

    S5:E1

    Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  12. undefined Season 5 Episode 11 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
    7.1/10(29 votes)

    S5:E11

    When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  13. undefined Season 21 Episode 10 - The Candidate
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    S21:E10

    Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  14. undefined Season 4 Episode 13 - Jungle Love
    7.0/10(36 votes)

    S4:E13

    When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  15. undefined Season 19 Episode 13 - PeTerminator
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    S19:E13

    Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  16. undefined Season 7 Episode 4 - Baby Not On Board
    6.9/10(25 votes)

    S7:E4

    Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  17. undefined Season 8 Episode 2 - Family Goy
    6.7/10(28 votes)

    S8:E2

    When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  18. undefined Season 13 Episode 3 - Baking Bad
    6.6/10(34 votes)

    S13:E3

    Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  19. undefined Season 19 Episode 20 - Tales of Former Sports Glory
    6.6/10(12 votes)

    S19:E20

    The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  20. undefined Season 8 Episode 19 - The Splendid Source
    6.6/10(25 votes)

    S8:E19

    Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  21. undefined Season 3 Episode 8 - The Kiss Seen Around the World
    6.5/10(36 votes)

    S3:E8

    Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  22. undefined Season 10 Episode 7 - Amish Guy
    6.3/10(26 votes)

    S10:E7

    On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  23. undefined Season 18 Episode 3 - Absolutely Babulous
    6.2/10(13 votes)

    S18:E3

    When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  24. undefined Season 18 Episode 6 - Peter & Lois' Wedding
    6.2/10(12 votes)

    S18:E6

    The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

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    Writer:Mark Hentemann

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  25. undefined Season 16 Episode 19 - The Unkindest Cut
    6.0/10(19 votes)

    S16:E19

    Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

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Mark Hentemann Ratings Summary

"Borderwall" is the best rated episode written by Mark Hentemann. It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 1/10/2016 and is rated 0.4 points higher than their second-best episode, "Yug Ylimaf".