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Family Guy S13E6 — The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

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Family Guy•Season 13•Episode 6

The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

6.0/10 · 1,872 votesDec 7, 201424 min

Ranked #17 of 18 in Season 13•−0.8 vs season avg

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become

Directed byJoseph Lee

Written byTed Jessup

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Seth MacFarlane

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Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)

Alex Borstein

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Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)

Mila Kunis

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Meg Griffin (voice)

Seth Green

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Chris Griffin (voice)

Mike Henry

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Cleveland Brown (voice)

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Ted Jessup

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Joseph Lee

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John R. Morey

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Andrew Goldberg

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Alex Carter

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Peter Shin

Peter Shin

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Episode Summary

"The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin" is episode 6 of Family Guy season 13. It scored 6.0/10 from 1,872 votes, ranking #17 of 18 episodes this season (season average 6.8). Directed by Joseph Lee and written by Ted Jessup, it aired on December 7, 2014.

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