Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

7.8/10 · 3,503 votesDec 29, 199923 min

Ranked #12 of 17 in Season 3•−0.1 vs season avg

Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home

Season 3 Episodes17

E1 8.4

Rainforest Shmainforest

E2 8.1

Spontaneous Combustion

The Succubus

Jakovasaurs

Tweek vs. Craig

Sexual Harassment Panda

E7 7.9

Cat Orgy

E8 8.0

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

E9 7.4

Jewbilee

E10 7.7

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

E11 8.7

Chinpokomon

E12 8.0

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

E13 8.0

Starvin' Marvin in Space

E14 8.3

The Red Badge of Gayness

E15 7.2

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

E16 7.8Now viewing

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

E17 8.1

World Wide Recorder Concert

Cast6

Trey Parker

Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh (voice)

Matt Stone

Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick (voice)

Isaac Hayes

Chef (voice)

Mary Kay Bergman

Liane Cartman / Wendy Testaburger / Sharon Marsh / Sheila Broflovski (voice)

Milan Agnone

Ike Broflovski (voice)

Jennifer Howell

Bebe Stevens (voice)

Crew4

Trey Parker

Writer

Trey Parker

Director

Matt Stone

Writer

Adam Berry

Original Music Composer

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Episode Summary

"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" is episode 16 of South Park season 3. It scored 7.8/10 from 3,503 votes, ranking #12 of 17 episodes this season (season average 7.9). Directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, it aired on December 29, 1999.

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

Seasons29

Season 3 Episodes17

Cast6

Crew4

Discussion

Episode Summary