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The Best Episodes of South Park Season 12

Every episode of South Park Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of South Park Season 12!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    South Park Season 12 Episode 9 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
    8.8/10(4402 votes)

    S12:E9

    Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  2. South Park Season 12 Episode 3 - Major Boobage
    8.7/10(4906 votes)

    S12:E3

    In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writers:Trey Parker, Matt Stone

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  3. South Park Season 12 Episode 6 - Over Logging
    8.5/10(4155 votes)

    S12:E6

    The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  4. South Park Season 12 Episode 7 - Super Fun Time
    8.4/10(3881 votes)

    S12:E7

    While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  5. South Park Season 12 Episode 1 - Tonsil Trouble
    8.0/10(4026 votes)

    S12:E1

    After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  6. South Park Season 12 Episode 10 - Pandemic
    8.0/10(3440 votes)

    S12:E10

    The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  7. South Park Season 12 Episode 11 - Pandemic 2: The Startling
    7.8/10(3342 votes)

    S12:E11

    Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  8. South Park Season 12 Episode 8 - The China Probrem
    7.7/10(3827 votes)

    S12:E8

    After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  9. South Park Season 12 Episode 14 - The Ungroundable
    7.7/10(3322 votes)

    S12:E14

    Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  10. South Park Season 12 Episode 4 - Canada on Strike
    7.6/10(3592 votes)

    S12:E4

    The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  11. South Park Season 12 Episode 5 - Eek, A Penis!
    7.6/10(3526 votes)

    S12:E5

    While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  12. South Park Season 12 Episode 12 - About Last Night...
    7.6/10(3317 votes)

    S12:E12

    While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  13. South Park Season 12 Episode 13 - Elementary School Musical
    7.6/10(3358 votes)

    S12:E13

    Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  14. South Park Season 12 Episode 2 - Britney's New Look
    7.1/10(3977 votes)

    S12:E2

    While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"Breast Cancer Show Ever" is the best rated episode of "South Park" season 12. It scored 8.8/10 based on 4402 votes. Directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker, it aired on 10/15/2008. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Major Boobage".