The Best Episodes Written By Trey Parker

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   9.1/10(71 votes)

   #1 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

   S5:E47/11/2001

   Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

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   9.0/10(56 votes)

   #2 - Make Love, Not Warcraft

   S10:E810/4/2006

   A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

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   8.8/10(60 votes)

   #3 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

   S6:E1311/13/2002

   The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?

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   8.8/10(49 votes)

   #4 - Good Times with Weapons

   S8:E13/17/2004

   South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

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   8.7/10(48 votes)

   #5 - Christian Rock Hard

   S7:E910/29/2003

   The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.

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   8.7/10(54 votes)

   #6 - AWESOM-O

   S8:E54/14/2004

   Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

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   8.7/10(48 votes)

   #7 - Woodland Critter Christmas

   S8:E1412/15/2004

   Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

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   8.7/10(47 votes)

   #8 - Tsst

   S10:E75/3/2006

   When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

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   8.6/10(48 votes)

   #9 - Cartmanland

   S5:E67/25/2001

   Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

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    8.6/10(45 votes)

    #10 - Kenny Dies

    S5:E1312/5/2001

    In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.

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    8.6/10(50 votes)

    #11 - The Simpsons Already Did It

    S6:E76/26/2002

    Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.

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    8.6/10(52 votes)

    #12 - Casa Bonita

    S7:E1111/12/2003

    Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.

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13. 

    8.6/10(42 votes)

    #13 - Cartoon Wars (1)

    S10:E34/5/2006

    Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.

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    8.6/10(45 votes)

    #14 - A Song of Ass and Fire

    S17:E811/20/2013

    Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?

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    8.6/10(32 votes)

    #15 - Grounded Vindaloop

    S18:E711/12/2014

    Butters is convinced that he’s living in a virtual reality. When he suddenly goes rogue and wreaks havoc at home and all over South Park, everyone struggles to figure out what’s real.

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    8.5/10(45 votes)

    #16 - All About Mormons

    S7:E1211/19/2003

    A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.

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    8.5/10(46 votes)

    #17 - Raisins

    S7:E1412/10/2003

    In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.

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    8.5/10(42 votes)

    #18 - Marjorine

    S9:E910/26/2005

    The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

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    8.5/10(38 votes)

    #19 - Ginger Kids

    S9:E1111/9/2005

    Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

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    8.5/10(41 votes)

    #20 - Le Petit Tourette

    S11:E810/3/2007

    Upon discovering Tourette's syndrome, Cartman becomes mad with power. He finds out he has the ability to say whatever he wants without consequence, so he sets up National TV Coverage to take full advantage of his new found life.

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    8.5/10(52 votes)

    #21 - Black Friday

    S17:E711/13/2013

    Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.

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    8.4/10(52 votes)

    #22 - Pinkeye

    S1:E710/29/1997

    The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire sauce occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.

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    8.4/10(54 votes)

    #23 - Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

    S1:E132/25/1998

    Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.

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    8.4/10(43 votes)

    #24 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

    S4:E24/12/2000

    The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric's fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys can't lose thanks to Eric's fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Token's head. The FBI claim that this was a hate crime and Cartman is sent to jail. Can the other boys bust Cartman out in time for the big race?

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    8.4/10(49 votes)

    #25 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    S4:E1612/13/2000

    The "Raging Pussies" concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and they have the task of retrieving a book for the fat-ass. The locked-up adults of South Park get therapy to prevent them from sexually abusing their children.

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