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The Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 3

Every episode of Never the Twain Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Never the Twain Season 3!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 6 - Not on the Same Wavelength
    6.9/10(17 votes)

    S3:E6

    The dealers are invited onto local radio to talk antiques but, since the producer is in his golf club, only Simon is asked. With Lyn knitting baby clothes for a friend, the fathers assume she's pregnant, and are overjoyed, calling a truce with Simon, making sure Oliver gets on the radio show with him. Only on air is it discovered that Lyn is not pregnant, which leads to a quarrel.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Dick Hills

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  2. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 3 - A Nose for Quality
    6.8/10(21 votes)

    S3:E3

    Imperious Lady Devereaux calls in on Simon whilst in the next door shop, elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale but seeing the Rolls parked outside, Oliver wrongly assumes that she is the aristocrat.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:John Kane

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  3. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 5 - The Welsh Connection
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    S3:E5

    When Lyn and David opine that their overweight fathers should go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy in order to relax and enjoy life.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Peter Tilbury

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  4. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 4 - The End of the Line
    6.7/10(17 votes)

    S3:E4

    Simon and Oliver are concerned when Lyn and David claim that they don't want children, David pretending to have had a vasectomy to put them off the scent. Simon and Oliver both sign up to a dating agency and are told to meet their blind dates in a bar.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  5. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 1 - Taking Stock
    6.6/10(17 votes)

    S3:E1

    Now that they're partners again, Oliver and Simon spend a day stock-taking and disparaging each other's items. Oliver is delighted when Bethan, an old school friend, comes into the shop to sell an antique watch. For old times' sake, Oliver pays her over the odds, later to learn from Simon that she is a con artist - after Oliver has parted with cash half of which now belongs to Simon.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Brian Platt

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  6. Never the Twain Season 3 Episode 2 - Partners
    6.5/10(19 votes)

    S3:E2

    Simon is approached by Mr Wilde, a health food company rep, who wants to buy the shop for its premises and the offer is tempting. Oliver, meanwhile, wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools and considers asking him to buy into the partnership to replace Simon.

    Director:Peter Frazer-Jones
    Writer:Brian Platt

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Not on the Same Wavelength" is the best rated episode of Never the Twain season 3. It scored 6.9/10 from 17 votes. Directed by Peter Frazer-Jones and written by Dick Hills, it aired on November 14, 1983. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "A Nose for Quality".