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The Best Episodes of Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1

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The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 1 - You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That
    3.0/10(15 votes)

    #1 - You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That

    S1:E1

    The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 2 - Taylor Swift is My Friend
    3.7/10(10 votes)

    #2 - Taylor Swift is My Friend

    S1:E2

    Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 3 - Dad, plug your ears!
    1.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - Dad, plug your ears!

    S1:E3

    This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 4 - Stick It to 'Em
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #4 - Stick It to 'Em

    S1:E4

    A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier ("Entertainment Tonight").

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 5 - Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #5 - Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment

    S1:E5

    A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 6 - You've Been Lying to Your Momma?
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #6 - You've Been Lying to Your Momma?

    S1:E6

    Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 7 - Turkey in Space
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #7 - Turkey in Space

    S1:E7

    In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 8 - Could I have a $20, Dad?
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - Could I have a $20, Dad?

    S1:E8

    This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 9 - Santa's Got a Six Pack
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Santa's Got a Six Pack

    S1:E9

    On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 10 - She's Totally Not Ready
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - She's Totally Not Ready

    S1:E10

    This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 11 - A Thousand Thumbs Up!
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - A Thousand Thumbs Up!

    S1:E11

    "A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 Episode 12 - My Work is Done
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - My Work is Done

    S1:E12

    Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

    Director:Unknown
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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That" is the best rated episode of "Kids Say the Darndest Things" season 1. It scored 3/10 based on 15 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/6/2019. This episode is rated 0.7 points higher than the second-best, "Taylor Swift is My Friend".