Every season of Kids Say the Darndest Things ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Kids Say the Darndest Things!

You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That

Taylor Swift is My Friend

Dad, plug your ears!

Stick It to 'Em

Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment

You've Been Lying to Your Momma?

Turkey in Space

Could I have a $20, Dad?

Santa's Got a Six Pack

She's Totally Not Ready

A Thousand Thumbs Up!

My Work is Done

"Wigging Out"; "The Kids Price is Always Right"

Love Chat; Double Trouble

World's Oldest Third Grader; Sugar Rush

The Biggest Mystery of Life; Like and Subscribe

The Not So Late Show; The Kids Testament

Smell Ya Later; Jitter Bug

Handy Haddish; Dancing With Elephants

Hatchet Man; FBI Junior Agent

The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.

The Best Seasons of Kids Say the Darndest Things

The Best Seasons of Kids Say the Darndest Things

Season 1

Season 2