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The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season,

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 4 - Return of the Ring
    5.0/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Return of the Ring

    S3:E4

    Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to the vet .

    Director:Unknown
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  2. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 6 - The English Patient (2)
    5.0/10(2 votes)

    #2 - The English Patient (2)

    S3:E6

    After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her talk show woes and decides she’s had enough.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 10 - Valentine Daze
    5.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - Valentine Daze

    S3:E10

    In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s Day together.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 2 - What Goes Up...
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #4 - What Goes Up...

    S2:E2

    Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 3 - Must Come Down
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Must Come Down

    S2:E3

    Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

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  6. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 2 - Car Jacked
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Car Jacked

    S3:E2

    Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time on the stage of the MTV Europe Awards.

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  7. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 3 - Rebel Without an Ozz
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Rebel Without an Ozz

    S3:E3

    While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends invent new ways to keep themselves entertained.

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  8. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 5 - The Accidental Tourist (1)
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #8 - The Accidental Tourist (1)

    S3:E5

    Ozzy and Kelly jet off to England to belt out their duet of ‘Changes’ on Top of the Pops, with Kelly’s boyfriend tagging along. The family holiday takes a dark turn when Ozzy wipes out on an ATV.

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  9. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 7 - Scent of a Woman
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Scent of a Woman

    S3:E7

    Kelly drives Sharon crazy by refusing to shower for days on end. Meanwhile, Ozzy receives a letter claiming to be from the Canadian Prime Minister inviting him to accept an award, but he’s convinced the whole thing’s a prank.

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  10. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 8 - Pain in the Neck
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Pain in the Neck

    S3:E8

    Stuck at home in recovery, Ozzy grows restless and cranky. He misses Sharon, hates the bulky neck brace, and laments the extra pounds he’s packing on without his workouts.

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  11. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 9 - Ozzy Knows Best
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Ozzy Knows Best

    S3:E9

    Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house seems to listen to a word he says.

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  12. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 3 - Hawaii Five Ozz (2)
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Hawaii Five Ozz (2)

    S4:E3

    Ozzy starts the family vacation in a miserable mood, but perks up after a trip to a battleship memorial and a private luau. Meanwhile, Jack’s friends tag along and manage to embarrass him at every turn.

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  13. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 7 - Number One Fan
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Number One Fan

    S4:E7

    When a 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction to spend the day with Sharon, her generosity moves Sharon to invite her for n overnight stay at the Osbourne house. Meanwhile, Jack swaps the fast lane for online traffic school after a speeding ticket.

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  14. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 8 - It's a Hard Knock Life
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #14 - It's a Hard Knock Life

    S2:E8

    As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 12 - What a Boy Wants
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - What a Boy Wants

    S2:E12

    Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.

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  16. The Osbournes Season 3 Episode 1 - The Show Must Go Oz
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #16 - The Show Must Go Oz

    S3:E1

    Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating.

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  17. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 4 - Kelly Interrupted
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Kelly Interrupted

    S4:E4

    Kelly riles Sharon up with a new lip ring, but bigger troubles surface when Ozzy and Jack suspect her mood swings and constant illnesses are drug-related, a theory Sharon refuses to entertain

    Director:Unknown
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  18. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 5 - 28 Days Later
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #18 - 28 Days Later

    S4:E5

    Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly’s return home sparks fights over curfews and house rules, with Sharon in the firing line.

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  19. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 9 - The Show Must Go Off!
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - The Show Must Go Off!

    S4:E9

    As Sharon’s talk show wraps its final episodes, she battles her bosses to the bitter end, by arriving late on purpose and demanding cash upfront. Meanwhile, Kelly takes it personally when Sharon keeps knocking her wardrobe.

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  20. The Osbournes Season 4 Episode 10 - A Farewell to Ozz
    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - A Farewell to Ozz

    S4:E10

    In the series finale, Dr. Phil visits the Osbourne home for a candid conversation about drug abuse and the other struggles that have shaped and strained the family’s relationships

    Director:Unknown
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  21. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 3 - For the Record
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #21 - For the Record

    S1:E3

    Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

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  22. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 5 - Tour of Duty
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #22 - Tour of Duty

    S1:E5

    As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

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  23. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 6 - Trouble in Paradise
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #23 - Trouble in Paradise

    S1:E6

    After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

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  24. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 10 - Dinner with Ozzy
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #24 - Dinner with Ozzy

    S1:E10

    In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.

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  25. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 4 - The Ozz Man and the Sea
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #25 - The Ozz Man and the Sea

    S2:E4

    While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Return of the Ring" is the worst rated episode of "The Osbournes". It scored 5/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/17/2004. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The English Patient (2)".