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The Best Episodes of The Osbournes

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The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season,

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    The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 1 - Catching Up with the Osbournes
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Catching Up with the Osbournes

    S2:E1

    Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.

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  2. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 2 - Bark at the Moon
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Bark at the Moon

    S1:E2

    The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.

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  3. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 4 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    S1:E4

    The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.

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  4. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 7 - Get Stuffed
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Get Stuffed

    S1:E7

    After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.

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  5. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 8 - No Vagrancy
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - No Vagrancy

    S1:E8

    Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.

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  6. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 9 - A Very Ozzy Christmas
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - A Very Ozzy Christmas

    S1:E9

    As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.

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  7. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 14 - Run Ozzy Run
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Run Ozzy Run

    S2:E14

    Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

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  8. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 15 - Fists of Fury
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Fists of Fury

    S2:E15

    While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

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  9. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 17 - Tennis Racket
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Tennis Racket

    S2:E17

    After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.

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  10. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 18 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

    S2:E18

    Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.

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  11. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 19 - Angler Management
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Angler Management

    S2:E19

    After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

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  12. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 20 - Bye Bye Babies
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Bye Bye Babies

    S2:E20

    Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

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  13. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 21 - Ozz Well That Ends Well
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Ozz Well That Ends Well

    S2:E21

    Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

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  14. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 1 - There Goes the Neighborhood
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #14 - There Goes the Neighborhood

    S1:E1

    Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

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  15. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 3 - For the Record
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - For the Record

    S1:E3

    Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

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  16. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 5 - Tour of Duty
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Tour of Duty

    S1:E5

    As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

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  17. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 6 - Trouble in Paradise
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Trouble in Paradise

    S1:E6

    After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

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  18. The Osbournes Season 1 Episode 10 - Dinner with Ozzy
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Dinner with Ozzy

    S1:E10

    In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.

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  19. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 2 - What Goes Up...
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - What Goes Up...

    S2:E2

    Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

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  20. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 3 - Must Come Down
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Must Come Down

    S2:E3

    Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

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  21. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 4 - The Ozz Man and the Sea
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - The Ozz Man and the Sea

    S2:E4

    While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

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  22. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 5 - Beauty and the Bert
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Beauty and the Bert

    S2:E5

    Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

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  23. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirits
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Smells Like Teen Spirits

    S2:E6

    Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.

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  24. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 7 - Meow Means No!
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Meow Means No!

    S2:E7

    Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.

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  25. The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 9 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

    S2:E9

    Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Catching Up with the Osbournes" is the best rated episode of "The Osbournes". It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/5/2002. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "Bark at the Moon".