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The Best Episodes of ted Season 2

Every episode of ted Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of ted Season 2!

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It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    ted Season 2 Episode 3 - Dungeons & Dealers
    8.5/10(2167 votes)

    S2:E3

    John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Chelsea Davison

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  2. ted Season 2 Episode 7 - Susan Is the New Black
    8.5/10(1744 votes)

    S2:E7

    Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Kirker Butler

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  3. ted Season 2 Episode 5 - The Sword in the Stoned
    8.4/10(1829 votes)

    S2:E5

    John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Julius Sharpe

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  4. ted Season 2 Episode 8 - Fraudcast News
    8.4/10(1577 votes)

    S2:E8

    John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan

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  5. ted Season 2 Episode 2 - Mrs. Robicheck
    8.2/10(1988 votes)

    S2:E2

    Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Dana Gould

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  6. ted Season 2 Episode 4 - The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
    8.0/10(1747 votes)

    S2:E4

    Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writers:Seth MacFarlane, Julius Sharpe

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  7. ted Season 2 Episode 1 - Talk Dirty to Me
    7.8/10(2024 votes)

    S2:E1

    John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Aaron Lee

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  8. ted Season 2 Episode 6 - Roe v. Weed
    7.7/10(1798 votes)

    S2:E6

    Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

    Director:Seth MacFarlane
    Writer:Chelsea Davison

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Dungeons & Dealers" is the best rated episode of "ted" season 2. It scored 8.5/10 based on 2167 votes. Directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by Chelsea Davison, it aired on 3/5/2026. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Susan Is the New Black".