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The Worst Episodes of Sirens

Every episode of Sirens ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Sirens!

Worst episode
S1E1 Pilot
7.0169 votes
Best episode
S1E10 Shotgun Wedding
8.1105 votes
Top season
Season 2
7.7avg
Binge time
8h 26m
23 episodes
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Sirens Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.0/10(169 votes)

    S1:E1

    While Brian has his first day on the rig, Johnny runs into Theresa for the first time since they took "a break," and Hank and the guys discuss their "In Case of Emergency" contacts.

    Directors:Victor Nelli, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Sirens Season 1 Episode 2 - A Bitch Named Karma
    7.2/10(144 votes)

    S1:E2

    A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.

    Director:Michael Blieden
    Writers:Bob Fisher, Denis Leary

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  3. Sirens Season 1 Episode 4 - Famous Last Words
    7.2/10(118 votes)

    S1:E4

    A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.

    Director:Michael Blieden
    Writers:Bob Fisher, Denis Leary

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  4. Sirens Season 2 Episode 11 - Six Feet Over/Under
    7.3/10(82 votes)

    S2:E11

    Johnny and his mom deal with his dad's slipping into a coma in very different ways: He tries to repay an old debt while she places bets on what time her former husband will die. In other events, the guys can't rid themselves of an unfortunate earworm.

    Director:Richie Keen
    Writers:Bob Fisher, Denis Leary

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  5. Sirens Season 2 Episode 12 - No Love
    7.3/10(77 votes)

    S2:E12

    After observing the respect that Theresa receives on the job, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.

    Director:Steve Pink
    Writer:Erik Durbin

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  6. Sirens Season 1 Episode 5 - Alcohol Related Injury
    7.4/10(122 votes)

    S1:E5

    After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”

    Director:John Fortenberry
    Writers:Bob Fisher, Denis Leary

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  7. Sirens Season 1 Episode 8 - Itsy Bitsy Spider
    7.4/10(104 votes)

    S1:E8

    After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.

    Director:Steven K. Tsuchida
    Writer:Ken Rogerson

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  8. Sirens Season 1 Episode 9 - There's No ''I'' in Cream
    7.4/10(101 votes)

    S1:E9

    While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

    Director:Steven K. Tsuchida
    Writer:Josh Lieb

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  9. Sirens Season 2 Episode 8 - Hypocritical Oath
    7.4/10(88 votes)

    S2:E8

    After saving a local mobster, Brian encourages the guys to make changes in the rig. Hank considers the worst person he has ever helped. Billy looks for a neighborhood pony.

    Director:Jay Karas
    Writer:Sarah Walker

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  10. Sirens Season 2 Episode 4 - Transcendual
    7.6/10(101 votes)

    S2:E4

    The guys treat an overly-ambitious gym rat; Johnny and Hank get free passes at a health club; Voodoo tests Brian's limits.

    Director:Richie Keen
    Writer:Annabel Oakes

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  11. Sirens Season 2 Episode 9 - Charbroiled
    7.6/10(90 votes)

    S2:E9

    A drunken brawl among sports fans reverberates at a family barbecue, where disputes occur over a new gas grill.

    Director:John Enbom
    Writer:Ken Rogerson

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  12. Sirens Season 2 Episode 7 - Let Pythons Be Pythons
    7.7/10(94 votes)

    S2:E7

    A car crash at a firehouse releases an unusual passenger; and Billy accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.

    Director:John Enbom
    Writer:Sarah Walker

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  13. Sirens Season 2 Episode 3 - Briandipity
    7.7/10(103 votes)

    S2:E3

    The guys consider ideas of fate and serendipity when random events occur; Johnny is upset to learn that Theresa does not believe destiny had a hand in their being together.

    Director:Michael Blieden
    Writer:Spencer Sloan

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  14. Sirens Season 2 Episode 1 - Superdick
    7.7/10(114 votes)

    S2:E1

    When the guys save a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa, and his relationship with her enters a new "territory." Brian tries to understand his relationship with Voodoo.

    Director:Jay Karas
    Writer:Erik Durbin

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  15. Sirens Season 2 Episode 13 - Sub-Primal Fears
    7.8/10(80 votes)

    S2:E13

    In the Season 2 finale, the guys treat a man who fears hospitals. In other events, Brian confronts his fear of moving out; and Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.

    Director:Steve Pink
    Writer:Annabel Oakes

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  16. Sirens Season 2 Episode 10 - Balls
    7.8/10(88 votes)

    S2:E10

    Johnny, Theresa, Billy and Maeve begin to play tennis together; Cash helps Hank shop for his mother's birthday gift; Brian rides along with Voodoo and Stats.

    Director:Bob Fisher
    Writer:Spencer Sloan

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  17. Sirens Season 2 Episode 6 - Screw the One Percent
    7.8/10(96 votes)

    S2:E6

    Johnny must deal with his prejudice against rich, white men when Hank begins dating his landlord; Billy helps Brian work through heartbreak.

    Director:Richie Keen
    Writer:Mark Blecha

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  18. Sirens Season 1 Episode 7 - Till Jeff Do Us Part
    7.8/10(103 votes)

    S1:E7

    Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.

    Director:Jason Ensler
    Writer:Erik Durbin

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  19. Sirens Season 1 Episode 3 - Rachel McAdams Topless
    7.8/10(144 votes)

    S1:E3

    A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.

    Director:John Fortenberry
    Writers:Tom Sellitti, Jim Serpico

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  20. Sirens Season 2 Episode 5 - All the Single Ladies
    8.0/10(99 votes)

    S2:E5

    Johnny and Hank are horrified when they find out they have to ride along on Brian's first night shift.

    Director:Richie Keen
    Writer:Annabel Oakes

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  21. Sirens Season 2 Episode 2 - Johnny Nightingale
    8.0/10(108 votes)

    S2:E2

    The murky relationship between the caregiver and the cared-for is exposed when Johnny encounters an overly grateful patient and Brian agrees to escort an injured young woman to her prom.

    Director:Michael Blieden
    Writer:Erik Durbin

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  22. Sirens Season 1 Episode 6 - The Finger
    8.0/10(110 votes)

    S1:E6

    Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Sirens Season 1 Episode 10 - Shotgun Wedding
    8.1/10(105 votes)

    S1:E10

    Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.

    Director:Richie Keen
    Writer:Erik Durbin

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of Sirens. It scored 7.0/10 from 169 votes. Directed by Victor Nelli, Jr. and written by Unknown, it aired on March 6, 2014. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Bitch Named Karma".

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