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The Best Episodes of Sirens Season 1

Every episode of Sirens Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Sirens Season 1!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Sirens Season 1 Episode 10 - Shotgun Wedding
    8.1/10(105 votes)

    S1:E10

    Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.

    Director:Richie Keen
    Writer:Erik Durbin

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  2. Sirens Season 1 Episode 6 - The Finger
    8.0/10(110 votes)

    S1:E6

    Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Sirens Season 1 Episode 3 - Rachel McAdams Topless
    7.8/10(144 votes)

    S1:E3

    A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.

    Director:John Fortenberry
    Writers:Tom Sellitti, Jim Serpico

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  4. Sirens Season 1 Episode 7 - Till Jeff Do Us Part
    7.8/10(103 votes)

    S1:E7

    Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.

    Director:Jason Ensler
    Writer:Erik Durbin

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  5. Sirens Season 1 Episode 5 - Alcohol Related Injury
    7.4/10(122 votes)

    S1:E5

    After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”

    Director:John Fortenberry
    Writers:Bob Fisher, Denis Leary

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  6. Sirens Season 1 Episode 8 - Itsy Bitsy Spider
    7.4/10(104 votes)

    S1:E8

    After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.

    Director:Steven K. Tsuchida
    Writer:Ken Rogerson

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  7. Sirens Season 1 Episode 9 - There's No ''I'' in Cream
    7.4/10(101 votes)

    S1:E9

    While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

    Director:Steven K. Tsuchida
    Writer:Josh Lieb

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  8. Sirens Season 1 Episode 2 - A Bitch Named Karma
    7.2/10(144 votes)

    S1:E2

    A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.

    Director:Michael Blieden
    Writers:Bob Fisher, Denis Leary

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  9. Sirens Season 1 Episode 4 - Famous Last Words
    7.2/10(118 votes)

    S1:E4

    A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.

    Director:Michael Blieden
    Writers:Bob Fisher, Denis Leary

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  10. Sirens Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.0/10(169 votes)

    S1:E1

    While Brian has his first day on the rig, Johnny runs into Theresa for the first time since they took "a break," and Hank and the guys discuss their "In Case of Emergency" contacts.

    Directors:Victor Nelli, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Shotgun Wedding" is the best rated episode of Sirens season 1. It scored 8.1/10 from 105 votes. Directed by Richie Keen and written by Erik Durbin, it aired on May 1, 2014. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "The Finger".