Episode 1

The found pair of briefs doesn't belong to anyone in the parish.

Esther calls Marco to tell him she's pregnant.

Episode 2

Ruud catches his boss with the secretary.

The urn with the ashes of a deceased man falls over.

Marco decided to let his beard grow today.

This is the cow Marco wakes up next to every day.

Ruud can drink a beer without touching it.

Esther and Ruud have been together for almost five years.

Farmer's son explains how a calf is born.

The soldier wasn't spotted during the camouflage exercise.

Is there something on Esther Kramer's chin?

That cow needs to be serviced, but isn't willing.

How do you start a famine in the Netherlands?

It's important not to have sex in the first week.

That smile will get you to the dentist quickly.

Ruud won't wake up his girlfriend for fifty euros.

Things are going to change at the fire department.

What do storks do after delivering the babies?

Esther gives away her clothes to starving people in poor countries.

Ruud cannot open the window for his mother in law.

The tax authorities will always find you.