All Episodes of How NOT to Hire a Hitman
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Season 1
N/A/100 votesGym Buddies
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/3/2025
How Not To Hire A Hitman is a true crime series that looks at people who make the ill-advised decision to hire out a murder, and the even more ill-advised decisions they make to get themselves caught.
Director: Unknown
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Left at the Crime Scene
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/3/2025
A once happy couple fresh off a bitter divorce, a mysterious late night phone call, and a hitman who just couldn't hold it.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Too Many Birds
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/10/2025
An unhealthy obsession with exotic birds, a gruesome early morning discovery, and a hitman who accidentally confesses everything.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Freeloaders
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/17/2025
A young couple about to be first-time parents, a trio of house guests who have long overstayed their welcome, and a hitman who maybe stole a car, or maybe didn't.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Texas Snowstorm
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2025
A second chance at love for a May/December couple, a killer who tries too hard to be one step ahead of the police, and a hitman who really should have checked with his girlfriend before using her as an alibi.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Friendly Neighborhood
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/8/2025
A neighborhood feud spiraling out of control, a vicious shooting caught on a home surveillance system, and a hitman who's never heard the phrase 'loose lips sink ships.'
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Surveillance Feeds
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/15/2025
A hidden marriage certificate, an open-ended job offer, and a hitman who forgets to follow his own advice.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Graduation
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/22/2025
An elaborate plan years in the making, a hitman who smells like the crime scene, and a would-be killer who trusts one too many friends to do his dirty work.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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By the Book
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/29/2025
A difficult cold case, a suspect too cocky for his own good, and a hitman who's by the book.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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To-Do List
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/5/2026
James and Doug are locked in a legal battle in Washington State over an oil deal gone wrong, both hoping to buy the other out. When one of them ends up dead, a surprising link is discovered to the disappearance of a North Dakota man.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Thee-Year Plan
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/12/2026
While Frank and Nancy may have drifted apart in their marriage, they are still on solid ground. But when one of them is confronted by a gunman in their driveway while the other is away, police follow a money trail stretching back many years.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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