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The Best Episodes of How NOT to Hire a Hitman

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 1 - Gym Buddies
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    How Not To Hire A Hitman is a true crime series that looks at people who make the ill-advised decision to hire out a murder, and the even more ill-advised decisions they make to get themselves caught.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 2 - Left at the Crime Scene
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    A once happy couple fresh off a bitter divorce, a mysterious late night phone call, and a hitman who just couldn't hold it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 3 - Too Many Birds
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    An unhealthy obsession with exotic birds, a gruesome early morning discovery, and a hitman who accidentally confesses everything.

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  4. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 4 - Freeloaders
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    A young couple about to be first-time parents, a trio of house guests who have long overstayed their welcome, and a hitman who maybe stole a car, or maybe didn't.

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  5. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 5 - Paco
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    A couple's American Dream in shatters, a killer a little too close to home, and a hitman straight out of a movie.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 6 - Texas Snowstorm
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    A second chance at love for a May/December couple, a killer who tries too hard to be one step ahead of the police, and a hitman who really should have checked with his girlfriend before using her as an alibi.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 7 - Friendly Neighborhood
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    S1:E7

    A neighborhood feud spiraling out of control, a vicious shooting caught on a home surveillance system, and a hitman who's never heard the phrase 'loose lips sink ships.'

    Director:Unknown
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  8. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 8 - Surveillance Feeds
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    A hidden marriage certificate, an open-ended job offer, and a hitman who forgets to follow his own advice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 9 - Graduation
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    An elaborate plan years in the making, a hitman who smells like the crime scene, and a would-be killer who trusts one too many friends to do his dirty work.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 10 - By the Book
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    S1:E10

    A difficult cold case, a suspect too cocky for his own good, and a hitman who's by the book.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 11 - To-Do List
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    S1:E11

    James and Doug are locked in a legal battle in Washington State over an oil deal gone wrong, both hoping to buy the other out. When one of them ends up dead, a surprising link is discovered to the disappearance of a North Dakota man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 12 - Thee-Year Plan
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    S1:E12

    While Frank and Nancy may have drifted apart in their marriage, they are still on solid ground. But when one of them is confronted by a gunman in their driveway while the other is away, police follow a money trail stretching back many years.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. How NOT to Hire a Hitman Season 1 Episode 13 - The Exes
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    New couple Leon and Valerie have one unfortunate thing in common, they both hate their exes. When Leon's ex-wife and Valerie's ex-husband are targeted for murder, it becomes a case of he said/she said. Who hired a hitman?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Gym Buddies" is the best rated episode of How NOT to Hire a Hitman. It scored 0.0/10 from 0 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on November 3, 2025.

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