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The Best Episodes of Going Dutch Season 2

Every episode of Going Dutch Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Going Dutch Season 2!

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After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 1 - Laser's Edge
    7.2/10(96 votes)

    #1 - Laser's Edge

    S2:E1

    At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 2 - Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive
    6.8/10(74 votes)

    #2 - Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive

    S2:E2

    After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.

    Director:Todd Biermann
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 3 - There's No PX Like Home
    6.9/10(68 votes)

    #3 - There's No PX Like Home

    S2:E3

    With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson. Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission to take back the captive turkeys, as well as other assorted artificially flavored trappings.

    Director:Lennon Parham
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 4 - None of the Good Guys
    6.7/10(65 votes)

    #4 - None of the Good Guys

    S2:E4

    Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer. Meanwhile, The Colonel is dealing with an anonymous protestor that has infiltrated the base and is threatening to sabotage Stroopsdorf.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 5 - The Canuck Stops Here
    7.6/10(62 votes)

    #5 - The Canuck Stops Here

    S2:E5

    Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself as a mentee; things get complicated when Colonel Quinn and Martin develop an immediate attraction toward each other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 6 - Swapadakis
    6.8/10(44 votes)

    #6 - Swapadakis

    S2:E6

    Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste, convincing Papadakis to fill in as the Colonel's right-hand man. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie makes an emotional hair choice, and Sergeant Conway takes her off base to fix it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 7 - Twenty-Year Sitch
    6.9/10(43 votes)

    #7 - Twenty-Year Sitch

    S2:E7

    To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 8 - Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy

    S2:E8

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Laser's Edge" is the best rated episode of "Going Dutch" season 2. It scored 7.2/10 based on 96 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/15/2026. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive".