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The Best Episodes of Going Dutch

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After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 9 - The Exes of Evil
    7.7/10(106 votes)

    #1 - The Exes of Evil

    S1:E9

    When the Colonel's three ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn they're all good friends; Major Shah and Captain Maggie work together to fix the base's electrical wiring.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Gian-Paul Bergeron

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  2. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 10 - Born on the Third of July
    7.7/10(103 votes)

    #2 - Born on the Third of July

    S1:E10

    After forgetting Capt. Maggie's birthday yet again, the colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 3 - CIA
    7.0/10(167 votes)

    #3 - CIA

    S1:E3

    The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but might reluctantly admit she needs), when her on-off boyfriend, CIA Agent Rick, drops by the base for a weekend visit.

    Director:Jason Winer
    Writer:Laura Moran

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  4. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 6 - When You Wish Upon a Star
    7.0/10(118 votes)

    #4 - When You Wish Upon a Star

    S1:E6

    Gen. Davidson arrives at Stroopsdorf to receive his second star; the colonel eagerly desires a promotion and needs Capt. Quinn's help to charm Gen. King; Maj. Shah dips his toes back into the dating pool.

    Director:Declan Lowney
    Writer:Rene Gube

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  5. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 4 - Korfball
    6.9/10(163 votes)

    #5 - Korfball

    S1:E4

    Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and the Dutch. The Colonel refuses to lose to the Dutch and Captain Quinn brings out her high school alter ego "The Rocket" to make her dad proud.

    Director:Jason Winer
    Writer:Jason Belleville

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  6. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 5 - Nazi Hunters
    6.8/10(145 votes)

    #6 - Nazi Hunters

    S1:E5

    The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games; when an unidentified drone hovers over the base, The Colonel recruits Captain Maggie, Major Shah and Sergeant Dana to take a trip to the owner's house to confirm he is not a spy.

    Director:Maurice Marable
    Writer:Rene Gube

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  7. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 7 - Once Upon a Twice Christmas
    6.8/10(121 votes)

    #7 - Once Upon a Twice Christmas

    S1:E7

    It's the middle of spring and the Dutch are celebrating Christmas -- again; the colonel and Katja are looking forward to celebrating their first Christmas dinner together as girlfriend and boyfriend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 8 - The Trial of Jan
    6.8/10(116 votes)

    #8 - The Trial of Jan

    S1:E8

    The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 2 - Tanks for Nothing
    6.5/10(178 votes)

    #9 - Tanks for Nothing

    S1:E2

    General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him with commanding the unit of traffic during a Tank Maneuver. The Colonel devises a plan to steal a tank to prove he is still in his prime. Captain Quinn wants to earn her father's respect and organizes her own secret tank heist mission.

    Director:Trent O'Donnell
    Writer:Joel Church-Cooper

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  10. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    6.3/10(261 votes)

    #10 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.

    Director:Trent O'Donnell
    Writer:Joel Church-Cooper

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  11. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 1 - Laser's Edge
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Laser's Edge

    S2:E1

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Exes of Evil" is the best rated episode of "Going Dutch". It scored 7.7/10 based on 106 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Gian-Paul Bergeron, it aired on 3/6/2025. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Born on the Third of July".