Rule #8: Timing Is Everything

Rule #58: Avoid The Douchemobile

Rule #77: Don't Blow The Bubble

Rule #605: You Can Go Home Again

Rule #72: Embrace Your Inner Prom Queen... But Not Too Much

Rule #25: Beware the Second Chance

Rule #14: No Means...No

Rule #79: Labels Are For Canned Goods

Rule #81: There's No Crying in Porn

Rule #36: If You Can't Stand the Heat, You're Cooked

Rule #118: Let Her Eat Cake

Rule #876: Everything Does Not Happen for a Reason

Rule #59: Happily Ever After Is an Oxymoron