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The Best Episodes of Married

Every episode of Married ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Married!

Best episode
S2E12 Gymnastics
8.140 votes
Worst episode
S1E1 Pilot
7.0121 votes
Top season
Season 2
7.8avg
Binge time
8h 49m
23 episodes

Seasons2

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Married Season 2 Episode 12 - Gymnastics
    8.1/10(40 votes)
    S2:E12

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Married Season 2 Episode 8 - Mother's Day
    8.1/10(35 votes)
    S2:E8

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Married Season 2 Episode 10 - 1997
    8.1/10(35 votes)
    S2:E10

    Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Married Season 2 Episode 5 - Pimps
    8.0/10(37 votes)
    S2:E5

    Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Married Season 2 Episode 7 - The Cruise
    7.9/10(39 votes)
    S2:E7

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Married Season 2 Episode 13 - The Waiter
    7.9/10(38 votes)
    S2:E13

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Married Season 2 Episode 1 - Thanksgiving
    7.8/10(57 votes)
    S2:E1

    Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Married Season 2 Episode 2 - Aftershocks
    7.8/10(45 votes)
    S2:E2

    Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Married Season 2 Episode 6 - Murder!
    7.8/10(36 votes)
    S2:E6

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Married Season 2 Episode 4 - Koreatown
    7.7/10(36 votes)
    S2:E4

    Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Married Season 2 Episode 9 - Guardians
    7.6/10(36 votes)
    S2:E9

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Married Season 2 Episode 11 - Triggers
    7.5/10(33 votes)
    S2:E11

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Married Season 2 Episode 3 - The Sandwich
    7.5/10(42 votes)
    S2:E3

    Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Married Season 1 Episode 10 - Family Day
    7.5/10(58 votes)
    S1:E10

    When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Married Season 1 Episode 5 - The Playdate
    7.4/10(62 votes)
    S1:E5

    Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Married Season 1 Episode 3 - The Getaway
    7.4/10(72 votes)
    S1:E3

    Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Married Season 1 Episode 6 - Invisible Man
    7.3/10(64 votes)
    S1:E6

    Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Married Season 1 Episode 7 - Waffles & Pizza
    7.2/10(59 votes)
    S1:E7

    AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Married Season 1 Episode 9 - Halloween
    7.2/10(59 votes)
    S1:E9

    Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Married Season 1 Episode 4 - Uncool
    7.1/10(62 votes)
    S1:E4

    An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Married Season 1 Episode 2 - The Shower
    7.1/10(81 votes)
    S1:E2

    AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Married Season 1 Episode 8 - The Old Date
    7.0/10(58 votes)
    S1:E8

    Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Married Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.0/10(121 votes)
    S1:E1

    Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Gymnastics" is the best rated episode of Married. It scored 8.1/10 from 40 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on October 1, 2015.

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