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The Darling family's obscene wealth and enormous power makes them easy targets for their rivals, enemies, and the tabloids. Patriarch Tripp uses his money and influence to shield his five adult children from

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    Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 7 - The Wedding
    7.6/10(150 votes)

    #1 - The Wedding

    S1:E7

    The Wedding is an episode of the television series Dirty Sexy Money.

    Director:Jamie Babbit
    Writers:Peter Elkoff, Jake Coburn

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  2. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 1 - The Birthday Present
    7.6/10(146 votes)

    #2 - The Birthday Present

    S2:E1

    Tripp and Letitia Darling throw Nick a luxurious birthday party on a yacht; Jeremy reveals his feelings for Lisa to the mysterious Nola Lyons; Brian is reunited with his illegitimate son; someone is arrested for murder.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writers:Craig Wright, Jon Harmon Feldman

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  3. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.5/10(230 votes)

    #3 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    When attorney Nick George's father dies, Nick takes over his law practice and must take care of the Darlings and their problems, including human trafficking, illegitimate children, and affairs.

    Director:Peter Horton
    Writer:Craig Wright

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  4. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 2 - The Lions
    7.5/10(168 votes)

    #4 - The Lions

    S1:E2

    The Lions is an episode of the television series Dirty Sexy Money.

    Director:Michael Grossman
    Writer:Craig Wright

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  5. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 5 - The Bridge
    7.5/10(152 votes)

    #5 - The Bridge

    S1:E5

    The Bridge is an episode of the television series Dirty Sexy Money.

    Director:James Frawley
    Writers:Peter Elkoff, Jessica Brickman

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  6. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 8 - The Country House
    7.5/10(149 votes)

    #6 - The Country House

    S1:E8

    Thanksgiving has arrived and Nick George wants to spend the day with his wife and daughter, but Tripp has another idea. Tripp wants Nick to set up a meeting with Simon Elder so Tripp and Simon can talk face-to-face once and for all. Meanwhile, Letitia helps Karen try and to get closer to Nick. Brian fights to keep his ex-girlfriend, Andrea, from taking his son away from him while Jeremy goes on a first date with Sofia.

    Director:Michael Schultz
    Writers:Nancy Won, Josh Reims

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  7. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 4 - The Chiavennasca
    7.4/10(152 votes)

    #7 - The Chiavennasca

    S1:E4

    The Chiavennasca is an episode of the ABC series Dirty Sexy Money.

    Director:Michael Lange
    Writers:Diane Ruggiero, Christopher Landon

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  8. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 9 - The Watch
    7.4/10(145 votes)

    #8 - The Watch

    S1:E9

    This flashback episode reveals secrets about Dutch (Nick's father) and the relationships he had with Nick, Tripp, and Letitia. Karen's intimate view towards Nick is put on hold as she takes a liking to Simon Elder. Brian's attempt to get his son takes a turn he didn't expect and Jeremy continues to hide how much he is worth from Sofia.

    Director:Andrew Bernstein
    Writers:Liz Tigelaar, Yahlin Chang

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  9. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 7 - The Summer House
    7.4/10(115 votes)

    #9 - The Summer House

    S2:E7

    As Karen excitedly prepares for her wedding day, she is convinced that this fifth marriage -- to family nemesis Simon Elder -- is the one that will end in happily ever after. But Tripp is still suspicious of Simon's real motives and wants Nick to make one last-ditch effort to keep the wedding from happening. Lisa hopes taking Jeremy to the wedding will make Nick jealous. In other developments, Patrick hires Jeremy to join his senate team, against Nola's protestations; Brian finds himself drawing closer to Andrea as her illness worsens; and when Letitia sees Tripp paying too much attention to their houseguest, Wrenn, she realizes that this pretty, young woman has overstayed her welcome.

    Director:Jamie Babbit
    Writers:Bill Chais, Jake Coburn

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  10. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 6 - The Game
    7.3/10(140 votes)

    #10 - The Game

    S1:E6

    A high stakes poker game pits Simon Elder against Tripp, Karen needs a favor from her irresistible ex husband, and pampered Jeremy gets a real job.

    Director:David Petrarca
    Writers:Craig Wright, Yahlin Chang

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  11. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 10 - The Nutcracker
    7.3/10(155 votes)

    #11 - The Nutcracker

    S1:E10

    Nick learns Simon and Karen are secretly together, but refuses to say why it truly bothers him. Karen doesn't attend the family tradition of watching "The Nutcracker" in order to meet a mysterious person. Brian's suspension from the ministry makes him look elsewhere for a job, and Letitia suggests he go to Tripp for guidance. Meanwhile, Juliet has a visitor from the Seychelles, and Carmelita tells Patrick she thinks she's being watched by someone.

    Director:Tony Goldwyn
    Writers:Joey Soloway, Craig Wright

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  12. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 2 - The Family Lawyer
    7.3/10(119 votes)

    #12 - The Family Lawyer

    S2:E2

    The Darlings deal with funeral arrangements and the aftermath of the arrest of a suspect in the murder of Dutch George; Jeremy discovers Nola Lyons' real profession; Lisa and Nick talk about having another child; Kenny G performs.

    Director:Andrew Bernstein
    Writer:Craig Wright

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  13. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 8 - The Plan
    7.3/10(119 votes)

    #13 - The Plan

    S2:E8

    Filled with love for Carmelita, newly-elected Senator Patrick Darling goes against Nick and Tripp's advice and invites her to his inauguration. Meanwhile Chase defies his agreement with the Darlings and threatens to go public with his accusation that Patrick murdered his sister; Jeremy finds out that Simon has control of Nola's little brother; as Andrea's health dims, Brian promises God anything to make her well again; and Karen goes to Nick's apartment to make amends with him, but is confronted by a gun-wielding intruder.

    Director:Michael Schultz
    Writers:Yahlin Chang, Emily Whitesell

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  14. Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 Episode 3 - The Italian Banker
    7.2/10(159 votes)

    #14 - The Italian Banker

    S1:E3

    The Italian Banker is an episode of the ABC series Dirty Sexy Money.

    Director:Michael Grossman
    Writers:Tad Quill, Josh Reims

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  15. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 5 - The Verdict
    7.2/10(120 votes)

    #15 - The Verdict

    S2:E5

    Nick faces an uphill battle defending Letitia in the murder case until he discovers a secret about Nola; Karen asks Nick to tell Tripp that she's marrying Simon Elder; Andrea and Brian learn shocking news after a trip to the doctor.

    Director:Andrew Bernstein
    Writers:Craig Wright, Jon Harmon Feldman

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  16. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 11 - The Convertible
    7.2/10(109 votes)

    #16 - The Convertible

    S2:E11

    Nick declares his true feelings when faced with a life-and-death situation. Meanwhile, still despairing over her fourth marriage failure, Karen drops a bombshell. Then, Patrick receives a shocking proposal.

    Director:Peter O'Fallon
    Writers:Jon Harmon Feldman, Emily Whitesell

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  17. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 12 - The Unexpected Arrival
    7.1/10(108 votes)

    #17 - The Unexpected Arrival

    S2:E12

    Simon provides Nola with a solution to her problems. Meanwhile, Karen is faced with an impossible decision regarding Nick, and Patrick finds himself in a compromising position.

    Director:Michael W. Watkins
    Writer:Paul Redford

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  18. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 3 - The Star Witness
    7.0/10(129 votes)

    #18 - The Star Witness

    S2:E3

    When Nick agrees to defend Letitia in the murder case of Dutch George, he is shocked to learn that his mother is on the prosecutor's witness list. Meanwhile, Jeremy plans a surprise concert for Nola; Patrick tries to clear his mind of his wife's death; and Brian heads to Brazil to kidnap Brian Jr.

    Director:Robert Berlinger
    Writer:Yahlin Chang

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  19. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 4 - The Silence
    7.0/10(122 votes)

    #19 - The Silence

    S2:E4

    As Election Day nears, Patrick insists on taking his relationship with Carmelita public; Ellen's brother, Chase, demands to know the truth about his sister's death; Nick and Lisa go to couples therapy; Brian Jr. goes missing.

    Director:Robert Berlinger
    Writer:Jake Coburn

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  20. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 6 - The Injured Party
    6.9/10(123 votes)

    #20 - The Injured Party

    S2:E6

    After Letitia hits a pretty, young bicyclist with her car, Tripp invites the woman to recuperate at the Darling mansion; Patrick is delighted with Nola's aggressive manner as his new chief of staff.

    Director:Dean White
    Writers:Paul Redford, Sallie Patrick

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  21. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 9 - The Organ Donor
    6.9/10(122 votes)

    #21 - The Organ Donor

    S2:E9

    The Darlings must deal with the aftermath following the inauguration, which leaves one person dead, one shot, and one with amensia. Meanwhile, Nick and Lisa discuss custody arrangements for their daughter.

    Director:Michael Grossman
    Writer:Sallie Patrick

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  22. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 13 - The Bad Guy
    6.9/10(124 votes)

    #22 - The Bad Guy

    S2:E13

    Nick finds out his father is alive while Karen loses Simon's baby which she was pregnant with. Nick and Karen finally get together while Jeremy Proposes to Nola who is finally about to find her brother.

    Director:Robert Berlinger
    Writer:Craig Wright

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  23. Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 10 - The Facts
    6.6/10(125 votes)

    #23 - The Facts

    S2:E10

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    Directors:Michael Grossman, Matthew Gross, Robert Berlinger, Tim Matheson, Tom Verica, Jeff Melman
    Writers:Sallie Patrick, Peter Elkoff, Lakesha Walker, Bill Chais, Christopher Landon, Jake Coburn, Daniel Cerone

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Wedding" is the best rated episode of "Dirty Sexy Money". It scored 7.6/10 based on 150 votes. Directed by Jamie Babbit and written by Peter Elkoff, Jake Coburn, it aired on 11/14/2007. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Birthday Present".