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The Best Episodes of Dinosaurs Season 3

Every episode of Dinosaurs Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Dinosaurs Season 3!

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Dinosaurs follows the life of a family of dinosaurs, living in a modern world. They have TV's, fridges, microwaves, and every modern convenience.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 1 - Nature Calls
    7.8/10(198 votes)

    #1 - Nature Calls

    S3:E1

    Earl is in charge of potty training the baby, who escapes to do his business any way he wants.

    Director:Brian Henson
    Writers:Andy Goodman, Kirk R. Thatcher

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  2. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 2 - Baby Talk
    7.8/10(204 votes)

    #2 - Baby Talk

    S3:E2

    Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Victor Fresco

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  3. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 3 - Network Genius
    7.9/10(207 votes)

    #3 - Network Genius

    S3:E3

    Earl is hired as a network executive when his answers on a test for new television shows prove to be surprisingly accurate.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writer:Tim Doyle

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  4. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 4 - The Discovery
    7.6/10(188 votes)

    #4 - The Discovery

    S3:E4

    Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writer:Andy Goodman

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  5. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 5 - Little Boy Boo
    7.5/10(207 votes)

    #5 - Little Boy Boo

    S3:E5

    Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writer:Kirk R. Thatcher

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  6. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 6 - Germ Warfare
    7.6/10(179 votes)

    #6 - Germ Warfare

    S3:E6

    The Baby becomes sick from a dirty pacifier and a visit to the modern doctor has the family suspecting he is selling them high priced snake oil.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko

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  7. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 7 - Hungry for Love
    7.5/10(191 votes)

    #7 - Hungry for Love

    S3:E7

    Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Lawrence H. Levy

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  8. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 8 - License to Parent
    7.9/10(187 votes)

    #8 - License to Parent

    S3:E8

    When Earl is caught by the Parent Police losing his temper at the baby, he loses his parenting license.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Andy Goodman

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  9. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 9 - Charlene's Flat World
    7.8/10(192 votes)

    #9 - Charlene's Flat World

    S3:E9

    Charlene is charged with heresy and jailed after submitting her homework assignment claiming that the world is round and not flat.

    Director:Mark Brull
    Writer:Tim Doyle

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  10. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 10 - Wilderness Weekend
    7.6/10(182 votes)

    #10 - Wilderness Weekend

    S3:E10

    The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko

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  11. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 11 - The Son Also Rises
    7.5/10(181 votes)

    #11 - The Son Also Rises

    S3:E11

    After failing to mow the lawn, Robbie challenges Earl for male domination of the family... and wins.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan

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  12. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 12 - Getting to Know You
    7.5/10(180 votes)

    #12 - Getting to Know You

    S3:E12

    Charlene signs up for a foreign student exchange program to get away from her family who doesn't understand her; and the Sinclairs get a bitter taste of a different culture when a French bird moves in with them in Charlene's place.

    Director:Mark Brull
    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan

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  13. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 13 - Green Card
    7.7/10(180 votes)

    #13 - Green Card

    S3:E13

    The four-leggers are blamed for the failing economy and legislation is passed to make their presence in Pangea illegal.

    Director:Max Tash
    Writer:Tim Doyle

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  14. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 14 - Out of the Frying Pan
    7.7/10(182 votes)

    #14 - Out of the Frying Pan

    S3:E14

    Baby becomes a hit sensation when he and Earl star in a series of commercials for a new frying pan. Earl is fired from the commercials and he and Monica start to worry that fame is going to the Baby's and Fran's heads.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Dava Savel

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  15. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 15 - Steroids to Heaven
    7.5/10(189 votes)

    #15 - Steroids to Heaven

    S3:E15

    Robbie resorts to using Thornoids in an attempt to impress a girl at school.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Mark Drop

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  16. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 16 - Honey, I Miss the Kids
    7.8/10(178 votes)

    #16 - Honey, I Miss the Kids

    S3:E16

    Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writer:Richard Marcus

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  17. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 17 - Swamp Music
    7.5/10(176 votes)

    #17 - Swamp Music

    S3:E17

    Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music", but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writer:Mark Drop

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  18. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 18 - Dirty Dancin'
    7.7/10(178 votes)

    #18 - Dirty Dancin'

    S3:E18

    When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 19 - If I Were a Tree
    7.5/10(183 votes)

    #19 - If I Were a Tree

    S3:E19

    Ethel reads the Baby a story called "If You Were a Tree" about a dinosaur tree pusher who gets struck by lightning and swaps souls with the tree he's trying to demolish.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Andy Goodman

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  20. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 20 - We Are Not Alone
    7.5/10(178 votes)

    #20 - We Are Not Alone

    S3:E20

    Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.

    Director:Jeff McCracken
    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko

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  21. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 21 - Charlene and Her Amazing Humans
    7.4/10(178 votes)

    #21 - Charlene and Her Amazing Humans

    S3:E21

    Charlene feels her family is neglecting her, so she gets their attention by winning the school talent show but her rising fame is riding on the backs of three young cavelings she found in the forest whose mother is looking for them.

    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Dava Savel

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  22. Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 22 - The Clip Show II
    6.4/10(159 votes)

    #22 - The Clip Show II

    S3:E22

    Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.

    Director:Tom Trbovich
    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Nature Calls" is the best rated episode of "Dinosaurs" season 3. It scored 7.8/10 based on 198 votes. Directed by Brian Henson and written by Andy Goodman, Kirk R. Thatcher, it aired on 9/18/1992. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Baby Talk".