The Best Episodes of Dinosaurs

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   9.0/10(4 votes)

   #1 - Nuts To War (2)

   S2:E202/26/1992

   Earl, Roy and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie.

   Director:Bruce Bilson

   Writer:Unknown

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   9.0/10(1 votes)

   #2 - Dirty Dancin'

   S3:E183/12/1993

   When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.

   Director:Bruce Bilson

   Writer:Unknown

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   9.0/10(1 votes)

   #3 - The Clip Show II

   S3:E227/2/1993

   Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.

   Director:Tom Trbovich

   Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan

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   Director:Tom Trbovich

   Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan
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   9.0/10(5 votes)

   #4 - Changing Nature

   S4:E77/20/1994

   Efforts to solve an environmental crisis put the dinosaurs on the road to doomsday.

   Director:Tom Trbovich

   Writer:Kirk R. Thatcher

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   Director:Tom Trbovich

   Writer:Kirk R. Thatcher
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   9.0/10(1 votes)

   #5 - Into the Woods

   S4:E99/20/1995

   Earl, Robbie and Roy stumble into a tar pit when they take the Baby into the forest for the traditional dinosaur Wilderness Rite of Passage.

   Director:Brian Henson

   Writer:Mark Drop

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   Director:Brian Henson

   Writer:Mark Drop
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   9.0/10(1 votes)

   #6 - Variations on a Theme Park

   S4:E1011/6/1995

   When too many overworked employees drop dead from exhaustion, businesses give dinosaurs two weeks off for a vacation; B.P. Richfield advises Earl to bring his family to WeSaySo Land, which is supposed to be a fun amusement park for the family. What the Sinclairs find is an overpriced, cow themed park that is newly under construction, and they have to stay for 14 days.

   Director:Jeff McCracken

   Writer:Jane Espenson

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   Writer:Jane Espenson
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   9.0/10(1 votes)

   #7 - Working Girl

   S4:E1211/8/1995

   Charlene becomes her father's boss when Richfield is pressured into hiring women. The only problem is, Dad won't listen to her.

   Director:Tom Trbovich

   Writer:Rich Tabach

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   Writer:Rich Tabach
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   8.5/10(2 votes)

   #8 - And The Winner Is...

   S2:E213/25/1992

   Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's likely to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B.P. Richfield.

   Director:Tom Trbovich

   Writer:Unknown

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   8.5/10(2 votes)

   #9 - Green Card

   S3:E131/29/1993

   The four-leggers are blamed for the failing economy and legislation is passed to make their presence in Pangea illegal.

   Director:Max Tash

   Writer:Tim Doyle

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   Director:Max Tash

   Writer:Tim Doyle
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    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #10 - If I Were a Tree

    S3:E194/16/1993

    Ethel reads the Baby a story called "If You Were a Tree" about a dinosaur tree pusher who gets struck by lightning and swaps souls with the tree he's trying to demolish.

    Director:Bruce Bilson

    Writer:Andy Goodman

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    Writer:Andy Goodman
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    8.4/10(7 votes)

    #11 - Monster Under the Bed

    S4:E16/1/1994

    The Baby swears there's a monster under his bed, but no one believes him--until it starts dragging victims into its hole.

    Director:Brian Henson

    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko

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    Director:Brian Henson

    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
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    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Endangered Species

    S2:E510/16/1991

    Earl buys Fran two rare grapdelites for dinner, unaware that they are the last of their species.

    Director:Jay Dubin

    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan

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    Director:Jay Dubin

    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan
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    8.2/10(5 votes)

    #13 - Earl, Don't Be a Hero

    S4:E26/8/1994

    Earl assumes the powers of a superhero, but he's bound to use his might only for the Wesayso Corp.

    Director:Mark Brull

    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan

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    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan
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    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #14 - The Greatest Story Ever Sold

    S4:E36/22/1994

    Questions about life's meaning plague the population, so the Elders dictate a belief system called "Potatoism."

    Director:Tom Trbovich

    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko

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    Director:Tom Trbovich

    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
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    8.1/10(9 votes)

    #15 - Hurling Day

    S1:E35/10/1991

    Earl has the honor of tossing his mother-in-law into the tar pits on "Hurling Day."

    Director:Tom Trbovich

    Writer:Rob Ulin

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    Writer:Rob Ulin
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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - The Clip Show

    S2:E161/22/1992

    An archaeologist documents dinosaurs' way of life as they may have existed long ago, but clips from previous episodes tell a different story.

    Director:Jay Dubin

    Writer:Unknown

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Slave to Fashion

    S2:E224/1/1992

    Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with an expensive coat, but the coat leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.

    Director:Tom Trbovich

    Writer:Dava Savel

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    Writer:Dava Savel
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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #18 - Charlene's Flat World

    S3:E912/4/1992

    Charlene is charged with heresy and jailed after submitting her homework assignment claiming that the world is round and not flat.

    Director:Mark Brull

    Writer:Tim Doyle

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    Writer:Tim Doyle
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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Wilderness Weekend

    S3:E1012/18/1992

    The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.

    Director:Tom Trbovich

    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko

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    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - Steroids to Heaven

    S3:E152/12/1993

    Robbie resorts to using Thornoids in an attempt to impress a girl at school.

    Director:Bruce Bilson

    Writer:Mark Drop

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    Writer:Mark Drop
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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #21 - Honey, I Miss the Kids

    S3:E162/19/1993

    Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.

    Director:Tom Trbovich

    Writer:Richard Marcus

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    Writer:Richard Marcus
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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #22 - Swamp Music

    S3:E172/26/1993

    Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music", but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.

    Director:Tom Trbovich

    Writer:Mark Drop

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #23 - We Are Not Alone

    S3:E205/2/1993

    Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.

    Director:Jeff McCracken

    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko

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    Writers:Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
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    7.9/10(9 votes)

    #24 - The Mighty Megalosaurus

    S1:E14/26/1991

    Earl lays an egg when he asks his boss for a raise, and Fran lays an egg--literally.

    Director:William Dear

    Writers:Michael Jacobs, Bob Young

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    Director:William Dear

    Writers:Michael Jacobs, Bob Young
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    7.8/10(2 votes)

    #25 - Georgie Must Die

    S4:E89/6/1995

    The baby goes gaga over a hippo named Georgie, the latest children's idol. But when Earl dresses up as Georgie, he's arrested for copyright infringement.

    Director:Mark Brull

    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan

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    Director:Mark Brull

    Writers:Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan