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The Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm Season 5

Every episode of Clarkson's Farm Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm Season 5!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 8 - Reaping
    9.3/10(977 votes)

    S5:E8

    With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  2. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 7 - Sickening
    9.0/10(823 votes)

    S5:E7

    Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  3. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 3 - Tripping
    8.9/10(962 votes)

    S5:E3

    It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  4. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 4 - Updating
    8.9/10(946 votes)

    S5:E4

    Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  5. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 6 - Frazzling
    8.7/10(760 votes)

    S5:E6

    Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  6. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 5 - Decapitating
    8.6/10(783 votes)

    S5:E5

    Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  7. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 1 - Operating
    8.5/10(1052 votes)

    S5:E1

    A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  8. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 2 - Storming
    8.5/10(973 votes)

    S5:E2

    Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.

    Director:Kit Lynch-Robinson
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Reaping" is the best rated episode of Clarkson's Farm season 5. It scored 9.3/10 from 977 votes. Directed by Kit Lynch-Robinson and written by Jeremy Clarkson, it aired on June 17, 2026. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Sickening".