RealityComedy2021–Prime Video

The Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

Every episode of Clarkson's Farm ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Clarkson's Farm!

Best episode
S2E8 Climaxing
9.42,104 votes
Worst episode
S4E1 Solo-ing
8.21,140 votes
Top season
Season 2
8.9avg
Binge time
1d 8h
40 episodes

Seasons5

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Click to reveal
    Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 8 - Climaxing
    9.4/10(2104 votes)
    S2:E8

    Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  2. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 8 - Reaping
    9.3/10(977 votes)
    S5:E8

    With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  3. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 8 - Harvesting
    9.2/10(2183 votes)
    S1:E8

    After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  4. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 5 - Council-ing
    9.1/10(1631 votes)
    S2:E5

    The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  5. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 7 - Scheming
    9.0/10(1602 votes)
    S2:E7

    Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  6. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 4 - Harrowing
    9.0/10(1473 votes)
    S3:E4

    Jeremy treats Kaleb to something he hopes will help with his farming, and Lisa and Jeremy discover just how tough being pig farmers can be.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  7. Trending NowTRENDING NOW

    The 20 WORST Episodes of Clarkson's Farm

    READ
  8. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 8 - Calculating
    9.0/10(1257 votes)
    S3:E8

    Harvest time arrives and is tenser than ever, as Jeremy and Kaleb find out how profitable both Jeremy's new projects and Kaleb's arable farming have been this year.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  9. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 7 - Sickening
    9.0/10(823 votes)
    S5:E7

    Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  10. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 6 - Counselling
    8.9/10(1577 votes)
    S2:E6

    The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  11. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 8 - Landlording
    8.9/10(1031 votes)
    S4:E8

    It’s bank holiday weekend and the pub opens for business. Whether it stays open for business is another matter. Back at Diddly Squat, the harvest results come in and the curtain falls on another farming year.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  12. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 3 - Tripping
    8.9/10(962 votes)
    S5:E3

    It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  13. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 4 - Updating
    8.9/10(946 votes)
    S5:E4

    Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  14. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 5 - Pan (dem) icking
    8.8/10(1985 votes)
    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  15. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 6 - Mushrooming
    8.8/10(1114 votes)
    S3:E6

    Jeremy's mushroom empire begins to appear all consuming as he struggles to keep on top of his newest venture and Kaleb and Charlie are off to London for a very important meeting.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  16. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 6 - Splurging
    8.8/10(939 votes)
    S4:E6

    With his pub plan finally taking shape, Jeremy heads to his first cattle market to buy up some beef. But calling in the experts to help get the pub off the ground, Jeremy soon discovers the costs are only just beginning.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  17. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 6 - Frazzling
    8.7/10(760 votes)
    S5:E6

    Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  18. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 7 - Hurrying
    8.7/10(895 votes)
    S4:E7

    A diary cock-up turns the pub into a pressure cooker, and the start of the harvest runs Jeremy ragged. Team Diddly Squat will have to dig deep to get both across the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  19. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 2 - Porking
    8.7/10(1280 votes)
    S3:E2

    Jeremy sets to work getting the farm ready for its newest residents, some Sand and Black pigs. Meanwhile Kaleb is annoyed when he spots someone else drilling in his fields.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  20. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 4 - Badgering
    8.7/10(1601 votes)
    S2:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  21. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 3 - Schmoozing
    8.7/10(1629 votes)
    S2:E3

    Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  22. Clarkson's Farm Season 2 Episode 2 - Cowering
    8.7/10(1683 votes)
    S2:E2

    Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.

    Director:Will Yapp
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  23. Clarkson's Farm Season 1 Episode 7 - Fluffing
    8.7/10(1831 votes)
    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  24. Clarkson's Farm Season 5 Episode 5 - Decapitating
    8.6/10(783 votes)
    S5:E5

    Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  25. Clarkson's Farm Season 4 Episode 5 - Endgaming
    8.6/10(929 votes)
    S4:E5

    It’s the middle of May, the livestock are heading out to graze, and while the goats are going high-tech, the cows are getting a bull-friend. If only progress with the pub was as positive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

  26. Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Episode 7 - Parking
    8.6/10(1094 votes)
    S3:E7

    Team Diddly assemble for a much needed building project and Jeremy brings in the Chairman of the British Deer Society to help with the deer management issues on the farm.

    Be the first to start the conversation for this episode

Best Episodes Summary

"Climaxing" is the best rated episode of Clarkson's Farm. It scored 9.4/10 from 2,104 votes. Directed by Kit Lynch-Robinson, Will Yapp and written by Unknown, it aired on February 10, 2023. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Reaping".

Keep going

Browse Clarkson's Farm by season

If you like Clarkson's Farm