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The Best Episodes of Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2

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The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 1 - Hail to the Chief
    7.7/10(102 votes)

    #1 - Hail to the Chief

    S2:E1

    Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 2 - One Sleepy People
    7.3/10(84 votes)

    #2 - One Sleepy People

    S2:E2

    Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 3 - A Man Is Not an Ox
    7.5/10(78 votes)

    #3 - A Man Is Not an Ox

    S2:E3

    When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 4 - Schnauser's Last Ride
    7.3/10(76 votes)

    #4 - Schnauser's Last Ride

    S2:E4

    The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 5 - Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
    7.4/10(79 votes)

    #5 - Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

    S2:E5

    When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 6 - Occupancy, August 1st
    8.0/10(97 votes)

    #6 - Occupancy, August 1st

    S2:E6

    Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 7 - Remember St. Petersburg
    7.3/10(72 votes)

    #7 - Remember St. Petersburg

    S2:E7

    A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 8 - That's Show Business
    7.5/10(75 votes)

    #8 - That's Show Business

    S2:E8

    Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.

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  9. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 9 - Toody Undercover
    8.5/10(104 votes)

    #9 - Toody Undercover

    S2:E9

    Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 10 - I Hate Captain Block
    8.2/10(104 votes)

    #10 - I Hate Captain Block

    S2:E10

    When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 11 - A Star Is Born in the Bronx
    7.4/10(78 votes)

    #11 - A Star Is Born in the Bronx

    S2:E11

    Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 12 - Pretzel Mary
    7.4/10(79 votes)

    #12 - Pretzel Mary

    S2:E12

    The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 13 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle
    7.8/10(78 votes)

    #13 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle

    S2:E13

    When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 14 - Stop Thief
    7.4/10(70 votes)

    #14 - Stop Thief

    S2:E14

    After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 15 - Je T'Adore Muldoon
    7.7/10(74 votes)

    #15 - Je T'Adore Muldoon

    S2:E15

    To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 16 - The White Elephant
    8.2/10(82 votes)

    #16 - The White Elephant

    S2:E16

    A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 17 - Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
    7.7/10(78 votes)

    #17 - Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

    S2:E17

    Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 18 - The Presidential Itch
    7.7/10(68 votes)

    #18 - The Presidential Itch

    S2:E18

    An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 19 - Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
    8.1/10(90 votes)

    #19 - Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians

    S2:E19

    The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 20 - Here We Go Again
    7.8/10(80 votes)

    #20 - Here We Go Again

    S2:E20

    Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 21 - The Star Boarder
    7.5/10(70 votes)

    #21 - The Star Boarder

    S2:E21

    Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 22 - The Biggest Day of the Year
    8.5/10(92 votes)

    #22 - The Biggest Day of the Year

    S2:E22

    After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 23 - Here Comes Charlie
    7.8/10(83 votes)

    #23 - Here Comes Charlie

    S2:E23

    The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 24 - See You at the Bar Mitzvah
    7.8/10(91 votes)

    #24 - See You at the Bar Mitzvah

    S2:E24

    When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 25 - I've Been Here Before
    8.1/10(82 votes)

    #25 - I've Been Here Before

    S2:E25

    A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Hail to the Chief" is the best rated episode of "Car 54, Where Are You?" season 2. It scored 7.7/10 based on 102 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/16/1962. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "One Sleepy People".