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The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 24 - Today I Am a Man
    8.5/10(111 votes)

    #1 - Today I Am a Man

    S1:E24

    Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!

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  2. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 9 - Toody Undercover
    8.5/10(104 votes)

    #2 - Toody Undercover

    S2:E9

    Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.

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  3. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 22 - The Biggest Day of the Year
    8.5/10(92 votes)

    #3 - The Biggest Day of the Year

    S2:E22

    After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.

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  4. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 25 - No More Pickpockets
    8.2/10(100 votes)

    #4 - No More Pickpockets

    S1:E25

    The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 26 - The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
    8.2/10(97 votes)

    #5 - The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

    S1:E26

    Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!

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  6. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 29 - Quiet! We're Thinking
    8.2/10(95 votes)

    #6 - Quiet! We're Thinking

    S1:E29

    Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest.

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  7. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 10 - I Hate Captain Block
    8.2/10(104 votes)

    #7 - I Hate Captain Block

    S2:E10

    When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.

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  8. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 16 - The White Elephant
    8.2/10(82 votes)

    #8 - The White Elephant

    S2:E16

    A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.

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  9. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 5 - I Won't Go
    8.1/10(116 votes)

    #9 - I Won't Go

    S1:E5

    Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.

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  10. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 22 - What Happened to Thursday?
    8.1/10(100 votes)

    #10 - What Happened to Thursday?

    S1:E22

    The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.

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  11. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 19 - Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
    8.1/10(90 votes)

    #11 - Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians

    S2:E19

    The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.

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  12. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 25 - I've Been Here Before
    8.1/10(82 votes)

    #12 - I've Been Here Before

    S2:E25

    A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.

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  13. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 30 - The Curse of the Snitkins
    8.1/10(85 votes)

    #13 - The Curse of the Snitkins

    S2:E30

    A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.

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  14. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 6 - Occupancy, August 1st
    8.0/10(97 votes)

    #14 - Occupancy, August 1st

    S2:E6

    Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.

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  15. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 13 - Put It in the Bank
    7.9/10(94 votes)

    #15 - Put It in the Bank

    S1:E13

    The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.

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  16. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 14 - Get Well, Officer Schnauser
    7.9/10(93 votes)

    #16 - Get Well, Officer Schnauser

    S1:E14

    While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."

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  17. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 17 - Boom, Boom, Boom
    7.9/10(114 votes)

    #17 - Boom, Boom, Boom

    S1:E17

    The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.

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  18. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 4 - Change Your Partner
    7.8/10(107 votes)

    #18 - Change Your Partner

    S1:E4

    Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ?

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  19. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 8 - Love Finds Muldoon
    7.8/10(105 votes)

    #19 - Love Finds Muldoon

    S1:E8

    Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.

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  20. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 1 Episode 19 - Toody's Paradise
    7.8/10(85 votes)

    #20 - Toody's Paradise

    S1:E19

    Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.

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  21. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 13 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle
    7.8/10(78 votes)

    #21 - 142 Tickets on the Aisle

    S2:E13

    When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.

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  22. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 20 - Here We Go Again
    7.8/10(80 votes)

    #22 - Here We Go Again

    S2:E20

    Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?

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  23. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 23 - Here Comes Charlie
    7.8/10(83 votes)

    #23 - Here Comes Charlie

    S2:E23

    The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!

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  24. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 24 - See You at the Bar Mitzvah
    7.8/10(91 votes)

    #24 - See You at the Bar Mitzvah

    S2:E24

    When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.

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  25. Car 54, Where Are You? Season 2 Episode 27 - Lucille Is 40
    7.8/10(80 votes)

    #25 - Lucille Is 40

    S2:E27

    Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Today I Am a Man" is the best rated episode of "Car 54, Where Are You?". It scored 8.5/10 based on 111 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/4/1962. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Toody Undercover".