The British Are Coming (Pilot)

8.1/10 · 8 votesDec 30, 198230 min

Ranked #5 of 5 in Season 0•−0.5 vs season avg

René Artois, owner of the Café René in the French village of Nouvion, is 'persuaded' by the Resistance to hide two escaping British airmen. René is more interested in having affairs with his two waitresses without his wife finding out. The Germans, who are occupying the

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Cast17

Gorden Kaye

René Artois

Carmen Silvera

Edith Artois

Vicki Michelle

Yvette Carte-Blanche

Richard Marner

Colonel Kurt von Strohm

Kim Hartman

Private Helga Geerhart

Guy Siner

Lieutenant Hubert Gruber

Kirsten Cooke

Michelle Dubois

Rose Hill

Madame Fanny

Jack Haig

Roger Leclerc

Kenneth Connor

Monsieur Alfonse

Arthur Bostrom

Officer Crabtree

Richard Gibson

Herr Otto Flick

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David Croft

Writer

Jeremy Lloyd

Writer

David Croft

Director

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Episode Summary

"The British Are Coming (Pilot)" is episode 1 of 'Allo 'Allo! season 0. It scored 8.1/10 from 8 votes, ranking #5 of 5 episodes this season (season average 8.6). Directed by David Croft and written by David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd, it aired on December 30, 1982.

The British Are Coming (Pilot)

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