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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 9 Episode 6 - A Winkle in Time
    9.1/10(4 votes)

    S9:E6

    René and the café staff prepare to welcome the invading British troops.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  2. undefined Season 0 Episode 2 - The Gâteau from the Château (Christmas Special 1985)
    9.0/10(4 votes)

    S0:E2

    The airmen's escape is thwarted by Nazi gunfire, and the air balloon crashes into Madame Fanny's bedroom. General Von Klinkerhoffen takes command of Nouvion and orders Colonel Von Strohm to woo Edith in order to infiltrate the Resistance. The Colonel soon delegates the duty to Captain Hans Geering. Herr Flick plots the death of the General by poisoned dart, with Helga assigned to do the fatal deed. The Colonel and the Captain plan to poison the General's wine with a lethal pill, whilst Michelle has Edith make a Black Forest Gateau packed with dynamite.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  3. undefined Season 0 Episode 5 - The Return of 'Allo 'Allo!
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    S0:E5

    A one-off special. René is writing his memoirs and needs help to fill in the "big gaps". Features some of the original cast reprising their roles; inter-worked with a documentary about the show's history.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  4. undefined Season 5 Episode 6 - A Marriage of Inconvenience
    9.0/10(5 votes)

    S5:E6

    René's friends rally round to try and save him from his impending marriage to the formidable leader of the Communist Resistance.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  5. undefined Season 5 Episode 9 - Watch the Birdie
    8.9/10(6 votes)

    S5:E9

    René and his staff prepare the long-distance duck for its vital flight to England.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  6. undefined Season 3 Episode 3 - The Sausage in the Wardrobe
    8.8/10(8 votes)

    S3:E3

    After Maria is sent to Lieutenant Gruber with the sausage containing the real painting of the Fallen Madonna for copying, she is caught by General Von Klinkerhoffen, who places the sausage in his wardrobe and holds Maria hostage until his motor mower engine is returned by the Resistance. Herr Flick, the Colonel, the Captain and René hear about this and decide to go to the chateau through the secret passage and steal the sausage from under the General's nose, using Helga, Yvette and Lieutenant Gruber as a honey trap.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  7. undefined Season 5 Episode 16 - The Exploding Bedpan
    8.8/10(6 votes)

    S5:E16

    While under interrogation, Alfonse's dicky ticker starts playing up, and he is whisked to hospital. He must be either rescued or eliminated before he can spill the beans about the stolen Gestapo money.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  8. undefined Season 5 Episode 21 - Flight to Geneva
    8.8/10(6 votes)

    S5:E21

    René tries to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette on the night train.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  9. undefined Season 5 Episode 23 - An Enigma Variation
    8.8/10(6 votes)

    S5:E23

    Chaos engulfs René as he attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile, the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma encoder.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  10. undefined Season 5 Episode 26 - All in Disgeese
    8.7/10(6 votes)

    S5:E26

    René is still harbouring the German Enigma machine as well as the four bars of gold he has stolen, two British airmen and the painting of the Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies by Van Gogh. So the café is now full and getting more crowded by the minute.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  11. undefined Season 6 Episode 1 - Desperate Doings in the Graveyard
    8.7/10(6 votes)

    S6:E1

    The latest escape plan for the British airmen involves them wading along the canal underneath a tin bath. Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen pose as escaped British airmen, hoping to be picked up by the Resistance. The Resistance have built a communication post in René's 'grave', in an effort to get around German jamming of their radio signals. René, Edith and Monsieur Alphonse try it out. René gets caught on the aerial and is hoisted above his 'grave'. Lieutenant Gruber sees him and thinks it's the ghost of René's 'twin brother'.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  12. undefined Season 7 Episode 6 - The Spirit of Nouvion
    8.7/10(6 votes)

    S7:E6

    Michelle enlists René to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  13. undefined Season 7 Episode 10 - René of the Gypsies
    8.7/10(6 votes)

    S7:E10

    Michelle plans to release the British airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair, but at the last minute the Gypsies cancel.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  14. undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - The Policeman Cometh
    8.6/10(8 votes)

    S2:E3

    We pick up the action mere moments after the close of the previous episode, as the airmen-filled cow narrowly escapes being milked by a German patrol while awaiting the landing of the plane. As they watch in disappointment, the plane does not land, and instead jettisoning two parachutes, one of which yields a new escape package; the other, Officer Crabtree, sent from "British Ontelligence Headquitters". Disguised as a policeman, he is supposed to blend in. Unfortunately, his French is abominable, getting the vowels wrong as often as not. Meanwhile, the plan to blow up the non-painting-filled knockwurst on its way to Hitler has hit a snag: René can't find anyone to blow up the train.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  15. undefined Season 8 Episode 7 - Swan Song
    8.6/10(5 votes)

    S8:E7

    Edith tries to avoid the firing squad by convincing the general that she is not Hitler.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  16. undefined Season 4 Episode 5 - The Sausage in the Trousers
    8.6/10(8 votes)

    S4:E5

    There are still no batteries for the wireless radio underneath the bed of René's mother-in-law, so Michelle's newest harebrained scheme is to have René and Yvette powering it with the generator from a bicycle until the stolen batteries from a German miniature submarine are delivered. The Lieutenant has finished copying the paintings (The Fallen Madonna and the Van Gogh) and delivers them as sausages. Numerous other sausages also arrive: real ones from Captain Bertorelli, submarine batteries from Leclerc, and explosives from Officer Crabtree, and soon they're all mixed up in the German officers' trousers!

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  17. undefined Season 5 Episode 8 - The Arrival of the Homing Duck
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    S5:E8

    René and the Resistance find another novel way to return the British airmen to England.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  18. undefined Season 5 Episode 10 - René - Under an Assumed Nose
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    S5:E10

    Monsieur Leclerc comes to the rescue when orders are given for René to be arrested. René tries to escape using a unique disguise.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  19. undefined Season 5 Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go Off
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    S5:E19

    Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  20. undefined Season 6 Episode 2 - The Gestapo for the High Jump
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    S6:E2

    The Gestapo and the Italians plan to infiltrate the Resistance. Little do they know that René and friends are waiting for them.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  21. undefined Season 6 Episode 6 - The Crooked Fences
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    S6:E6

    Café René is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  22. undefined Season 7 Episode 8 - Prior Engagements
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    S7:E8

    Von Klinkerhoffen thinks a marriage between a French woman and a man from the occupying forces would be good propaganda. He orders Edith to marry Bertorelli.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  23. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - The Great Un-Escape
    8.4/10(8 votes)

    S3:E6

    While the Captain is sitting in the café, Herr Flick of the Gestapo is listening when René is talking to London on the wireless. He soon cracks the code of the message as the plan to dig a tunnel from the mortuary to hide the British airmen. But it's soon apparent that the two airmen and Monsieur Alphonse need help with the digging, and the café staff are called in, leaving Madame Fanny and Leclerc in the café. But the Colonel and the Captain follow René, discover the tunnel, and are captured in the prisoner-of-war camp.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  24. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - The Execution
    8.4/10(8 votes)

    S1:E4

    Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-disguised Colonel and Captain. As Helga, Leclerc, and Edith each attempt to help the gang escape, General Von Klinkerhoffen arrives in town and demands that the only known saboteur be shot. This means René's death by firing squad, with Lieutenant Gruber in charge of the squad!

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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  25. undefined Season 0 Episode 3 - A Bun in the Oven (Christmas Special 1991)
    8.4/10(5 votes)

    S0:E3

    Two years have passed. The airmen have finally escaped to England and Captain Bertorelli and his Italian troops have gone home. René thinks life is now relatively peaceful. Then Yvette announces that she's pregnant. Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber get Helga to steal the painting of the Fallen Madonna from Herr Flick. She cuts off one of the boobies and keeps it, to make sure that she'll get her 'cut' when the painting is sold.

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    Writer:Jeremy Lloyd

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Jeremy Lloyd Ratings Summary

"A Winkle in Time" is the best rated episode written by Jeremy Lloyd. It scored 9.1/10 based on 4 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 12/14/1992 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Gâteau from the Château (Christmas Special 1985)".