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They're just your average family. Stressed mum Bill, daft dad Ben, and two troublesome teens. Plus just a few crazy ideas, escapades and mishaps. The classic 90s sitcom.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 5 - Carry on Screaming
    6.5/10(28 votes)

    #1 - Carry on Screaming

    S8:E5

    It's Halloween, and Ben learns something disturbing from a long-lost uncle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 5 - The Man Who Knew Too Much
    6.7/10(28 votes)

    #2 - The Man Who Knew Too Much

    S6:E5

    Ben's disaffection with his age leads him into a vulnerable situation when he applies to join a plumbers' secret society known only as the Brotherhood of the Plunger.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 3 - Malcolm X
    6.9/10(24 votes)

    #3 - Malcolm X

    S7:E3

    An ex-boyfriend who has made it big in Hollywood pays Bill an unexpected visit, bringing a serious threat to the future of the entire family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. 2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 6 - The Millennium Experience
    7.0/10(28 votes)

    #4 - The Millennium Experience

    S8:E6

    After all the panic about what may happen at the millennium, Bill is determined that the night will be a memorable one for all the family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 1 - Leader of the Pack
    7.2/10(57 votes)

    #5 - Leader of the Pack

    S1:E1

    An encounter with another man sets Bill thinking about her life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  6. 2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 2 - Enter the Dragon
    7.2/10(21 votes)

    #6 - Enter the Dragon

    S8:E2

    The arrival of Bill's mother in the household proves detrimental to Declan's discipline.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 3 - When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Shopping
    7.3/10(45 votes)

    #7 - When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Shopping

    S1:E3

    The Porters have a family barbecue, which makes Jenny decide that she wants to be a vegetarian.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  8. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 1 - Dog Day Afternoon
    7.3/10(25 votes)

    #8 - Dog Day Afternoon

    S6:E1

    Ben is bored and missing the football season, while Bill and Rona are also feeling listless. Meanwhile, Jenny's boyfriend sets off to buy a ring.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 5 - Dirty Bowling
    7.4/10(41 votes)

    #9 - Dirty Bowling

    S1:E5

    Bill has decided to take her long deferred driving test. Ben also has a secret.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  10. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 3 - Fortuosity
    7.4/10(32 votes)

    #10 - Fortuosity

    S4:E3

    A strange ethereal force causes the arrival of a sinister letter at the Porter household.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 2 - Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
    7.5/10(47 votes)

    #11 - Saturday Night and Sunday Morning

    S1:E2

    Bill has been offered a lift by a mysterious figure on a motorbike. Ben has had an exhausting day.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  12. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 2 - Bedtime for Bonzo
    7.5/10(33 votes)

    #12 - Bedtime for Bonzo

    S2:E2

    Bill has a new job and two new responsibilities - a dog with wind and an ailing Ben.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  13. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 4 - Mayday
    7.5/10(30 votes)

    #13 - Mayday

    S5:E4

    Jenny is worried when her boyfriend's grandmother comes to tea.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 7 - Porky's (1995 Christmas Special)
    7.5/10(28 votes)

    #14 - Porky's (1995 Christmas Special)

    S5:E7

    In a display of poor judgment, Bill entrusts Ben with buying all the food for Christmas. Ben surprises everyone by not buying a turkey, but by bringing home a live pig instead.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 4 - The Trouble With Harry
    7.5/10(27 votes)

    #15 - The Trouble With Harry

    S6:E4

    Bill's not keen to agree to owning a family pet. Ben suggests they create an imaginary dog for two weeks - but they end up with three real ones.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 2 - When the Children Are Asleep
    7.6/10(34 votes)

    #16 - When the Children Are Asleep

    S3:E2

    When Bill thinks the house next door is being robbed, she sets in motion a chain of events filled with terror, burglary - and radio phone-ins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  17. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 2 - Family Plot
    7.6/10(30 votes)

    #17 - Family Plot

    S4:E2

    Bill resorts to drastic measures to bring about an evening of culture and sparkling conversation.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  18. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 3 - The Deep
    7.6/10(30 votes)

    #18 - The Deep

    S5:E3

    Disaster strikes when Bill and Ben look after the Grimes' house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 3 - Vertigo
    7.6/10(27 votes)

    #19 - Vertigo

    S6:E3

    Bill tells Rona not to heed the dire predictions of Psychic Sadie's latest horoscope. But following a worrying phone call from her eccentric Aunt Belle, she is not so certain.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 4 - Love and Marriage
    7.7/10(44 votes)

    #20 - Love and Marriage

    S1:E4

    Ben has forgotten to tell Bill her mother is coming. Ben encounters an old flame and receives a proposition.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  21. 2Point4 Children Season 1 Episode 6 - Young at Heart
    7.7/10(36 votes)

    #21 - Young at Heart

    S1:E6

    Ben gets an offer Bill can't refuse, and Rona is forced to question her entire lifestyle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  22. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 3 - Badger's Bend
    7.7/10(31 votes)

    #22 - Badger's Bend

    S3:E3

    Bill discovers that Ben has a serious addiction problem. Rona pays a visit to her old school reunion in an attempt to drum up interest in the catering business.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  23. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 1 - Perfect Day
    7.7/10(29 votes)

    #23 - Perfect Day

    S7:E1

    Tension mounts as Jenny awaits her A-level results. Meanwhile Bill discovers that Ben has swapped the family car for a more sensible one - or so he claims.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 5 - The Skeleton in the Cupboard
    7.8/10(31 votes)

    #24 - The Skeleton in the Cupboard

    S2:E5

    Rona has a problem, Bill has an interview and a strange presence stalks the Porter house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  25. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 6 - Bird on a Wire
    7.8/10(30 votes)

    #25 - Bird on a Wire

    S2:E6

    David complains about feeling ill, but Bill is too busy preparing the food for Rona's wedding to pay much attention to him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Carry on Screaming" is the worst rated episode of "2Point4 Children". It scored 6.5/10 based on 28 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/14/1999. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Man Who Knew Too Much".