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The Best Episodes of 2Point4 Children

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They're just your average family. Stressed mum Bill, daft dad Ben, and two troublesome teens. Plus just a few crazy ideas, escapades and mishaps. The classic 90s sitcom.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 7 - Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)
    8.7/10(32 votes)

    #1 - Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)

    S4:E7

    Ben wants to go to France for the Christmas holiday, but after the previous year's mishaps, Bill is determined to stay at home, where nothing disastrous can happen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 6 - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
    8.6/10(29 votes)

    #2 - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    S6:E6

    Bill is locked inside a wardrobe wearing only a fur coat. Ben is facing a midlife crisis.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 7 - Thank Your Lucky Stars
    8.5/10(34 votes)

    #3 - Thank Your Lucky Stars

    S2:E7

    David lies seriously ill in hospital, while Rona races to the altar.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  4. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 5 - Frenzy
    8.4/10(29 votes)

    #4 - Frenzy

    S4:E5

    Jenny is forced to confide in her father for once. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona encounter some unexpected visitors in Rona's home - snakes!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  5. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 1 - I'm Going Slightly Mad
    8.3/10(41 votes)

    #5 - I'm Going Slightly Mad

    S2:E1

    Bill is still unemployed after losing her job at the bakery. Meanwhile, Ben recruits a new assistant to help with his central heating repair business.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  6. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 8 - Misery (1992 Christmas Special)
    8.3/10(46 votes)

    #6 - Misery (1992 Christmas Special)

    S2:E8

    The Porters agree reluctantly to spend Christmas with Bill's mother Bette.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  7. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 1 - The Parent Trap
    8.3/10(34 votes)

    #7 - The Parent Trap

    S4:E1

    Bill and Ben demonstrate how not to embarrass your daughter in front of your potential in-laws.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 4 - Curiosity Killed the Cat
    8.3/10(28 votes)

    #8 - Curiosity Killed the Cat

    S4:E4

    Confined to bed with flu, Bill has difficulty finding out what is going on downstairs - which is just as well!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 1 - Greed
    8.3/10(34 votes)

    #9 - Greed

    S5:E1

    The Porters argue about how to spend the lottery jackpot.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 4 - Women on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown
    8.2/10(32 votes)

    #10 - Women on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown

    S3:E4

    Bill and Rona's first job is disrupted by Mother Nature.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  11. 2Point4 Children Season 4 Episode 6 - You Only Live Twice
    8.2/10(30 votes)

    #11 - You Only Live Twice

    S4:E6

    Bill, Ben and Rona take stock of their lives.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  12. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 6 - The Truth Is Out There
    8.2/10(29 votes)

    #12 - The Truth Is Out There

    S5:E6

    Ben and David organise a seance, in a paranormal attempt to help Rona keep her house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 4 - One Night in Bangkok
    8.1/10(31 votes)

    #13 - One Night in Bangkok

    S2:E4

    Ben's father returns with a surprising addition to the family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  14. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 7 - Babes in the Wood (1993 Christmas Special)
    8.1/10(29 votes)

    #14 - Babes in the Wood (1993 Christmas Special)

    S3:E7

    The Porter family and their friend Rona decide to spend a relaxing Christmas with Bette and Auntie Pearl in a hotel in the country.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 5 - Beam Me Up, Scotty
    8.0/10(31 votes)

    #15 - Beam Me Up, Scotty

    S3:E5

    Bill's business faces closure and Ben's business is also in trouble because of a feud.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  16. 2Point4 Children Season 5 Episode 2 - We'd Like to Know a Little Bit More About You for Our Files
    8.0/10(30 votes)

    #16 - We'd Like to Know a Little Bit More About You for Our Files

    S5:E2

    Bill and Ben are concerned about David's private life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 7 - And Now the Screaming Starts
    8.0/10(25 votes)

    #17 - And Now the Screaming Starts

    S6:E7

    Rona turns up with an abandoned baby, which crawls under the floorboards. Ben finds a novel way of coping when he starts to feel depressed about his age.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. 2Point4 Children Season 6 Episode 8 - Two Years Before the Mast (1996 Christmas Special)
    8.0/10(28 votes)

    #18 - Two Years Before the Mast (1996 Christmas Special)

    S6:E8

    Bill, Ben, Rona and David end up as stowaways on a cruise ship. Jenny is stuck at home with Bette and Aunt Pearl, who set about making Christmas dinner.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 2 - When Saturday Comes
    8.0/10(29 votes)

    #19 - When Saturday Comes

    S7:E2

    Ben's football team need to win the next three Saturday matches and he feels there's only one way to ensure they do - to Bill and Rona's horror.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 4 - The Sweet Hereafter
    8.0/10(26 votes)

    #20 - The Sweet Hereafter

    S7:E4

    A box of sample chocolate that Ben brings home leads to an addictive weekend for the Porters.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. 2Point4 Children Season 8 Episode 3 - Sticky Fingers
    8.0/10(24 votes)

    #21 - Sticky Fingers

    S8:E3

    Ben is annoyed when Jenny brings her new boyfriend to stay. Bill and Declan have sticky problems.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. 2Point4 Children Season 2 Episode 3 - Hormones
    7.9/10(34 votes)

    #22 - Hormones

    S2:E3

    Bill faces two new problems: Ben's aggression and the unexpected pregnancy in the Porter household.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  23. 2Point4 Children Season 3 Episode 1 - The Secret Diary of David Porter
    7.9/10(37 votes)

    #23 - The Secret Diary of David Porter

    S3:E1

    It is impossible to keep secrets in a family, as David's diary reveals.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Marshall

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  24. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 5 - When Did You Last See Your Father?
    7.9/10(23 votes)

    #24 - When Did You Last See Your Father?

    S7:E5

    Bill's mum Bette makes a shocking confession about her late husband. He wasn't cremated but was, in fact, cryogenically frozen.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. 2Point4 Children Season 7 Episode 6 - The Italian Job
    7.9/10(26 votes)

    #25 - The Italian Job

    S7:E6

    An Italian exchange student arrives in the Porter household, causing disruption for everyone - but just who is his mysterious father?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Relax-ay-voo (1994 Christmas Special)" is the best rated episode of "2Point4 Children". It scored 8.7/10 based on 32 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/26/1994. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe".