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1000 Ways to Die S3E14 — If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

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1000 Ways to Die•Season 3•Episode 14

If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

6.8/10 · 42 votesJan 15, 201121 min

Ranked #13 of 14 in Season 3•−0.2 vs season avg

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

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Ron Perlman

Ron Perlman

Self - Narrator (voice)

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Episode Summary

"If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You" is episode 14 of 1000 Ways to Die season 3. It scored 6.8/10 from 42 votes, ranking #13 of 14 episodes this season (season average 7.0). It aired on January 15, 2011.

Next: E15 · The One About Dumb People Dying!Best of Season 3