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The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

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The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 7 - Hurry Up and Die
    7.7/10(47 votes)

    S3:E7

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 6 - Crying Over Spilled Blood
    7.7/10(54 votes)

    S4:E6

    Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 3 - Tweets from the Dead
    7.5/10(43 votes)

    S4:E3

    A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 8 - Death, The Final Frontier
    7.5/10(43 votes)

    S4:E8

    Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 8 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
    7.2/10(37 votes)

    S3:E8

    A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 1 - Death on a Stick
    7.1/10(60 votes)

    S3:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 2 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death
    7.1/10(42 votes)

    S3:E2

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 12 - Sudden Death
    7.1/10(38 votes)

    S3:E12

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 1 - Enter the Ferret
    7.1/10(44 votes)

    S4:E1

    A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 7 - Come On Get Deathy
    7.0/10(40 votes)

    S2:E7

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 9 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death
    7.0/10(41 votes)

    S3:E9

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 2 - Think Globally, Die Locally
    7.0/10(44 votes)

    S4:E2

    A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 1 - Unforced Errors
    6.9/10(100 votes)

    S1:E1

    208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 1 - Death On Arrival
    6.9/10(67 votes)

    S2:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 9 - Waking Up Dead
    6.9/10(30 votes)

    S2:E9

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 11 - Dead to Rights
    6.9/10(36 votes)

    S2:E11

    A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 12 - Dead on Dead
    6.9/10(38 votes)

    S2:E12

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 3 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
    6.9/10(39 votes)

    S3:E3

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 6 - The End Is Weird
    6.9/10(40 votes)

    S3:E6

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 10 - Deep Fried Death
    6.9/10(35 votes)

    S3:E10

    Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 13 - Dying to Tell the Story
    6.9/10(46 votes)

    S3:E13

    A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 6 - Gratefully Dead
    6.8/10(40 votes)

    S2:E6

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 4 - Dead Wrongs
    6.8/10(46 votes)

    S3:E4

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 5 - Fatal Distractions
    6.8/10(41 votes)

    S3:E5

    A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 14 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
    6.8/10(42 votes)

    S3:E14

    The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Hurry Up and Die" is the best rated episode of "1000 Ways to Die". It scored 7.7/10 based on 47 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/26/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Crying Over Spilled Blood".