The Best Episodes Written By Kenny Schwartz

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   9.3/10(94 votes)

   #1 - Blow-Up

   S4:E610/1/2024

   A documentary film is made by The Brothers Sisters.

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   8.5/10(4 votes)

   #2 - 1600 Candles

   S5:E19/28/2008

   It's Roger's 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve's impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.

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   8.3/10(7 votes)

   #3 - Killer Vacation

   S9:E210/7/2012

   During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

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   8.1/10(10 votes)

   #4 - Battle of the Three Armies

   S2:E91/31/2016

   In their war against Valencia, all hope seems lost for Isabella and the people of Hortensia until Galavant arrives with his zombie army. Meanwhile, Gareth abandons Madalena after he realizes that she betrayed him and is learning (and using) the Dark Dark Evil Way.

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   8.1/10(10 votes)

   #5 - The One True King (To Unite Them All)

   S2:E101/31/2016

   Under Madalena and Wormwood's spell, the zombie army revolt against Galavant and company, until Sid arrives with an unlikely army of his own. Galavant, Gareth, and Sid's army battle the Zombies while Isabella fights Madalena. Meanwhile, Richard goes after Wormwood, who attacks Tad Cooper, which provokes Richard to perform a (nearly) heroic act. Elsewhere, Gareth tries to reason with Madalena, but she is driven to learn how to use her newly acquired dark magic. At the end of the day, who will get their happily ever after?

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   7.9/10(7 votes)

   #6 - The Kidney Stays In the Picture

   S8:E164/1/2012

   Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.

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   7.8/10(4 votes)

   #7 - The Snub

   S1:E511/15/2016

   Katie tries to fit in with the other Westport moms in order to get Anna-Kat invited to a popular girl's birthday party. When Anna-Kat still isn't invited, Katie vents to Angela and Doris, and realizes her daughter doesn't need a bunch of friends, just a couple of close ones. Elsewhere, Greg tries to convince Taylor that she can't get by on her athletic ability alone, while Oliver complains about a flawed polo shirt that his mom bought at an outlet store.

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   7.7/10(3 votes)

   #8 - Graduation

   S5:E110/28/2020

   Katie goes to great lengths to appease Principal Ablin in order to ensure Taylor graduates high school. Meanwhile, Greg finishes ghost writing the final chapter of Lonnie's book. And while Oliver is devastated to learn Cooper's family will be moving out of Westport, Anna-Kat tells Franklin she is ready to venture outside her comfort zone and plans to attend sleep-away camp during summer break.

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   7.6/10(5 votes)

   #9 - Shallow Vows

   S6:E611/15/2009

   Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

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    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #10 - White Rice

    S7:E511/21/2010

    After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

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    7.5/10(20 votes)

    #11 - Knock 'Em Down

    S6:E204/22/2015

    Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league. Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors. Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

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    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #12 - It's Hard to Say Goodbye

    S2:E193/21/2018

    Katie and Greg struggle to help the kids accept loss as a family friend suddenly passes away and as their pet pig, Hans Gruber, must be returned to his natural habitat.

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    7.4/10(15 votes)

    #13 - Francine's Flashback

    S1:E45/15/2005

    When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend. Meanwhile, Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to "jump on a grenade" for him and date her ugly cousin.

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    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #14 - Roger 'n Me

    S2:E134/23/2006

    When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

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    7.3/10(4 votes)

    #15 - The Walk

    S1:E204/18/2017

    Anna-Kat tells her parents that all she wants for her birthday is to walk to the library alone.

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    7.2/10(27 votes)

    #16 - The Cold

    S6:E310/8/2014

    The Dunphys are down with a cold, thanks to Phil. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny deal with playing football, and Cameron doesn't know how much playtime to give him. Mitchell debates with Lily's new friend, Sydney.

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    7.0/10(12 votes)

    #17 - When a Stan Loves a Woman

    S3:E164/29/2007

    After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

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    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #18 - Family Secrets

    S2:E711/15/2017

    Greg makes big plans to impress his parents when they visit for Thanksgiving; but his vision is shattered when his neighbor Spencer and Katie's mom, Kathryn, arrive unannounced and nothing goes as intended.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Here We Go Again

    S3:E210/3/2018

    With her new job taking up more of her time, Katie and Greg try to split up parenting duties. Katie over-involves herself in Taylor's social life by trying to keep some distance between Taylor and her boyfriend, Trip, to make sure Taylor is her own person aside from him. Meanwhile, Greg tries to convince Oliver to be honest after overhearing Oliver lie to his friends about his less-than-luxurious summer vacation.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - The Dance

    S3:E225/14/2019

    With the kids away at the school dance, Katie and Greg look forward to a romantic evening alone; but Anna-Kat is crushed when the boy she likes doesn’t ask her to the dance, and Oliver begins to panic when the town psychic’s predictions begin to come true.

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    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #21 - Then and Now

    S1:E132/7/2017

    The Ottos face the prospect of leaving Westport when their house is put up for sale. No one wants to leave except Katie, who seems determined to move on despite some fun memories of her family's time there.

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    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #22 - Time for Love

    S1:E142/14/2017

    Katie's least favorite holiday is Valentine's Day, but her desire for a low-key approach is overridden by Greg's over-the-top romantic gestures. Meanwhile Oliver has an expensive gift for the girl he's crushing on, and Taylor tries to put one over on her parents in order to attend a Valentine's Day party.

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    6.9/10(9 votes)

    #23 - Big Trouble in Little Langley

    S4:E411/4/2007

    Stan seeks out Francine's birth parents because her visiting adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don't annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.

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    6.8/10(8 votes)

    #24 - The Unbrave One

    S8:E81/8/2012

    When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

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    6.7/10(3 votes)

    #25 - Back to School

    S2:E19/27/2017

    Katie's efforts to get more time for herself backfire when she is forced to mend fences with the Westport moms by volunteering to run the school's spring gala. Meanwhile, Oliver proves to Katie that his passion for ballet is genuine, inspiring her to confront his belittling teacher and stick up for him. Taylor and Greg disagree over whether or not she needs to go to college while he teaches her how to drive.

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