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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 6 Episode 5 - Guns and Roses
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    S6:E5

    Lovejoy takes an antique gun to a London gunsmith to be repaired, but the armorer is having landlord problems. Meanwhile, an acquaintance of Lovejoy's, Texas Greenberg, is on his way over to buy something special.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  2. undefined Season 7 Episode 5 - Weekend Off
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    S7:E5

    Jim must delay his weekend off in order to take over escorting a French electronics expert from a special branch officer who has become ill.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  3. undefined Season 8 Episode 1 - A True Detective
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    S8:E1

    Jim faces his toughest test to date when Susan's dead body is washed up on shore. Jim is convinced that she was murdered, but is he right?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  4. undefined Season 9 Episode 3 - Snow in Provence
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    S9:E3

    Bergerac is conned by Charlie into looking after a house in Provence and baby-sitting for two willful young girls while their parents are in Milan. He then finds himself caught up in a drug operation.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  5. undefined Season 9 Episode 2 - The Dark Horse
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    S9:E2

    Bergerac is summonsed back to Jersey, where Charlie persuades him to help a friend find his missing wife. But there is another player in the game that Jim hasn't counted on.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  6. undefined Season 5 Episode 6 - Ducking and Diving
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S5:E6

    Tinker and Eric take a break at Eric's Uncle Jack's pub. Meanwhile, Lovejoy is asked to show a visiting couple around the antiques shops. Trouble is, he also has a very large Welsh Dresser to get rid of. Eric decides to stay on and run the pub.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 9 - Who Only Stand and Wait
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S1:E9

    Henderson's neighbour finds a dismembered corpse, which may prove the innocence of an imprisoned man.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  8. undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - The Policeman's Daughter
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E3

    Fisher's younger daughter has left home after a row and thrown in her lot with a group of squatters. He asks Crabbe to find the girl and try and persuade her to return home. Henderson has bought a new field to add to his market garden, but is horrified to find that it has been invaded by travellers. He appeals to Henry for help, whereupon Henry finds that the two cases have a common thread.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  9. undefined Season 2 Episode 8 - The Mild Bunch
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E8

    The man who shot PC Ian Lefebvre is due for release so Fisher wants to keep Lefebvre busy. What better than sending him off with Crabbe in search of two OAP con-women and the perfect bread and butter pudding?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  10. undefined Season 2 Episode 7 - Swan in His Pride
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E7

    Fisher drags Crabbe down to the West Country to investigate the apparent murder of an undercover woman police officer. While Henry is away a burst pipe causes havoc in the restaurant's kitchen.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  11. undefined Season 2 Episode 9 - The Mystery of Pikey
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E9

    There's a spate of burglaries, the local police station's closed down and the great and good of Middleton, headed by Mr. Chukky Chicken' Barry Wilkes, want Crabbe to catch the thief, popularly believed to be teenager Karl Elves or 'Pikey'. To their dismay, Crabbe is much more interested in pike than 'Pikey'.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  12. undefined Season 3 Episode 4 - Doggett's Coat and Badge
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S3:E4

    Charles Rider, a wine-loving regular at Pie in the Sky, is being threatened. It turns out he is really Joseph Webb, an ex-burglar turned supergrass, and now in witness protection. His collection includes many valuable bottles of wine, some of them stolen property and formerly owned by a bent policeman. His cronies have tracked Webb down and want the most priceless bottle back. So Rider comes to Henry Crabbe for help. Can Crabbe restore justice while keeping his friend safe?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  13. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - Coddled Eggs
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S3:E6

    Car crime is on the rise, with most of the vehicles being stolen from the car park at the railway station. Henry's problems mount as he not only has to deal with two separate sets of thieves, but also with a hostile new female Superintendent. Things come to a head when Fisher's car is nicked at the station right under his nose. Back at the restaurant Gary and Margaret are being given a hard time by an over-zealous Food Inspector. Will she do as she is threatening and close the restaurant down?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  14. undefined Season 5 Episode 3 - Pork Pies
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S5:E3

    Fisher sends Henry and the squad to a meat factory where animal rights protesters are demonstrating against the owner,Mr. Trubb's use of veal in his Trubbs' Thunderbolt sausages. However, Henry finds to his surprise that the sausages contain soya and are wholly meat-free. Margaret, meanwhile, is concerned when her friend Julia, a wealthy widow, falls for a pilot much younger than herself and agrees to finance a bucket shop for him.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  15. undefined Season 5 Episode 5 - Scope
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S5:E5

    A Policeman is murdered and orders Wycliffe to avoid any scandal made difficult by the Officers wife was having an affair with another Officer.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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  16. undefined Season 8 Episode 2 - My Name is Sgt. Bergerac
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    S8:E2

    Who is the scruffy little man and why are so many people chasing him? And why is he claiming to be Detective Sergeant Bergerac?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:John Milne

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John Milne Ratings Summary

"Guns and Roses" is the best rated episode written by John Milne. It scored 10.0/10 from 1 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on October 30, 1994. It is rated 1.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Weekend Off".