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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - Hercules and the Techno Greeks
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    S1:E7

    Hercules finds himself hired by a bunch of nerdy "abacus geeks" when they enlist him to protect them from rampaging centaurs that pillage the town weekly.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 24 - Star Struck
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    S1:E24

    Milo wants to get an autograph from his favorite actor, Tobias Toopanen, who is shooting a film in town.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  3. undefined Season 4 Episode 44 - Night of the Living Pharmacists
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    S4:E44

    Doofenshmirtz's latest "inactor" turns Danville citizens into contagious zombies. Agent P. and the gang try to save the town and avoid becoming zombies themselves.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  4. undefined Season 4 Episode 48 - Last Day of Summer
    8.4/10(5 votes)

    S4:E48

    It's the last day of summer vacation and Phineas and Ferb decide to seize the day and make the most of it. Unfortunately for Candace this means it's also her last chance to bust her brothers... or is it?

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  5. undefined Season 3 Episode 56 - Where's Perry (2)
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    S3:E56

    Agent P's fate is finally revealed in the action-packed finale of the two-part television special that left Phineas, Ferb and the gang hanging...literally off an unchartered gorge and Candace frantic over a phone call with Jeremy that left their relationship status in limbo. Now, with Agent P nowhere in sight, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Major Monogram square off against evil Carl who controls a set of familiar-looking robots to take over the OWCA, in one of the biggest battles yet.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  6. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - The Belly of the Beast
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    S3:E6

    For Harbor Days Festival, Phineas and Ferb celebrate by creating a mechanical version of the historical elusive shark of Danville Harbor. Seeing what the boys are up to, Candace enlists some help to capture the mysterious shark. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz invents the 'Salt Water Taffy-inator' to give cavities to every kid in the Tri-State Area.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  7. undefined Season 3 Episode 20 - My Fair Goalie
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S3:E20

    When Ferb's cousins visit from England and challenge him to a soccer match, he and Phineas warp the walls of physics and build a high tech 3D stadium. Meanwhile, convinced that her relationship with Jeremy depends on her being more proper, Candace enlists the help of Ferb's British cousin, Eliza, to teach her the rules of etiquette. Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., Dr. Doofenshmirtz is sick in couch but forces himself to set off his \"If-A-Tree-Fell-in-the-Forest-Inator\", which causes any tree that falls to say his name.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  8. undefined Season 3 Episode 52 - Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    S3:E52

    The guys help their dad unearth a missing piece of Danville history; Doofenshmirtz tries to make himself younger to win a children's film festival.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  9. undefined Season 3 Episode 54 - Norm Unleashed
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S3:E54

    Candace finds it difficult to bust Phineas and Ferb when her brothers build nanobots that can assemble into any object they can imagine. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has jury duty, so Norm takes over the day’s evil scheme -- to destroy Danville by using weapons.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  10. undefined Season 4 Episode 6 - Der Kinderlumper
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    S4:E6

    The boys create Rutabaga-themed vehicles when Candace is chosen to be Rutabaga princess and gets to start the "Running of the Chinchillas." Across town, Doofenshmirtz plans to turn himself into a real live Kinderlumper to scare Roger into relinquishing control of the Tri-State Area over to him.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  11. undefined Season 4 Episode 41 - Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    S4:E41

    In a parallel universe far, far away, Phineas and Ferb are tasked with returning the Death Star plans to the Rebel Alliance before Storm trooper Candace catches up to them. Meanwhile, complications arise when Perry is trapped in carbonite.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  12. undefined Season 4 Episode 45 - Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    S4:E45

    After Doofenshmirtz is defeated, a new threat in the 2nd Dimension emerges, leaving it up to Phineas, Ferb, Candace and her resistance fighters to defeat this new foe.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  13. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - The Phineas and Ferb Effect
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E1

    Milo, Zack, and Melissa—with help from Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Buford, and Baljeet—help conquer Murphy's law to stop a swarm of Pistachions.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  14. undefined Season 4 Episode 8 - Primal Perry
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    S4:E8

    Perry comes face to face with an Australian platypus hunter set on destroying him. Baljeet is having an existential emergency and finds himself incapable of making decisions.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  15. undefined Season 3 Episode 15 - A Real Boy
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S3:E15

    When Dr. Doofenshmirtz thinks Vanessa overhears him say he would rather have a son to do his evil bidding, he feels terrible so he intends to zap her with the "Forget-about-it-Inator." Meanwhile, Norm shares his feelings of wanting to be a real boy with Dr. Doofenshmirtz and decides to play up the "son" role. Back at the Flynn-Fletcher household, Candace has Stacy hypnotize her into ignoring the need to bust her brothers so that she can spend the entire afternoon relaxing with Jeremy, but unfortunately the hypnosis trigger words end up playing right into her date with Jeremy.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  16. undefined Season 5 Episode 8 - Chimdale
    7.4/10(5 votes)

    S5:E8

    When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  17. undefined Season 3 Episode 5 - Dungeons and Wagons
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    S3:E5

    After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  18. undefined Season 5 Episode 20 - Stan's Night Out
    7.2/10(5 votes)

    S5:E20

    Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  19. undefined Season 3 Episode 1 - The Great Indoors
    7.2/10(5 votes)

    S3:E1

    The third season begins with Phineas and Ferb building a gigantic biome during a bit of bad weather to help Isabella earn a Fireside Girl patch.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  20. undefined Season 3 Episode 55 - Where's Perry (1)
    7.2/10(5 votes)

    S3:E55

    The Flynn-Fletchers are off on an African safari, leaving Perry at home to deal with Doofenshmirtz and his most evil plot yet: to take over the O.W.C.A. But when Doofenshmirtz accidentally zaps Carl the intern with his Ultimate-Evil-Inator ray, Carl takes over the O.W.C.A. (Organization Without a Cool Acronym) and imprisons Doof and Monogram. Agent P steps in but gets zapped with Doof’s many rays and in the cliffhanger of all cliffhangers, disappears.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  21. undefined Season 3 Episode 21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
    7.2/10(36 votes)

    S3:E21

    Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  22. undefined Season 4 Episode 5 - Haylias
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    S4:E5

    Stan, who had Hayley brainwashed because he wanted her to be a sleeper CIA agent, activates her and orders her to marry a senator's son. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve decide to open a detective agency like the ones in the '70s TV shows they have been watching.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  23. undefined Season 3 Episode 7 - Moon Farm
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S3:E7

    Inspired by the lost verse from the nursery rhyme, "Hey, Diddle Diddle", the boys decide to take some cows to the moon to see if its low gravitational pull actually does produce the best tasting ice cream ever. Back at home, Candace decides to take advantage of the boys being gone and attempts to make a fancy dinner for Jeremy, but her lack of cooking skills don't add anything to the plate. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz attempts to use his 'Moisture Suck-inator' to turn his neighbor's plants brown, so that his plants will be greener by comparison.

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  24. undefined Season 3 Episode 12 - Bad Hair Day
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S3:E12

    Candace gets a bad haircut and must rely on Phineas and Ferb's hair growing machine to correct it before she attends the Endangered Animal Benefit with Jeremy and his mom. However, when Candace turns up the power, her hair grows much more than expected and she is mistaken for a rare tangerine orangutan. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is developing his Very, Very 'Bad-inator.'

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    Writer:Jim Bernstein

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  25. undefined Season 3 Episode 19 - Skiddley Whiffers
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S3:E19

    Phineas and Ferb build a giant version of a favorite childhood game, with Danville as the central location. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz takes Vanessa on a camping trip.

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Jim Bernstein Ratings Summary

"Hercules and the Techno Greeks" is the best rated episode written by Jim Bernstein. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 9/8/1998 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Star Struck".