The Best Episodes Written By Artie Johann

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   10.0/10(1 votes)

   #1 - Beavis H

   S3:E1810/29/2025

   A new kid joins Beavis and Butt-Head's class.

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   8.3/10(3 votes)

   #2 - Old Man Beavis

   S2:E34/20/2023

   Butt-Head makes Beavis look old so he can buy beer. Beavis ends up in a senior living facility and almost scores with an 80-year-old woman.

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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #3 - Needle Dicks

   S2:E206/15/2023

   Beavis and Butt-Head try acupuncture, and Beavis decides to spend the rest of his life with 50 needles in his face.

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   7.7/10(11 votes)

   #4 - Single White Dad

   S21:E132/26/2023

   Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

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   7.6/10(21 votes)

   #5 - The D in Apartment 23

   S16:E611/12/2017

   When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

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   7.4/10(8 votes)

   #6 - Fat Gun

   S23:E12/16/2025

   This "Top Gun" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and Peter/Maverick's blooming relationship with Chris/Rooster.

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   7.2/10(25 votes)

   #7 - The Peanut Butter Kid

   S14:E111/10/2016

   When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

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   7.1/10(25 votes)

   #8 - Chap Stewie

   S12:E215/18/2014

   When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

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   7.0/10(10 votes)

   #9 - Get Stewie

   S21:E811/20/2022

   Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

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    7.0/10(4 votes)

    #10 - Pitch Imperfect

    S23:E73/30/2025

    Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.

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    6.9/10(19 votes)

    #11 - Cool Hand Peter

    S10:E812/4/2011

    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

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    6.9/10(19 votes)

    #12 - #JOLO

    S13:E144/12/2015

    When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

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    6.9/10(19 votes)

    #13 - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

    S15:E511/6/2016

    Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

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    6.9/10(11 votes)

    #14 - Bend or Blockbuster

    S21:E210/2/2022

    Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

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    6.8/10(15 votes)

    #15 - The Griffin Winter Games

    S17:E711/18/2018

    To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

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    6.7/10(7 votes)

    #16 - A Bottle Episode

    S21:E174/16/2023

    Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

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    6.6/10(8 votes)

    #17 - Fecal Matters

    S19:E101/17/2021

    When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.

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    6.6/10(9 votes)

    #18 - Adam West High

    S17:E205/12/2019

    When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

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    6.3/10(7 votes)

    #19 - Family Cat

    S19:E195/9/2021

    Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

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    6.3/10(24 votes)

    #20 - Turban Cowboy

    S11:E153/17/2013

    When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.

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    6.2/10(6 votes)

    #21 - Customer of the Week

    S19:E153/28/2021

    After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

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    6.0/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Old West

    S21:E122/19/2023

    The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

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    5.4/10(10 votes)

    #23 - Mister Act

    S20:E111/9/2022

    An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

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    4.9/10(13 votes)

    #24 - Start Me Up

    S18:E164/19/2020

    Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.

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