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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 6 Episode 17 - Mary Loves Scoochie (1)
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    S6:E17

    Dick discovers that Mary has been receiving elaborate love letters from a mystery man named 'Scoochie' and confronts her about it. She reveals that she has been receiving them for years but has no idea who Scoochie actually is, so Dick pretends that it has been him all along. This goes wrong, however, when the real Scoochie arranges to meet Mary at the Medieval Festival. Meanwhile, after another alien unit operating in Ohio wins an award over the Solomons at the Alien Award Show, Sally and Harry make it their mission to track them down, and eventually move in with an Amish family, who they believe to be the other unit, since they are so different.

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    Writer:Aron Abrams

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Everybody Hates Basketball
    8.4/10(7 votes)

    S1:E3

    Chris joins the school Bastketball team even though he can't play, but a failed pop quiz threatens to get him dropped.Back at home Julius gets a lodger after he offers 6 months rent up front, despite the fact he makes Rochelle nervous.

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    Writer:Aron Abrams

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  3. undefined Season 9 Episode 14 - Bobby on Track
    8.4/10(5 votes)

    S9:E14

    Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.

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    Writer:Aron Abrams

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  4. undefined Season 5 Episode 16 - Dick Strikes Out
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    S5:E16

    Pendelton University has a new chancellor, who causes anger when he cuts funding and takes away tenure, so Dick holds a meeting, in which he convinces the faculty to resign en masse. Unfortunately, the chancellor accepts the resignations and leaves everybody in the faculty, bar Dick - who withdrew his own, without a job. Upon finding out about his betrayal, the faculty protest outside Dick's classroom and Mary refuses to be seen with him. Meanwhile, Tommy begins working at a pretzel store with his girlfriend Alissa, but begins to dislike working with her and gives Sally and Harry free pretzels, with which they start their own business right in front of the store.

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    Writer:Aron Abrams

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  5. undefined Season 6 Episode 2 - Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    S6:E2

    Tommy is still reeling from his breakup with Alissa, but Sally and Harry convince him that if he can find an excuse to go over to her house, he can persuade her to watch a movie with him. When the pair leave the house together, however, Strudwick is suspicious and confronts Dick. Mrs. Dubcek suggests that they could have eloped, so Dick and Strudwick rush off to track them down before there's a baby on the scene, managing to accidentally abandon Mary in the process. Meanwhile, Tommy has rented a scary movie to watch with Alissa, in the hope that it might bring her into his arms, but Sally and Harry decide to show up and make it more real.

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    Writer:Aron Abrams

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  6. undefined Season 6 Episode 7 - B.D.O.C.
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    S6:E7

    The Solomons' say goodbye to Tommy as he goes to college, but Dick soon begins to miss him and attempts to convince him to come home. Tommy, however, is enjoying college life and doesn't want to, so Dick convinces him to pull an elaborate freshman prank to gain himself popularity, but really in the hope that Tommy will be expelled. Meanwhile, Sally and Harry are interviewing candidates for Tommy's replacement and although their best candidate appears to be a woman called Christie, when a handsome man named Bryce walks through the door, Sally hires him on the spot.

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 13 - Everybody Hates Picture Day
    8.2/10(5 votes)

    S1:E13

    Chris tries to put together the right outfit for the school pictures in order to convince the other kids that he's cool. Rochelle tries to earn extra money selling cosmetics from home.

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    Writer:Aron Abrams

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  8. undefined Season 1 Episode 12 - Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job
    8.2/10(5 votes)

    S1:E12

    After Chris decides he wants to buy a leather jacket, he goes to work with Julius to earn some extra money. But it's not as easy as he thinks... And Drew dares Tonya to drink hot sauce which ends in disaster

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 19 - Everybody Hates Drew
    8.2/10(5 votes)

    S1:E19

    Hoping to FINALLY out-perform his brother, Chris convinces his parents to let him take up karate lessons. Meanwhile, Tonya goes with Rochelle to the beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping.

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  10. undefined Season 10 Episode 12 - 24 Hour Propane People
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    S10:E12

    When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. It's up to Hank to get everyone focused on selling propane again.

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  11. undefined Season 1 Episode 12 - Lobsterfest
    7.7/10(19 votes)

    S1:E12

    After the town's annual Lobsterfest is cancelled by a storm, Bob defiantly opens his doors for a festive celebration. When he wakes the next morning, Bob finds the restaurant in disarray and that the town has spurned him, but Bob won't let that deter him from further involvement in the celebratory weekend.

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  12. undefined Season 8 Episode 20 - Hank's Back
    7.7/10(6 votes)

    S8:E20

    Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

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  13. undefined Season 6 Episode 15 - Glengarry Glen Dick
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    S6:E15

    After hearing a pitch for a timeshare, Dick is sold and, unable to afford it entirely, he convinces Don to pay the other half. When Dick, Mary, Sally and Don take their first holiday there, however, they find it to be dismal; small and windowless, with nothing in the surrounding area but a prison. Meanwhile, Tommy has finally outgrown Harry, leading Harry, paranoid that he is shrinking, to consult a doctor.

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  14. undefined Season 5 Episode 18 - Dick and Harry Fall in a Hole
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    S5:E18

    Dick and Harry fall into a large hole in the woods, which covers over when they attempt to climb out. Dick then panics, whilst Harry remains in a relaxed, zen-like state. A hole expert, named Angus 'The Hole' McDuff is called to the scene and devises a plan to build a second hole in order to access the one Dick and Harry are stuck in; however he becomes highly offended when Sally belittles his idea.

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  15. undefined Season 0 Episode 2 - Bill Gathers Moss
    7.0/10(3 votes)

    S0:E2

    Bill decides to get a roommate to bring adventure into his life, but Hank is weary of letting Bill making his own choice and pairs him with Principal Moss who lost his home in a divorce. Unfortunately, the two don't get along and things only get worse when Bill tries to fix it himself.

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  16. undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - Don't Let Me Download
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E3

    Claudia is shocked to find some racy pictures downloaded on Jimmy's computer, and insists that she and Sean confront him about it, but Sean wants to ignore the situation. Later, Sean confesses to Walt that he downloaded the pictures, and its not long before Claudia discovers that Sean is the guilty culprit. Meanwhile, Lily gives Jimmy a picture of Sister Helen which they doctor and use as an e-mail joke. But when the e-mail is sent to Sister Helen, things aren't so funny anymore.

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  17. undefined Season 2 Episode 12 - Don't Fear the Reefer
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E12

    Sean's takes a swing at tree surgery and ends up causing a blackout during the superbowl. But his biggest concern is what he saw through Lily's window while chopping the tree -- Lily holding a bag of pot. But what's even more shocking is where Lily got the weed: out of Sean's closet. With the blackout, Dan O'Keefe moves his Superbowl party to the Finnerty home, where they listen to a play-by-play given by Jimmy from his 5-inch TV.

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  18. undefined Season 10 Episode 4 - Harlottown
    6.7/10(3 votes)

    S10:E4

    When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and was once a place of ill-repute. The new city manager uses the city's rediscovered history to turn the town into a tourist trap for the adult porn industry. Frustrated by the changes, Hank decides to move the family – that is, until he is aided by adult actress Candee.

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  19. undefined Season 3 Episode 10 - Claudia in Disguise with Glasses
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    S3:E10

    Claudia wreaks havoc at a wedding reception after losing her glasses -- though it may not be Claudia who lost them. Meanwhile Lily convinces Eddie to persuade Dean to get her the perfect birthday gift; and Brad begins spending way too much time with Jimmy.

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Aron Abrams Ratings Summary

"Mary Loves Scoochie (1)" is the best rated episode written by Aron Abrams. It scored 8.7/10 from 3 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on May 8, 2001. It is rated 0.2 points higher than their second-best episode, "Everybody Hates Basketball".