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Wild Card is an American comedy-drama series starring Joely Fisher. It was broadcast in the United States on Lifetime, and on the Global Television Network in Canada from August 2003 to July 2005.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Wild Card Season 2 Episode 2 - Dr. Sidney Loses a Kidney
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #1 - Dr. Sidney Loses a Kidney

    S2:E2

    A kidney is stolen from a nurse on an elevator who is delivering it for a surgery. While searching for the kidney, Zoe and Dan try to expose a man they suspect of faking disabilities. Zoey's car is stolen with Hannah's volcano science project in it! Zoey must get her car back with Hannah's volcano before Hannah finds out it is missing as well as find the kidney and save the patient's life.

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  2. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 5 - Bound and Gagged, Your Husband Was Snagged
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    #2 - Bound and Gagged, Your Husband Was Snagged

    S2:E5

    Zoe and M attend a fashion show. Zoey witnesses a famous designer being kidnapped. There is no shortage of suspects from a cheating wife to a rival designer. When the ransom money is captured by the kidnapper, Zoe and Dan must find the designer and get M's money back or they could lose their jobs! Also, Taylor, Cliff, and Hannah are forced to give their messy house an extreme makeover and face some difficulties.

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  3. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 6 - Wham Bam, Thank You Dan
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    #3 - Wham Bam, Thank You Dan

    S2:E6

    Dan goes a bit too undercover when he is assigned to find out when and where upcoming jewelry robberies are to take place. Small-time robber Carmen romances Dan while Zoey and M begin to wonder if he is purposely misleading them and returning to his criminal past when a robbery takes place at a different jewelry store than the one he told them it would. Zoey is annoyed by an unattractive man at a bar. Taylor and Zoey are in serious trouble when a friend of Taylor's who is illegally enrolled in Taylor's high school under their address gets in a fight with another boy who sues him.

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  4. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 7 - Slam Dunk Funk
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    #4 - Slam Dunk Funk

    S2:E7

    A professional basketball player wakes up from a hangover and sees a dead woman's body on his bed. Fearing his freedom, he flees while a sports reporter records his every move. His agent hires Zoe, Dan, and M. to find the basketball player and clear him of all charges. A competitive rival, a jealous wife, crazy fans, and the athlete himself round out the suspects in the murder.

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  5. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 9 - Premonition Mission
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #5 - Premonition Mission

    S2:E9

    Zoey and Dan try to find out if a medical researcher who was locked in a room filled with hydrogen gas was murdered or if the incident was an accident. A psychic who claims to be receiving messages helps them and eerily is able to give them clues to the mystery. Meanwhile, Zoey bids on a silver dollar on an online auction and is frustrated when another bidder keeps topping her bids. Also, Hannah asks the psychic if she can talk to her mom.

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  6. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 10 - Bada Bing, Bada Busiek
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    #6 - Bada Bing, Bada Busiek

    S2:E10

    The wife of a mob boss hires Zoe to find her daughter. An overprotective police officer refuses to let them see the case files so they seek professional help. Dan goes undercover and faces some difficulties. The team is threatened by the mob boss to back off the case. They learn that the girl may not really be missing and that some people may be lying. Meanwhile, Dan tries to help Cliff become less arrogant and delusional after he flirts with one of his teachers.

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  7. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 11 - Tick Tock, Writer's Block
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #7 - Tick Tock, Writer's Block

    S2:E11

    A mystery author murders her greedy cousin. Then she hires M., Zoe, & Dan to prove that his death (which is assumed to be suicide) was murder. Greedy relatives wishing to inherit are murdered one by one and the writer frames a likely suspect. Meanwhile, Hannah (with the help of Taylor and Cliff) avoids going to her "Firefly" sessions.

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  8. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 12 - Blind in a Bind
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - Blind in a Bind

    S2:E12

    A blind radio star with strong opinions about politics and corruption is attacked while he is on the air. Zoe, Dan, & M. figure out that he is being attacked because he is accusing a large company of corrupting its employees. When a witness is in a terrible accident, the detectives know that something must be done! Meanwhile, Cliff makes a video documentary of Zoey.

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  9. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 13 - Russian Missus Gets No Kisses
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Russian Missus Gets No Kisses

    S2:E13

    When Zoe and Dan are left stranded on a bridge when Dan's convertible runs out of gas, a woman hands them a baby and jumps off the bridge. Zoe and Dan grow attached to the baby and are determined to figure out what caused the mother to jump to her death. Her fiance reveals that she was a mail-order bride and Zoe and Dan go undercover to investigate the shocking world of wives for sale.

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  10. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 16 - Multiple Personality Fatality
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Multiple Personality Fatality

    S2:E16

    Zoe's ex-boyfriend from Las Vegas, a famous piano player, shows up in Chicago and asks her to find a "thief" who's been breaking into his house and giving him half-eaten sandwiches and clothes. Meanwhile, a greedy lawyer falls through a window while showing off his bravery to potential employees. When a video camera reveals that Zoe's ex-boyfriend was on the same floor as the lawyer that same day, she must find out if he has anything to do with the apparent accident.

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  11. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 17 - My Boyfriend is an Axe Murderer
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    #11 - My Boyfriend is an Axe Murderer

    S2:E17

    Zoey has back problems and M. insists that she goes to see her chiropractor. Once there, she's attended to by an attractive doctor around her age and the two hit it off. Dan, meanwhile, must work with a bounty hunter to locate a man who viciously murdered his wife and her attraction to him isn't reciprocated.

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  12. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 8 - Die, Die, Who Am I?
    3.3/10(20 votes)

    #12 - Die, Die, Who Am I?

    S2:E8

    A man who narrowly misses getting hit by a bus suddenly realizes that he has no idea where he is and who he is. He hires Zoe and Dan to find out his identity. After narrowly escaping severe injury or death several more times, Zoe and Dan are convinced a hit man is after the man; who is convinced that his name is Brad Pitt and that he has a sister named Mary. Amazingly, Zoe and Dan are able to locate his girlfriend, who is very upset at him for some reason. They must convince the angry woman to reveal his identity. Meanwhile, Hannah practices for a flute recital and M., Zoe, and Dan are annoyed by a new tenant in their office building.

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  13. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 17 - Candy Land
    6.7/10(11 votes)

    #13 - Candy Land

    S1:E17

    Dan and Zoe (who brings Taylor, Cliff, and Hannah) go up to a ski lodge to investigate why a snowboarding competition was postponed because of frozen pipes. Dan starts going out with Zoe's bestfriend Candy, and it looks like Zoe might be a little jealous that Dan likes Candy. Meanwhile Zoe has Julian water her plants while her and the kids are up at the ski lodge. When Taylor has Julian go over to Ryder's house to find out why Ryder hasn't been returning her calls, Julian tells her that Ryder moved back to Columbus, and now Taylor is willing to do anything to make him come back.

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  14. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 15 - A Whisper From Zoe's Sister
    7.0/10(8 votes)

    #14 - A Whisper From Zoe's Sister

    S2:E15

    As the anniversary of Zoe's sister's death grows nears, Zoe begins seeing her sister and talking to her while remembering the good and the bad times they had together while helping Taylor and Hannah cope with the painful time. Meanwhile, Zoe, Dan, and M. investigate a robbery at a fertility clinic and must work with a flighty and not-so-helpful witness to catch the thief.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 15 - Auntie Venom
    7.2/10(14 votes)

    #15 - Auntie Venom

    S1:E15

    Zoe disguises herself as a cruise ship singer to find out how a woman died from a venomous snakebite while on the ship. She soon discovers a boatfull of suspects.

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  16. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 3 - Sniper Shot, Intern Hot
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #16 - Sniper Shot, Intern Hot

    S2:E3

    M's ex-husband Graham decides to run for mayor and Taylor decides to work on his campaign team. At a campaign rally, a bullet that evidently was intended for him hits Taylor's friend and she is rushed to a hospital. Due to some excellent ""Zoeyism"", a secret affair and the many clues required to figure out who is behind the attempted murder are found. Also, Dan is concerned when he suspects a campaign worker of flirting with Taylor.

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  17. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 2 - The Learning Curve
    7.7/10(13 votes)

    #17 - The Learning Curve

    S1:E2

    Zoe investigates her first case

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  18. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 18 - Queen Bee
    7.7/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Queen Bee

    S1:E18

    When the host of a popular children's TV show gets blackmailed its up to Zoe, Sophia, and Dan to find out who the blackmailer is. Taylor travels to Columbus to get Ryder back only to find out he hooked back up with his ex-girlfriend. Dan and Candi break up after she realizes Dan has feelings for Zoe, so Candi decides to move back to Las Vegas. Dan trys to tell Zoe how he feels about her, but instead he kisses her on the elevator. Zoe meets Marcos at the restaurant after her and Dan's kiss and tries to tell him about it, but when she tries, she finds a ring in her glass and Marcos proposes to her.

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  19. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 13 - Bullet Proof
    7.8/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Bullet Proof

    S1:E13

    Zoe closes a claim for Dan and winds up getting shot when she walks in on a burglary. Her co-workers try their best to find the person that shot her.

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  20. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.9/10(19 votes)

    #20 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Zoe gives up her job as a blackjack dealer so she can raise her nieces and nephew after their mother dies in a car accident. Sophia Mason and Dan Lennox, special fraud investigators, tell her the family is denied any financial settlement because they think her sister was responsible for her own death. Zoe decides to go on her own investigation to prove her sister wasn't at fault while trying to find a new job. Also, Zoe runs into an old flame and Taylor disappears.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 9 - Mimi's Assets
    7.9/10(13 votes)

    #21 - Mimi's Assets

    S1:E9

    When a fog machine at a strip club explodes and causes the death of a dancer, Zoe goes undercover as a bartender to determine if the explosion and resulting fire were just accidents. But is she good enough to fool Mimi, the savvy club owner? Meanwhile, back at the office, Sophia becomes frustrated when she is overlooked for a promotion. And at home, Taylor must choose between love and loyalty when Julian, the neighbor boy, starts flirting with her even though he is dating Taylor's best friend Carla.

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  22. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 14 - Backstabbed
    7.9/10(14 votes)

    #22 - Backstabbed

    S1:E14

    When a contestant on a reality show dies, Zoe auditions to be on the shows upcoming season. Everyone from the crew members to the competitors is a suspect.

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  23. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 16 - Block Party
    7.9/10(12 votes)

    #23 - Block Party

    S1:E16

    Zoe and Dan snoop around when they here four burglary claim and each one of the residents is hiding a secret they might just help crack the case. Zoe starts to fall for the carpenter that comes and does the houses.

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  24. Wild Card Season 1 Episode 8 - No Bull
    8.0/10(14 votes)

    #24 - No Bull

    S1:E8

    Zoe and Dan are forced to share a motel room when they look into the death of a farmer's prize bull.

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  25. Wild Card Season 2 Episode 4 - Roses are Red, Violets are Busiek
    8.0/10(9 votes)

    #25 - Roses are Red, Violets are Busiek

    S2:E4

    Zoey finds out that her boyfriend is married and angrily breaks up with him. The next day he is found murdered and Zoe is suspected of murdering him! Zoey finds out from her bank that her identity has been stolen by a woman resembling her who has been using Zoe's name. Taylor, Cliff, and Hannah are delighted when a large expensive boat is delivered to their house while Taylor is furthur excited when Dan buys an expensive lightbulb for her fundraiser.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Dr. Sidney Loses a Kidney" is the worst rated episode of "Wild Card". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/18/2004. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Bound and Gagged, Your Husband Was Snagged".