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After the unexpected death of her husband, a suburban mom resorts to selling weed to support her family.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Weeds Season 8 Episode 10 - Threshold
    5.8/10(15 votes)

    #1 - Threshold

    S8:E10

    Silas contemplates a big professional move; Nancy has a dinner date with Rabbi Dave and some of his friends; and Andy experiences a slight hitch in his relationship status.

    Director:Eric Jewett
    Writer:Brendan Kelly

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  2. Weeds Season 7 Episode 3 - Game-Played
    6.0/10(15 votes)

    #2 - Game-Played

    S7:E3

    Nancy struggles to fit into the ranks at the halfway house; Jill drops a bombshell; Andy and Shane find a place to live; Silas scores a modeling gig; Doug is offered his dream job.

    Director:Scott Ellis
    Writer:Victoria Morrow

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  3. Weeds Season 8 Episode 9 - Saplings
    6.3/10(12 votes)

    #3 - Saplings

    S8:E9

    A "cowboy capitalist" moseys into town with a tasty offer for Silas; and rumors spread about Rabbi Dave having an amorous encounter with a nonmember of the synagogue.

    Director:Michael Trim
    Writer:Carly Mensch

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  4. Weeds Season 2 Episode 10 - Mile Deep and a Foot Wide
    6.4/10(15 votes)

    #4 - Mile Deep and a Foot Wide

    S2:E10

    Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationship hasn't changed since last week. Andy's ex-girlfriend, Kat, shows up.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Rolin Jones

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  5. Weeds Season 5 Episode 5 - Van Nuys
    6.5/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Van Nuys

    S5:E5

    Nancy talks with her obstetrician about ending the pregnancy. After his teacher took his pot, Shane needs some help to get it back. Andy is still trying to get access to his late brother's bank account. Meanwhile, Silas and Doug need to see "The Wizard" to make their pot selling dreams come true.

    Director:Bethany Rooney
    Writer:Stephen Falk

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  6. Weeds Season 6 Episode 8 - Gentle Puppies
    6.5/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Gentle Puppies

    S6:E8

    After acquiring an RV, Nancy lets Andy navigate the road and he leads them to Pioneer Town, a former western movie set now turned off-the-grid scab city. While Nancy attempts to get the lay of the land, she instructs the family to set up a mobile hash making shop inside the RV. Andy and Silas work on getting laundry machines while Doug and Shane try to obtain water.

    Director:Scott Ellis
    Writer:Victoria Morrow

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  7. Weeds Season 7 Episode 7 - Vehement vs. Vigorous
    6.6/10(13 votes)

    #7 - Vehement vs. Vigorous

    S7:E7

    While Doug plays softball with the company team, Nancy deals pot on the sidelines; Andy opens his bike shop while Silas sells pot out of the back room; and a police detective offers Shane an internship.

    Director:Scott Ellis
    Writer:Carly Mensch

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  8. Weeds Season 8 Episode 5 - Red in Tooth and Claw
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #8 - Red in Tooth and Claw

    S8:E5

    Nancy is tempted to go back to her old pot-dealing ways to raise cash for Stevie's soccer expenses; Jill gets revenge on Andy through Doug; Shane and Angela double-date with Ouellette and his wife; Silas and R.J.'s friendship takes an unusual turn.

    Director:Michael Trim
    Writer:Stephen Falk

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  9. Weeds Season 5 Episode 10 - Perro Insano
    6.7/10(15 votes)

    #9 - Perro Insano

    S5:E10

    With the arrival of new enemies, Shane and Silas needs Nancy's protection. Meanwhile, Andy plans his future with Audra, while Doug and Dean make a plan to put an end to Celia's marijuana business.

    Director:Scott Ellis
    Writer:Dave Holstein

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  10. Weeds Season 6 Episode 4 - Bliss
    6.8/10(14 votes)

    #10 - Bliss

    S6:E4

    Nancy makes a deal with the concierge and Shane becomes part of a mommy group. Meanwhile, Doug is questioned by Cesar and Ignacio.

    Director:Eric Jewett
    Writer:Stephen Falk

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  11. Weeds Season 7 Episode 5 - Fingers Only Meat Banquet
    6.8/10(16 votes)

    #11 - Fingers Only Meat Banquet

    S7:E5

    Silas and Nancy's lawyer assist her in getting to California as her custody battle with Jill heats up. Meanwhile, Andy's relationship takes an intriguing turn; Shane decides to give it the old college try and enrolls in classes; and Doug is left to fend for himself at his job on Wall Street.

    Director:Scott Ellis
    Writer:Brendan Kelly

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  12. Weeds Season 7 Episode 13 - Do Her / Don't Do Her
    6.8/10(13 votes)

    #12 - Do Her / Don't Do Her

    S7:E13

    In the Season 7 finale, Silas turns the tables on Nancy, as Shane makes one last attempt to keep her out of harm's way and the clutches of Detective Ouellette. Meanwhile, back on Wall Street, Doug schemes to keep his hedge-fund scam alive.

    Director:Michael Trim
    Writer:Jenji Kohan

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  13. Weeds Season 2 Episode 9 - Bash
    6.9/10(15 votes)

    #13 - Bash

    S2:E9

    Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Celia's new job by showing her up at a City Council meeting. Silas and Shane celebrate their dad's birthday.

    Director:Christopher Misiano
    Writer:Rinne Groff

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  14. Weeds Season 3 Episode 8 - The Two Mrs. Scottsons
    6.9/10(15 votes)

    #14 - The Two Mrs. Scottsons

    S3:E8

    Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writer:Rolin Jones

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  15. Weeds Season 4 Episode 12 - Till We Meet Again
    6.9/10(15 votes)

    #15 - Till We Meet Again

    S4:E12

    A fed up Nancy squeals to the DEA to bust the tunnel while she plays it cool with Esteban. Embracing rehab, Celia sets out to make amends with her family. Andy succumbs to Maria's advances, and later comes clean to Doug. Shane impresses his girlfriends with his drug scoring abilities.

    Director:Michael Trim
    Writer:Rolin Jones

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  16. Weeds Season 6 Episode 7 - Pinwheels and Whirligigs
    6.9/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Pinwheels and Whirligigs

    S6:E7

    Nancy decides that her family has seen enough gunslinging for a lifetime, so to lighten things up she takes them to a Montana fair. Andy and Silas enter a butter-eating contest while Doug looks after the baby and makes friends with the carneys. Elsewhere, Nancy escorts Shane on a rollercoaster where they stir up some trouble in line.

    Director:Michael Uppendahl
    Writer:Jenji Kohan

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  17. Weeds Season 8 Episode 4 - Only Judy Can Judge
    6.9/10(14 votes)

    #17 - Only Judy Can Judge

    S8:E4

    Despite the demands of her marijuana business, Nancy decides to throw a family dinner, to which Shane invites his classmate Angela. In other pot news, Silas befriends a local grower. Meanwhile, Jill and Andy agree to watch Stevie during the day.

    Director:Michael Trim
    Writer:Carly Mensch

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  18. Weeds Season 2 Episode 6 - Crush Girl Love Panic
    7.0/10(21 votes)

    #18 - Crush Girl Love Panic

    S2:E6

    Conrad is beginning to grow suspicious of Nancy's actions after the bust on the grow houses. Shane joins the debate team at school. Celia gets in the way when Isabelle goes to shoot her Huskeroos commercial. Isabelle talks to Doug about something she doesn't want her mother to know about. Nancy has a surprise for the men in her life.

    Director:Tucker Gates
    Writer:Devon Shepard

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  19. Weeds Season 7 Episode 8 - Synthetics
    7.0/10(14 votes)

    #19 - Synthetics

    S7:E8

    Nancy's former cellmate Zoya shows up and complicates things between Nancy and her supplier; Silas and Andy bang heads over how to best utilize the bike shop; and Shane's internship provides him with some surprising lessons.

    Director:Michael Trim
    Writer:Victoria Morrow

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  20. Weeds Season 8 Episode 8 - Five Miles from Yetzer Hara
    7.0/10(12 votes)

    #20 - Five Miles from Yetzer Hara

    S8:E8

    After receiving an interesting proposal from an unexpected source, Nancy struggles with a decision involving a questionable business.

    Director:Phil Abraham
    Writer:Dave Holstein

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  21. Weeds Season 2 Episode 4 - A.K.A. The Plant
    7.1/10(19 votes)

    #21 - A.K.A. The Plant

    S2:E4

    Nancy takes on an alias to help Conrad set up the grow house. Isabelle get approached to be a model. Interesting things happen to Celia while she's on the campaign trail. Shane makes an attempt to fit in at his school. Andy takes Shane to a massage parlor. Shane gets a surprise and Silas has one as well.

    Director:Lev L. Spiro
    Writer:Matthew Salsberg

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  22. Weeds Season 2 Episode 11 - Yeah, Like Tomatoes
    7.1/10(16 votes)

    #22 - Yeah, Like Tomatoes

    S2:E11

    Peter isn't happy about the nickname "Agent Wonderbread" and he lets Nancy and Conrad know so with a convinving threat. Nancy looks to other people in the business for help. Kat's got a secret and Shane's girlfriend doesn't like her. Heylia has a plan.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writers:Roberto Benabib, Matthew Salsberg

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  23. Weeds Season 3 Episode 7 - He Taught Me How to Drive By
    7.1/10(15 votes)

    #23 - He Taught Me How to Drive By

    S3:E7

    With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and they are keeping it. Doug continues to try to sabotage Celia and Celia continues to sabotage Nancy. Nancy celebrates something. Silas begins spending more time with Tara.

    Director:Paul Feig
    Writer:Matthew Salsberg

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  24. Weeds Season 6 Episode 9 - To Moscow, and Quickly
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #24 - To Moscow, and Quickly

    S6:E9

    Nancy is met with yet another roadblock when baby Stevie gets sick leaving her and Andy to scramble to find a pediatrician. Meanwhile, Silas, Shane and Doug are tasked with unloading some merchandise at a kiddie concert.

    Director:Michael Trim
    Writer:Dave Holstein

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  25. Weeds Season 1 Episode 2 - Free Goat
    7.2/10(26 votes)

    #25 - Free Goat

    S1:E2

    As Celia deals with the other woman in her marriage, Nancy contemplates creating an enterprise to solve the cash-only financial issues caused by her drug dealing. Silas has to come to terms with his girlfriend's sudden departure, while Shane tries to come to terms with missing his Dad.

    Director:Brian Dannelly
    Writer:Jenji Kohan

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Threshold" is the worst rated episode of "Weeds". It scored 5.8/10 based on 15 votes. Directed by Eric Jewett and written by Brendan Kelly, it aired on 9/2/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Game-Played".