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The Worst Episodes of Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

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Worst episode
S2E46 Pickpockets, Dead Rats, and Old Folks Killing Things
8.412 votes
Best episode
S2E94 Goat-sucking Chupacabra, Obesity Myths and Girls Gone Wired
10.023 votes
Top season
Season 2
9.6avg
Binge time
4d 10h
212 episodes
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 46 - Pickpockets, Dead Rats, and Old Folks Killing Things
    8.4/10(12 votes)

    S2:E46

    Tonight we talk about killing and stealing. We'll show you how to do both. Tips on how to set up ambushes, choose your targets, and execute your plot. If you don't want to learn anything about killing or stealing, you're a big baby and we don't want you here. Actually, it would just be better for everyone involved if the people of strong moral fiber just put up some kind of net-security software; you don't want to accidentally end up here again. The rest of you belly up to the bar, because we've got such a tasty show it'll knock your socks off your ass.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 17 - How to Fake a Moon Landing, Spellkasting, and Vintage Lovelies
    8.9/10(9 votes)

    S2:E17

    If you want to stay in the mollified comfort of your own little weak-ass world, don't watch tonight's show. If you don't want to learn the truth about the moon landing, that's fine. If you don't want to be able to harness the awesome might of radionic energy, that's cool. Stay broke, lonely, and unknown. You can just sit there with your head in the sand. But remember, if you have your head in the sand, your ass is sticking out, just waiting to be kicked.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 35 - Odd Todd, Alien Ghosts, and Spanish Lessons
    8.9/10(9 votes)

    S2:E35

    Alien ghosts. I'd never thought about it before, but I guess alien ghosts could exist. At least exist in the sense that aliens or ghosts ""exist."" Our first guest is on a hunt for these elusive spirits. Our next guest is the creator of the Internet hit Odd Todd. Odd Todd proves that being unemployed can be funny, with the right frame of mind. On tonight's show, perspective is everything.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 37 - Clones, Duct Tape Devotees and a Truckload of Sass
    8.9/10(9 votes)

    S2:E37

    At the very least, duct tape and clones share 'Unscrewed' in common. But, I dare say, the bond goes deeper. I mean, you use duct tape to pull things together, to make them whole, to make them one. Clones are identical, they are the same. They too, are one. Cloning and duct tape both have a devoted series of followers who say that, when properly applied,can solve the problems of mankind. Both camps of devotees are loons, but at least the duct tape people can take a joke.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 38 - Start Your Own Adult Site, Busty Sammy, and Advice from Gary Coleman
    8.9/10(9 votes)

    S2:E38

    If you've ever wanted the riches and fame that Internet porn has to offer, tonight is the show that you can not miss. Our guests are up to their elbows in the lucrative Iporn industry. One guest runs her own webcam/gallery site. The other will teach you how to run one of your own.

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  6. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 3 - Rockabilly Predictions by the Singing Psychic, Sperts, and Scary Gary
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E3

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  7. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 5 - Friendster, iPod's Little Secret, and the Radio Hut Guy
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E5

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  8. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 10 - Cooking, Hooking, and Choppy the Chimp
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E10

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  9. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 15 - William Gibson, Imaginary Girlfriends, and Search Sperts
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E15

    Tonight is officially geek night. If you're not a geek, you're a loser. Geeks keep your computers running. They design your cars, economic policy, and, well, most of the world. But they have some problems. It's hard to find things they're interested in on TV. Most of the stuff is too mundane and childish for them. Well we've got you covered. The other big problem is dating. Sure, you might be single simply because you're too interested in cataloging beetle species to get a date, but sometimes situations come up where you need to fake it. Don't worry, we have that covered too. So sit back, tear your eyes away from those bugs for a second, and watch the show.

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  10. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 16 - Fark, Internet Vibrators, and Candid Confessions
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E16

    Screw the skeptics. Pundits bitch that people aren't talking or communicating anymore, but they're dead wrong. People are communicating more than ever, but in new ways. All of tonight's guests are on the cutting edge of these new communication mediums. While the critics gripe, every day people are using the Internet to share information, enhance personal relationships and to learn more about what it means to be human.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 20 - Whitehouse Porn, Aluminum Apartment, and Scary Gary
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E20

    Tonight's guests flex the muscle of their Yankee ingenuity. That's what this country was founded on. Ingenuity. We're a country of outside-the-box thinkers. We look for unique ways to solve problems, even if we need to fly in the face of conventional social values. Like say you've plagued got no money. People in other countries become working stiffs, but our guest saw a way out and took it. Even though it caused a ruckus. Our second guest wanted to play a trick on his friend. Unlike the Europeans or the Africans, to this fellow the whoopie cushion was just too prosaic. So he took the gag to the levels of sheer lunacy for which our country has been celebrated.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 34 - Mysteries of the Pyramids, Popular Search Terms, and Your Momma
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E34

    Remember the Dark Ages? Of course you don't, that's why they're the Dark Ages. Mankind backslid into a mumbling, mud-shoveling rut and no one took any notes. Well, the Internet will never let that happen again. Things like the Lycos Top 50 keep track of exactly what the American people are thinking about. Unfortunately, the Internet is a couple thousand years too late for mysteries like the pyramids in Egypt. Our guest believes he has solved the mystery and that the pyramids are actually huge water pumps. You figure someone would have written the instructions down or something. Even if mankind disappeared off the face of the earth, aliens visiting Hoover Dam could still go down to the control room, pull out a manual, and go ""Hey, this thing is a dam!""

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 36 - Dan Savage, Search Sperts, and a Cantankerous Old Koot
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    S2:E36

    Tonight we offer you sex. We have one of the most respected sex columnists in the country here. Then, we have two cam whores who are going to go head-to-head in Search Sperts. Plus, one befuddled old man calls Martin a Pansy because Marty wouldn't give him a cigarette.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 41 - Hangover Medication, Mix Your Own Music, Underwear
    9.1/10(11 votes)

    S2:E41

    We're going to teach you how to be a nonstop party. First, the tunes. We're not satisfied with the crap the music industry has been pumping out of our radios, and we're not going to take it anymore. Our guests have put together a software bundle that will give you everything you need to make your own music. Next, our guests are pushing a pill they claim eliminates the hangover. Does it work? Everyone in the office jumped at a chance to test it. Watch to see the results.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 42 - Vanity Dates, Dogster, and Coleman Confidential
    9.1/10(11 votes)

    S2:E42

    Whether you're a hottie or a dog, tonight's ""Unscrewed"" has a way for you to find a lover online. Angry that I'm being so vain? Wait till you see tonight's show! Actually, I'm using ""hottie"" figuratively and ""dog"" literally. So if you're an attractive, wealthy, vain person, or are interested in finding one, this show is for you. And if you're a dog (read canine), or are interested in finding one, this show is for you too. Hotties and dogs unite, it's time for ""Unscrewed."" Anyone else getting hungry?

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 45 - End of the World Special
    9.1/10(11 votes)

    S2:E45

    2012, the End of Times. The Mayan calendar ends. What comes next? In proper ""Unscrewed"" fashion we ignore more pressing issues, such as the end of 'peak oil', global food shortages, and an aging world population that could stress our social welfare system to its breaking point, in favor of worm holes and impending ice ages. Hell, who wants to study the devastating effects of the end of cheap oil when a worm hole is going to open up and deliver us a half-snake traveler who just happens to be the harbinger of the End Times? In 2012 only one thing is certain: The jig is up. It may not be the Apocalypse, but it's pretty damn close.

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  17. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 47 - Robot Destruction, Puppet Fornication, and Tons of NASA
    9.1/10(11 votes)

    S2:E47

    Porn and industrial machinery pepper this lively hour of ""Unscrewed."" But it's not just normal industrial machinery. It's also incredibly lethal industrial machinery designed to break the sh*t out of things. And for that matter, it's not just normal porn. It's also porn with puppets, made to warn kids about the dangers of pornography. I guess it's more like puppet antiporn and killer industrial machinery. So the tone of tonight is similar to puppets copulating in a blender.

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  18. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 8 - Adult Film Directors, Humpers, and Search Sperts
    9.1/10(10 votes)

    S2:E8

    No description available

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  19. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 58 - Savings and Clone, Dark Tip and Search Sperts
    9.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E58

    Tonight we talk about cloning animals. Now, do you think that a cloned animal would act exactly like the original? Or do you think that the experiences that the young animal had in it's formative years would determine its behavior? To test the theory, the 'Unscrewed' labs has been raising and cloning Border Collies. Some we treat well, some we treat not so well. So far the results are inconclusive, but our scientist have lost several fingers. Maybe tonight's guests will be able to shed some light on what we are doing wrong.

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  20. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 59 - Virology, Nerds and Urine Revenge
    9.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E59

    If you love sickness and global conspiracy, you might be an Unscrewed fan. If you love songs regaling the social aspects of being a nerd, you might be an Unscrewed fan. If you've ever been so pissed off at some one you decided to make them think they're peeing blood, you might be an Unscrewed fan. And if any of the above three topics really pique your interest, you better watch tonight's show, cause it'll leave you breathless.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 61 - Super Size Guest, Orbital Developments, and Boobies
    9.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E61

    Tonight we're going to learn all about fast food, living in space and boobies. We'll be speaking with Morgan Spurlock, the guy who made Super Size Me, about fast food. We'll talk with a company that wants to be the first private organization to land on the moon. And of course, a Girl Gone Wired will provide all the T&A the kiddies are looking for.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 62 - Space, Shocks and a Procedure in a Very Uncomfortable Place
    9.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E62

    No, I'm not talking about the back of a Volkswagen. One of the pictures of the Girl Gone Wired shows her spread eagle with a fella holding some kind of device between her legs. Either it's a piercing or tattoo gun. Not sure, but studying the picture is fun. Oh, and you'll have a chance to learn about space from one of it's experts. You'll also learn how to hurt people real bad from an expert in that field, the Dark Tipper.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 63 - The Best of Unscrewed's Porn
    9.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E63

    Ok folks, tonight's show features the best porn Unscrewed has offered in the last year. You'll see porn stars, porn conventions and a 'best of' gallery for the Girls Gone Wired. So, unplug the phone, make sure the shades are closed and get ready to enjoy some quality ""me"" time.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 64 - Deep, Dark Tips
    9.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E64

    We're getting down and dirty with the best of our Dark Tips from the last year... featuring Laura Swisher, Kevin Rose, and Joey the Intern. Tips include: rocket hard drive, beer catapult, how to make a stun glove and how to completely destroy your data.

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  25. Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2 Episode 65 - Unscrewed Afield
    9.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E65

    We've located the best Unscrewed moments in the field and lovingly packaged them for you in a clip show that will make your heart go pitter-patter. Including: UFO Expo, Crop Circles, Mystery Spot and yes, the time Joey the Intern Found Love at CES.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pickpockets, Dead Rats, and Old Folks Killing Things" is the worst rated episode of Unscrewed with Martin Sargent. It scored 8.4/10 from 12 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on May 3, 2004. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "How to Fake a Moon Landing, Spellkasting, and Vintage Lovelies".

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