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The Worst Episodes of Ugly Americans

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Worst episode
S1E1 Pilot
7.2218 votes
Best episode
S2E17 Fools for Love
8.392 votes
Top season
Season 2
7.6avg
Binge time
11h 15m
31 episodes
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.2/10(218 votes)

    S1:E1

    A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  2. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 2 - An American Werewolf in America
    7.3/10(175 votes)

    S1:E2

    Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  3. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 6 - So, You Want to be a Vampire
    7.3/10(140 votes)

    S1:E6

    Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  4. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 12 - Trolling for Terror
    7.3/10(117 votes)

    S1:E12

    Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Daniel Powell

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  5. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 10 - Sympathy for the Devil
    7.3/10(114 votes)

    S1:E10

    Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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  6. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 7 - Wail Street
    7.3/10(80 votes)

    S2:E7

    Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern, Daniel Powell

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  7. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 15 - The Stalking Dead
    7.3/10(75 votes)

    S2:E15

    Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lou Solis, Les Solis
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  8. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 5 - Treegasm
    7.4/10(148 votes)

    S1:E5

    Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  9. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 4 - Blob Gets a Job
    7.4/10(144 votes)

    S1:E4

    Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick

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  10. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 7 - Kong of Queens
    7.4/10(126 votes)

    S1:E7

    An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  11. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 8 - Little Ship of Horrors
    7.4/10(83 votes)

    S2:E8

    Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:Mick Kelly, David M. Stern

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  12. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 12 - Any Given Workday
    7.4/10(82 votes)

    S2:E12

    Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Bill Krebs

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  13. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 8 - Better Off Undead
    7.5/10(118 votes)

    S1:E8

    Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  14. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 4 - G. I. Twayne
    7.5/10(94 votes)

    S2:E4

    After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  15. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 9 - Lilly and the Beast
    7.5/10(79 votes)

    S2:E9

    Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern, Bill Krebs

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  16. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 11 - Journey to the Center of Twayne
    7.6/10(83 votes)

    S2:E11

    A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin, Erik Richter

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  17. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 10 - Mummy Dearest
    7.6/10(86 votes)

    S2:E10

    Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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  18. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 5 - The Ring of Powers
    7.6/10(87 votes)

    S2:E5

    Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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  19. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 3 - Ride Me to Hell
    7.6/10(95 votes)

    S2:E3

    When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  20. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 13 - Soulsucker
    7.6/10(112 votes)

    S1:E13

    Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  21. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 11 - Hell for the Holidays
    7.6/10(117 votes)

    S1:E11

    Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.

    Director:Devin Clark
    Writer:David M. Stern

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  22. Ugly Americans Season 1 Episode 3 - Demon Baby
    7.6/10(158 votes)

    S1:E3

    Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lucy Snyder
    Writers:David M. Stern, Craig DiGregorio

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  23. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 13 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
    7.7/10(79 votes)

    S2:E13

    Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Rod Amador
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jordan Pomaville, Jeffrey Poliquin, Erik Richter

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  24. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 14 - Mark Loves Dick
    7.7/10(87 votes)

    S2:E14

    Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

    Directors:Devin Clark, Lou Solis, Les Solis
    Writers:David M. Stern, Jeffrey Poliquin

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  25. Ugly Americans Season 2 Episode 6 - Attack of Mark's Clone
    7.7/10(92 votes)

    S2:E6

    Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

    Directors:Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
    Writers:Greg White, David M. Stern

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of Ugly Americans. It scored 7.2/10 from 218 votes. Directed by Devin Clark and written by David M. Stern, it aired on March 17, 2010. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "An American Werewolf in America".

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