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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps S1E5 — Lard
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps•Season 1•Episode 5

Lard

6.9/10 · 59 votesMar 26, 200130 min

Ranked #6 of 6 in Season 1•−0.3 vs season avg

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The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her ‘crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn't find the fact

Written bySusan Nickson
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Episode Summary

"Lard" is episode 5 of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps season 1. It scored 6.9/10 from 59 votes, ranking #6 of 6 episodes this season (season average 7.2). Written by Susan Nickson, it aired on March 26, 2001.

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