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Tom Scott: England S1E13 — We Can’t Invent a Robot Better Than These Ferrets

Tom Scott: England•Season 1•Episode 13

We Can’t Invent a Robot Better Than These Ferrets

Jun 15, 202622 min

In Derbyshire, at the National Ferret School, I say "hello" to some smelly thieves, and go on a surprisingly Biblical tangent.

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Episode Summary

"We Can’t Invent a Robot Better Than These Ferrets" is episode 13 of Tom Scott: England season 1. It aired on June 15, 2026.

Next: E14 · I Got Hit in the Teeth With 900-Year-Old Antlers Best of Season 1