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The Worst Episodes of Toast of London

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Worst episode
S2E1 Match Fit
7.7306 votes
Best episode
S1E6 Bonus Ball
8.6352 votes
Top season
Season 3
8.1avg
Binge time
7h 5m
18 episodes
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Toast of London Season 2 Episode 1 - Match Fit
    7.7/10(306 votes)

    S2:E1

    Toast is intrigued to find that Ed is entering a Celebrities and Prostitutes Blow Football Tournament. It's an annual event organized by Ed's showbiz charity, The River Rats. Ed suggests that Toast enter too. Toast accepts the invitation, and as he is 'fiercely competitive in everything', soon becomes obsessed with winning the tournament.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 5 - Man of Sex
    7.7/10(211 votes)

    S3:E5

    Toast is cast in a West End play along with legendary actor and drinker Ormond Sacker, who has just come out of rehab.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 1 - Addictive Personality
    7.8/10(446 votes)

    S1:E1

    Things are looking up for Steven. His agent Jane Plough gives him some exciting news: he's won a 'Best Actor' award from trendy Bra'z' Magazine. Toast is also getting more than a bit of attention from the ladies; celebrity journalist Susan Random and the beautiful, but slightly unhinged, Jemima Gina. Meanwhile Toast's flatmate Ed Howzer-Black has invited his old friend Kikini Bamalaam, the daughter of the Nigerian ambassador, to stay. Kikini is recovering from her latest botched cosmetic surgery and now closely resembles a very famous showbiz personality.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 2 - Afternoon Tea
    7.8/10(360 votes)

    S1:E2

    Toast's excitement at winning a part in a new play is tempered by two facts. One, his nemesis Ray Purchase is also in it. Two, there's a rumour his director, Acker Herron, has a history of murdering difficult actors. Romantically, Toast has to choose between his old RADA contemporary, the fun-loving and beautiful Greta Cargo and a prostitute...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 3 - Vanity Project
    7.8/10(339 votes)

    S1:E3

    Toast is caught in the middle of an acrimonious and expensive divorce so he needs to find a lot of cash, fast. Given two potential solutions; a starring role in a new feature film being made by a rich Arab billionaire or a laxative ad, he plumps for the former, despite the protestations of his agent, Jane Plough. But given the content of the movie, has Toast made the right decision?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 4 - High Winds Actor
    7.8/10(273 votes)

    S2:E4

    After the tragic death of his friend Axel Jacklin, Britain's finest exponent of acting in high winds, Toast finds himself in demand for dramatic roles.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 4 - Submission
    7.9/10(321 votes)

    S1:E4

    Toast's new girlfriend, the aristocratic Portia de Coogan, thinks it's about time Toast met her father, Lord Fotheringham. To make the best impression, it's vital Toast works on his non-existent sense of humour. Professionally, some voiceover work for the Royal Navy leads to a terrifying visit to the launch of their latest submarine - The Penetrator.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 4 - Bob a Job
    8.0/10(230 votes)

    S3:E4

    With the promise of a potential role in Kevin Spacey's House of Cards, Toast takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 2 - Beauty Calls
    8.0/10(257 votes)

    S3:E2

    Toast's romance with a weather girl is thrown into jeopardy when he and Ed are asked to judge an international beauty contest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 5 - Buried Alive
    8.0/10(271 votes)

    S2:E5

    Toast is very excited to land a major role in a big movie, but when his co-star, Max Gland, has an accident on set, it has terrifying consequences for Toast's role.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 3 - The Moosetrap
    8.0/10(272 votes)

    S2:E3

    A return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play "The Moosetrap" is seriously jeopardised when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 2 - Desperate Measures
    8.0/10(282 votes)

    S2:E2

    After Ray Purchase snitches on him to the 'Tax People', Toast receives a massive tax bill, and is forced to take on some unappealing jobs to pay off the debt.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 5 - The End
    8.0/10(297 votes)

    S1:E5

    Toast is fed up with his current jobs. With the help of a new agent, Brooke Hooberman, he tries his hand at a new career; an author of erotic literature. He also finds himself a glamorous new lady friend, Kate Khan, who would be perfect if she didn't have her deaf, dumb and blind aunt constantly in tow.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 6 - Global Warming
    8.1/10(216 votes)

    S3:E6

    When Toast begs Jane to get him in at the Globe Theatre, he's less than impressed with the director, Daz Klondyke, who's rumoured to be the hottest thing in UK theatre. However when he's cast in Klondyke's all-dog version of Twelfth Night, it's not long before Toast gets his fingers burnt as he tries to become a real actor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 6 - Fool in Love
    8.1/10(269 votes)

    S2:E6

    An old heartbreaker flame of Toast's, Lorna Wynde, turns up in London, but is she still in love with him, or is she trying to make her husband, Josh Homme, jealous?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 1 - Over the Moon
    8.2/10(263 votes)

    S3:E1

    Live on chat show Lorraine Toast tells a tale that could not only topple the US Government but also destroy the entire world. Meanwhile, he's got an outdoor production of Macbeth to prepare for.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 3 - Hamm on Toast
    8.4/10(282 votes)

    S3:E3

    Toast experiences the charisma of Mad Men star Jon Hamm, and Toast and his brother Blair visit their dying father - guest Brian Blessed - in his castle to find out who will inherit the Toast fortune.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 6 - Bonus Ball
    8.6/10(352 votes)

    S1:E6

    After losing £20,000 to Andrew Lloyd Webber in a celebrity poker game, Toast finds himself being hunted by musical superstar and part-time theatre-land enforcer, Michael Ball. Needing cash quick, a desperate Toast agrees to dub some gay art house porn. When his nemesis, Ray Purchase, catches him in bed with his wife again, Toast is caught up in a life or death showdown with both Purchase and Ball on the stage of his appalling play... Meanwhile his agent, Jane Plough, thinks he may have won the role of James Bond, if he survives.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Match Fit" is the worst rated episode of Toast of London. It scored 7.7/10 from 306 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on November 3, 2014.

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