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Steven Toast, an eccentric middle-aged actor with a chequered past, spends more time dealing with his problems off stage than performing on it.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Toast of London Season 2 Episode 1 - Match Fit
    7.7/10(294 votes)

    #1 - Match Fit

    S2:E1

    Toast is intrigued to find that Ed is entering a Celebrities and Prostitutes Blow Football Tournament. It's an annual event organized by Ed's showbiz charity, The River Rats. Ed suggests that Toast enter too. Toast accepts the invitation, and as he is 'fiercely competitive in everything', soon becomes obsessed with winning the tournament.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 5 - Man of Sex
    7.7/10(203 votes)

    #2 - Man of Sex

    S3:E5

    Toast is cast in a West End play along with legendary actor and drinker Ormond Sacker, who has just come out of rehab.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 1 - Addictive Personality
    7.8/10(424 votes)

    #3 - Addictive Personality

    S1:E1

    Things are looking up for Steven. His agent Jane Plough gives him some exciting news: he's won a 'Best Actor' award from trendy Bra'z' Magazine. Toast is also getting more than a bit of attention from the ladies; celebrity journalist Susan Random and the beautiful, but slightly unhinged, Jemima Gina. Meanwhile Toast's flatmate Ed Howzer-Black has invited his old friend Kikini Bamalaam, the daughter of the Nigerian ambassador, to stay. Kikini is recovering from her latest botched cosmetic surgery and now closely resembles a very famous showbiz personality.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 2 - Afternoon Tea
    7.8/10(345 votes)

    #4 - Afternoon Tea

    S1:E2

    Toast's excitement at winning a part in a new play is tempered by two facts. One, his nemesis Ray Purchase is also in it. Two, there's a rumour his director, Acker Herron, has a history of murdering difficult actors. Romantically, Toast has to choose between his old RADA contemporary, the fun-loving and beautiful Greta Cargo and a prostitute...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 3 - Vanity Project
    7.8/10(325 votes)

    #5 - Vanity Project

    S1:E3

    Toast is caught in the middle of an acrimonious and expensive divorce so he needs to find a lot of cash, fast. Given two potential solutions; a starring role in a new feature film being made by a rich Arab billionaire or a laxative ad, he plumps for the former, despite the protestations of his agent, Jane Plough. But given the content of the movie, has Toast made the right decision?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 4 - High Winds Actor
    7.8/10(261 votes)

    #6 - High Winds Actor

    S2:E4

    After the tragic death of his friend Axel Jacklin, Britain's finest exponent of acting in high winds, Toast finds himself in demand for dramatic roles.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 4 - Submission
    7.9/10(309 votes)

    #7 - Submission

    S1:E4

    Toast's new girlfriend, the aristocratic Portia de Coogan, thinks it's about time Toast met her father, Lord Fotheringham. To make the best impression, it's vital Toast works on his non-existent sense of humour. Professionally, some voiceover work for the Royal Navy leads to a terrifying visit to the launch of their latest submarine - The Penetrator.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 5 - Buried Alive
    7.9/10(257 votes)

    #8 - Buried Alive

    S2:E5

    Toast is very excited to land a major role in a big movie, but when his co-star, Max Gland, has an accident on set, it has terrifying consequences for Toast's role.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 2 - Beauty Calls
    7.9/10(246 votes)

    #9 - Beauty Calls

    S3:E2

    Toast's romance with a weather girl is thrown into jeopardy when he and Ed are asked to judge an international beauty contest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 4 - Bob a Job
    7.9/10(223 votes)

    #10 - Bob a Job

    S3:E4

    With the promise of a potential role in Kevin Spacey's House of Cards, Toast takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 5 - The End
    8.0/10(285 votes)

    #11 - The End

    S1:E5

    Toast is fed up with his current jobs. With the help of a new agent, Brooke Hooberman, he tries his hand at a new career; an author of erotic literature. He also finds himself a glamorous new lady friend, Kate Khan, who would be perfect if she didn't have her deaf, dumb and blind aunt constantly in tow.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 2 - Desperate Measures
    8.0/10(270 votes)

    #12 - Desperate Measures

    S2:E2

    After Ray Purchase snitches on him to the 'Tax People', Toast receives a massive tax bill, and is forced to take on some unappealing jobs to pay off the debt.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 3 - The Moosetrap
    8.0/10(258 votes)

    #13 - The Moosetrap

    S2:E3

    A return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play "The Moosetrap" is seriously jeopardised when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 6 - Global Warming
    8.0/10(209 votes)

    #14 - Global Warming

    S3:E6

    When Toast begs Jane to get him in at the Globe Theatre, he's less than impressed with the director, Daz Klondyke, who's rumoured to be the hottest thing in UK theatre. However when he's cast in Klondyke's all-dog version of Twelfth Night, it's not long before Toast gets his fingers burnt as he tries to become a real actor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Toast of London Season 2 Episode 6 - Fool in Love
    8.1/10(255 votes)

    #15 - Fool in Love

    S2:E6

    An old heartbreaker flame of Toast's, Lorna Wynde, turns up in London, but is she still in love with him, or is she trying to make her husband, Josh Homme, jealous?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 1 - Over the Moon
    8.2/10(255 votes)

    #16 - Over the Moon

    S3:E1

    Live on chat show Lorraine Toast tells a tale that could not only topple the US Government but also destroy the entire world. Meanwhile, he's got an outdoor production of Macbeth to prepare for.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Toast of London Season 3 Episode 3 - Hamm on Toast
    8.3/10(275 votes)

    #17 - Hamm on Toast

    S3:E3

    Toast experiences the charisma of Mad Men star Jon Hamm, and Toast and his brother Blair visit their dying father - guest Brian Blessed - in his castle to find out who will inherit the Toast fortune.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Toast of London Season 1 Episode 6 - Bonus Ball
    8.5/10(336 votes)

    #18 - Bonus Ball

    S1:E6

    After losing £20,000 to Andrew Lloyd Webber in a celebrity poker game, Toast finds himself being hunted by musical superstar and part-time theatre-land enforcer, Michael Ball. Needing cash quick, a desperate Toast agrees to dub some gay art house porn. When his nemesis, Ray Purchase, catches him in bed with his wife again, Toast is caught up in a life or death showdown with both Purchase and Ball on the stage of his appalling play... Meanwhile his agent, Jane Plough, thinks he may have won the role of James Bond, if he survives.

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Match Fit" is the worst rated episode of "Toast of London". It scored 7.7/10 based on 294 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/3/2014. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Man of Sex".