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The Best Episodes of Those Who Can't

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 4 - 8 Mile High
    8.3/10(44 votes)

    #1 - 8 Mile High

    S2:E4

    Obsessed with the underground rap scene, Loren recruits Shoemaker and Fairbell to join his crew. Meanwhile, Abbey gets caught up in the local gang life, and Shoemaker and Rod butt heads over his relationship with Rod's mother.

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  2. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 8 - A New Dog in the Yard
    8.3/10(35 votes)

    #2 - A New Dog in the Yard

    S2:E8

    After being appointed interim wrestling coach, Fairbell starts a beef with the rival school's coach, who Abbey has a crush on. Plus, Shoemaker takes testosterone, and Loren deals with a new girlfriend - and her two children.

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  3. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 8 - Wet Dreams May Come
    8.2/10(47 votes)

    #3 - Wet Dreams May Come

    S1:E8

    Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it. Meanwhile, Fairbell befriends the new school police officer even though the rest of the gang tries to get rid of him.

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  4. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 1 - Rod Man Out
    8.2/10(36 votes)

    #4 - Rod Man Out

    S2:E1

    With the dreaded new school year right around the corner, the teachers get a surprise when Rod returns to Smoot a sober man; his new insufferable attitude forces the gang to do the unthinkable to get him back to his old self.

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  5. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 3 - You Can't Go Homecoming Again
    8.1/10(21 votes)

    #5 - You Can't Go Homecoming Again

    S3:E3

    With the gang in charge of the homecoming parade floats, tensions rise and class warfare

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  6. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 3 - Lady and the Skamp
    7.9/10(49 votes)

    #6 - Lady and the Skamp

    S1:E3

    The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

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  7. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 4 - The Fairbell Tape
    7.9/10(54 votes)

    #7 - The Fairbell Tape

    S1:E4

    Shoemaker and Abbey work to get the vending machine returned after it's removed by the PTA. Later, Loren clashes with his old teacher while Fairbell's sexual orientation is discovered.

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  8. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 9 - K-Pop Goes the Weasel
    7.9/10(42 votes)

    #8 - K-Pop Goes the Weasel

    S1:E9

    A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize they're stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game. Trapped in school at night, with corpses piling up, the teachers fight for survival.

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  9. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 10 - Take a Wonka on the Wild Side
    7.9/10(44 votes)

    #9 - Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

    S1:E10

    The teachers relive their glory days at Senior Prom, Fairbell and Abbey's "friend date" is a disaster, Quinn has the worst night of his life, and Shoemaker's looming divorce helps him get his angry band back together.

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  10. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 12 - Graduation
    7.9/10(31 votes)

    #10 - Graduation

    S2:E12

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  11. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 4 - A Smoot Holiday Coincidence
    7.9/10(20 votes)

    #11 - A Smoot Holiday Coincidence

    S3:E4

    The Smoot teachers rally around a student as they raise money for his heart transplant.

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  12. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 8 - Grisly Man
    7.9/10(17 votes)

    #12 - Grisly Man

    S3:E8

    Out in the woods for a cross-country race, the gang stumbles upon a hermit they believe is a legendary serial killer.

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  13. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 7 - For Whom the Bell's Tolls
    7.8/10(40 votes)

    #13 - For Whom the Bell's Tolls

    S1:E7

    The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.

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  14. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 2 - Foreskin in the Game
    7.8/10(34 votes)

    #14 - Foreskin in the Game

    S2:E2

    Shoemaker seeks emergency medical help from Abbey; Fairbell takes on a role assisting Cattie, Smoot's new principal; Loren is left alone in the dust.

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  15. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 7 - Detergent Dawn
    7.8/10(32 votes)

    #15 - Detergent Dawn

    S2:E7

    Loren finally completes his novel, but the book's success goes to his head, forcing Shoemaker to become his 'agent.' However, when the novel sparks a hookup outbreak, Fairbell and Summer's abstinence class takes a dramatic turn.

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  16. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 10 - Elect-ile Dysfunction
    7.8/10(25 votes)

    #16 - Elect-ile Dysfunction

    S2:E10

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    Director:Unknown
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  17. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 10 - SKAppily Ever After
    7.8/10(17 votes)

    #17 - SKAppily Ever After

    S3:E10

    Everyone chips in to throw Loren and Jade a dream wedding at the school. Meanwhile, Abbey wants to take her anonymous online relationship to the next level.

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  18. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 12 - Abbey's Road
    7.8/10(16 votes)

    #18 - Abbey's Road

    S3:E12

    Abbey enjoys success at her new career away from Smoot. In her absence, the gang struggles with their altered group dynamic and Loren takes over as librarian.

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  19. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 6 - What's Eating Uncle Jake?
    7.7/10(50 votes)

    #19 - What's Eating Uncle Jake?

    S1:E6

    After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach. Plus, Shoemaker takes asst. coaching a bit too far, and Loren schemes for a shady game sponsor.

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  20. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 3 - Plains High School Drifter
    7.7/10(36 votes)

    #20 - Plains High School Drifter

    S2:E3

    Cattie hires a former Denver Bronco to be Smoot's new head football coach, and he appoints Loren as his assistant. But the new coach's methods don't sit well with Tammy and Shoemaker, who go to great lengths to fire him

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  21. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 9 - Normal Activity
    7.7/10(30 votes)

    #21 - Normal Activity

    S2:E9

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  22. Those Who Can't Season 1 Episode 5 - Of Lice and Men
    7.6/10(43 votes)

    #22 - Of Lice and Men

    S1:E5

    After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone." Shoemaker and Tammy square off in a haircutting contest, while Abbey revisits some not-so-fond high school memories.

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  23. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 6 - The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn
    7.5/10(31 votes)

    #23 - The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn

    S2:E6

    It's Principal Quinn's trial. Shoemaker, Abbey, Fairbell and Loren have been summoned to the witness stand. Meanwhile, Cattie enlists Leslie to communistically transform Smoot into a passable school for an incoming reporter.

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  24. Those Who Can't Season 2 Episode 11 - Mid-Bryce Crisis
    7.5/10(28 votes)

    #24 - Mid-Bryce Crisis

    S2:E11

    When a former Smoot senior returns to school, Loren, Shoemaker and Fairbell get paranoid about being the victims of yet another senior prank. Meanwhile, Abbey begins to date a younger guy despite warnings from Tammy and Julie.

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  25. Those Who Can't Season 3 Episode 11 - Big Ol' Scams
    7.5/10(16 votes)

    #25 - Big Ol' Scams

    S3:E11

    Steven's vocational career fair has Loren and Abbey questioning their professional paths. Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Fairbell join a cult-like pyramid scheme.

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Best Episodes Summary

"8 Mile High" is the best rated episode of "Those Who Can't". It scored 8.3/10 based on 44 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/28/2016. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "A New Dog in the Yard".