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Zack and Cody Martin are aboard the SS Tipton, a luxury passenger cruise liner owned by London's father. The ship cruises the world with tourists and students who attend classes at Seven Seas High, the

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 30 - Breakup in Paris (2)
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    S2:E30

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    Director:Richard Correll
    Writers:Pamela Eells, Adam I. Lapidus

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  2. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 29 - Breakup in Paris (1)
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E29

    Cody and Bailey are planning to celebrate their one year anniversary when the SS Tipton docks in Paris. Cody asks London to help him make his date perfect. However, a big misunderstanding begins when Bailey sees Cody with London (who were just practicing the date) and mistakes her as the "hideous French girl". The next day, the day of the anniversary, Cody sees Bailey with another guy, Jean Luc, who was just trying to cheer her up. Bailey and Cody start arguing about the misunderstanding, and decide it would be better if they broke up. Meanwhile, Zack and Woody are pursued by art thieves.

    Director:Richard Correll
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 7 - It's All Greek to Me
    6.4/10(191 votes)

    S1:E7

    The S.S. Tipton visits Greece. While they are there, Bailey crushes on the tour guide, which makes Cody jealous. To impress her, Arwin's cousin, Milos, gives him a replica of the ancient amulet of the Greek goddess Aphrodite to give as a gift to her, but in a mix up, he ends up getting the real one. Meanwhile, London has to write a speech for her father, who is funding a new exhibit, but finds it very difficult, but then has a dream about Greek history, which inspires her.

    Director:Shelley Jensen
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 8 - Sea Monster Mash
    6.4/10(174 votes)

    S1:E8

    The class has a school project to complete and Cody chooses Bailey to be his partner, disappointing Zack who had hoped to get Cody to complete his and Woody's project for them. After Bailey tells London that she has partnered with Cody, London teams up with Zack and Woody. Cody is trying to catch a famous sea monster, but keeps failing and disappointing Bailey. Zack tries to sabotage Cody's project. However, his own project turns into a monster when London pours a smoothie into their plant project, causing it to grow and eventually trapping Zack, Woody, and London. The sea monster shows up at the end of the episode.

    Director:Richard Correll
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 17 - The Wrong Stuff
    6.4/10(176 votes)

    S1:E17

    London holds a competition between Cody and Woody to decide which one of them will accompany her on her trip to the Tipton Space Station. Desperate to win, Cody and Woody each try to sabotage the other during the competition. Meanwhile, Zack is in charge of the senior citizen's activities and meets a passenger who is unwilling to participate in any of the activities. Zack makes multiple attempts to find something he wants to do and finally discovers that he enjoys playing pranks on other people. Together, they try to pull off a series of pranks on the other passengers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Suite Life on Deck Season 3 Episode 2 - Rat Tale
    6.4/10(141 votes)

    S3:E2

    No longer a couple, Cody and Bailey must choose who keeps Buck, their pet rat. Kirby investigates both to see who will make the better owner, but Woody is bitten by Buck, creating a super-hero alter-ego "Ratman."

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Suite Life on Deck Season 3 Episode 3 - So You Think You Can Date
    6.4/10(132 votes)

    S3:E3

    The Seven Seas High dance is coming up. Having broke up, Cody and Bailey lie about having dates to the dance, so they quickly try to find a backup date to backup their lie. Now the pressure is on to see who has the best game. Meanwhile, Woody is tired of Tutweiller and Moseby arguing about who should get the skydeck for the school dance, so he makes them share the skydeck. It is revealed though flashback that Mr. Moseby and Miss Tutweiler's interest in the Middle Ages and 1980s, respectively, comes from the tribulations they endured as outcasts in their youth. Through understanding, Mr. Moseby convinces Emma that they both have become successful adults and have overcome their painful pasts.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Suite Life on Deck Season 3 Episode 4 - My Oh Maya
    6.4/10(157 votes)

    S3:E4

    Zack becomes attracted to a girl named Maya, but when he realizes he is actually falling in love with her, he attempts to use the six month plan Cody devised to date Bailey. Meanwhile, Dante, the boy who stole Marcus's identity in Paris, stows away on board to have Marcus produce his next album. In addition, Cody is trying to condition himself to forget about Bailey by flicking a rubber band against his wrist every time he thinks about her while she is visiting her home in Kettlecorn.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Suite Life on Deck Season 3 Episode 7 - Computer Date
    6.4/10(155 votes)

    S3:E7

    Arwin comes on board the SS Tipton to improve the ship by adding a robot. However, problems start to occur when it begins to have feelings for Cody. Meanwhile, London and Woody enlist Zack's help to pass a gym class.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 2 - Parrot Island
    6.5/10(235 votes)

    S1:E2

    When the S.S. Tipton makes a special trip to pick up London from Parrot Island, Bailey, Moseby and Woody find themselves in jail because all the parrots left for Seal Island after Tipton Industries cut down all the trees. It's up to Zack and Cody to get them out of it but Zack and Cody end up in jail along with the others, and Bailey has to use her pig, Porkers, to rescue them. Zack and Cody fight for Bailey and Zack lets Cody have her after finding out about her ex-boyfriend Moose and seeing she has too much "baggage".

    Directors:Richard Correll, Danny Kallis
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 18 - Splash & Trash
    6.5/10(179 votes)

    S1:E18

    Zack and Woody are convinced that a girl the S.S. Tipton rescued from the ocean is actually a mermaid. They make multiple attempts to prove it, but are unsuccessful. Upon her telling Zack that she is really a competitive swimmer and extremely busy training for the Olympics, Zack decides to teach her how to relax. Meanwhile, Cody is fired as the ship's towel boy after he doesn't allow passengers to use multiple towels in an attempt to protect the environment. He also puts up a show to portray the future of the Earth if this kind of overuse continues, which ultimately gets him re-hired as towel boy.

    Director:Richard Correll
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 20 - Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
    6.5/10(164 votes)

    S1:E20

    After Kirby injures Moseby, Connie takes over Moseby's work and breaks a boat in a bottle intended as a gift for the captain. Everyone tries to comfort Moseby, but none of them do any good. Moseby overhears mention of a problem with the boat and thinks there is a problem with the full-size ship. London eventually fixes the boat in a bottle. Moseby falls down the stairs and injures everyone except London. Finally, Moseby accidentally breaks the boat and doesn't have enough time to repair it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Danny Kallis

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  13. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 16 - The Defiant Ones
    6.5/10(132 votes)

    S2:E16

    Cody creates a web of lies to cover the fact that he didn't do his homework and it gets out of hand. Mr. Moseby and Zack get handcuffed together when their fighting gets worse.

    Director:Richard Correll
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 11 - seaHarmony
    6.6/10(178 votes)

    S1:E11

    Zack and London play matchmaker for Mr. Moseby and Ms. Tutweiller, but with little success. Eventually, they get Moseby and Tutweiller together, and although they have an argument, they remain together. Meanwhile, Cody tries to impress Bailey by acting like someone else based on her dating test results. However, what Cody doesn't know is that some of her answers were for fun, while others were true.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 2 - Ala-ka-scram!
    6.6/10(155 votes)

    S2:E2

    London wants to become the assistant to the ship's magician after she develops a crush on him. Meanwhile, Zack wants to spend more time with Woody.

    Director:Shelley Jensen
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 27 - Starship Tipton
    6.6/10(128 votes)

    S2:E27

    Centuries in the future, Starship Tipton resident prankster Zerk (Zack's great-great-great-great-great grandson) plays a joke on feuding aliens and because of it, they vow to destroy the starship. The kids must travel to the future to save their descendants and fix the problem before it's too late. Meanwhile, London discovers that she has a great-great-great-great-great grandson, Rome, and that the Starship Tipton belongs to her family.

    Director:Kelly Sandefur
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Suite Life on Deck Season 3 Episode 12 - Senior Ditch Day
    6.6/10(147 votes)

    S3:E12

    London and Woody go to a posh beach club for senior ditch day, but when the bouncer won't let Woody in, London and Zack go without him. Meanwhile, in an effort to keep their perfect attendance records, Bailey and Cody show up for class, which annoys Ms. Tutweiller who was looking forward to her day off.

    Director:Phill Lewis
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 12 - The Mommy and the Swami
    6.7/10(172 votes)

    S1:E12

    When the ship stops in India, Cody takes Zack with him to visit his guru, a Swami who lives in the top of a mountain who charges high prices for everything he sells. Eventually, Zack and Cody run out of money and join the Swami's worldwide call center. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby is having computer problems and is trying to contact the call center for help, but without any success. Padma, who was originally London's roommate on the ship, but left after London bribed her, asks London to help convince her mother that she was still at sea. It is later shown that the help center Moseby was calling was run by the Swami, who used an American accent.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 15 - Shipnotized
    6.7/10(168 votes)

    S1:E15

    A famous hypnotist visits the S.S. Tipton and accidentally hypnotizes London to act like Bailey, which gets her really annoyed. Meanwhile, Harvard's Dean of Admissions, Monroe Cabbit, is also visiting with his daughter Olivia. Cabbit is fond of Cody, but thinks lowly of Zack, although Zack wants to date Olivia. Since Cabbit does not approve of the relationship, Zack and Cody concoct a plan where Cody will pretend to date Olivia, which Cabbit approves of, but Zack will actually be the one who goes on the date.

    Director:Shelley Jensen
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 16 - Mom and Dad on Deck
    6.7/10(187 votes)

    S1:E16

    The boys plan to have an all-guys weekend with their dad, but a surprise visit from their mom ruins it. When Kurt and Carey get a show on the ship, Mr. Moseby says they can stay on board, but worried their parents will permanently stay on the ship, the twins hatch a plan to sabotage their parents' show. Meanwhile, London tries to find the perfect belated birthday gift for Mr. Moseby by following him around all day. In the end, London makes Mr. Moseby very happy that he got a present from her because even his own mother forgot his birthday.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Danny Kallis

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  21. The Suite Life on Deck Season 1 Episode 19 - Mulch Ado About Nothing
    6.7/10(169 votes)

    S1:E19

    When Bailey starts feeling homesick, Cody decides to recreate her hometown festival. However, thanks to London, Bailey's hometown boyfriend, Moose, shows up. He and Cody compete in corn bobbin', arm wrestling, and chess to win Bailey's heart, but Cody loses every competition. Moose asks Bailey to come home, so she asks Cody what to do. Cody says to follow her heart and Bailey stays because she would miss her friends

    Director:Danny Kallis
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 6 - Family Thais
    6.7/10(169 votes)

    S2:E6

    London visits her grandmother in Thailand. Meanwhile, Zack asks Cody to go on a double date with him.

    Director:Richard Correll
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 9 - Lost at Sea (2)
    6.7/10(151 votes)

    S2:E9

    No description available

    Director:Richard Correll
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 10 - Roomies
    6.7/10(155 votes)

    S2:E10

    Zack is surprised to learn that he has a new roommate who used to be a famous rapper until he hit puberty and his voice got deep.

    Director:Danny Kallis
    Writer:Danny Kallis

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  25. The Suite Life on Deck Season 2 Episode 12 - Bermuda Triangle
    6.7/10(144 votes)

    S2:E12

    Zack and Cody receive a $200 check from their parents for their 16th Birthday, but have an argument about how to spend it. During the argument, they both wish they were an only child and once the ship enters the Bermuda Triangle, their wish comes true.

    Director:Phill Lewis
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Breakup in Paris (2)" is the worst rated episode of "The Suite Life on Deck". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Richard Correll and written by Pamela Eells, Adam I. Lapidus, it aired on 6/25/2010. This episode scored 6.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Breakup in Paris (1)".